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Austin Anderson Show

Austin Anderson

Austin Anderson has been doing stand-up since 2001. He never wanted to start a podcast. He just wanted to be funny and mysterious, like God intended. But then a high-level booker broke his heart and said, “If you want to keep doing stand-up, you need a podcast.” And so, against his will, and with great reluctance... this is: The Austin Anderson Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy stand-up

All Episodes

26:51

From Buffalo Genocide to Porta Potty Redemption | Ep. 25

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/24

In this episode, I zigzag through conspiracy-laden doomscrolling, Jimmy Kimmel, AI deepfake panic, mooing at cows, and the wild slaughter of tens of millions of buffalo. Then I take a hard left turn into the art of public pooping—crime-scene bathrooms, Google job site porta potties, and why Kanye West needs a dump-in-a-john moment to find salvation. Sprinkle in Charlie Sheen chaos, Nicolas Cage cult vibes, and the absurdity of folks screaming “Hollywood is Satan” while still binge-watching every

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22:24

The Rapture Didn’t Happen… But These Wild Stories Did...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/23

What do fake prophets, a drunk baby raccoon, and Sylvester Stallone refusing to age all have in common? They’re all in today’s episode. I kick things off with a South African pastor who swore the rapture would happen today (spoiler: it didn’t), then dive into some truly bizarre news: Stallone wanting to play teenage Rambo, a raccoon revived after passing out drunk on fermented peaches, two guys turning Kevlar helmets into a Darwin Award, and Greenville’s real-life “Spider-Man” helping strangers

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25:37

Touching Toes, Dave Attell, and Foggy Morning Rants |...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/22

It’s a foggy Monday morning and Austin is all over the place, running late miles in the dark, building chicken coops, and blowing his son’s mind by being able to touch his toes. From dad moments to stand-up comedy shoutouts (Dave Attell holding a lantern in the fog), the episode swerves into politics, bizarre headlines about “international Satanists,” California’s free speech battles, and the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk. Along the way, Austin talks about nose rings he calls “the bebop,” and

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22:52

Jason Aldean Concert, Pumpkin Patch Adventure & Why...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/19

On this episode ofThe Austin Anderson Show, I talk about dragging myself out of bed after a late night at a Jason Aldean concert, where the crowd, the music, was a great time. I share the about a rainy pumpkin patch visit, why denim was the real villain that day, and how carrying an umbrella might secretly be one of life’s greatest joys. Then I get into a crazy coincidence involving the Foo Fighters and Red Hot Chili Peppers show I saw back in ’99, and how a friend across the world randomly brought

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25:35

Pumpkin Patches, Waffle Houses & The Death of Fast...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/18

In this episode, I talk why fiddles make country concerts better, late-night McDonald’s drive-thru nostalgia. How fast food has lost its magic, question the Hamburglar’s cannibalism, and can't get over the bizarre Tai Chi infomercials. Plus, I share memories of 24-hour Walmart adventures, chasing runner’s highs, the magic of Vala’s Pumpkin Patch in Omaha, and a wild late-night Waffle House story with a fellow comic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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28:05

Too Many Bagels, Flamingo Legs & Robot Chicken Fights...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/17

What do four bagels, Barbie legs, Carrie Underwood’s football-field lips, and robot chicken fights in Oklahoma all have in common? Absolutely nothing—except they all show up in today’s chaos.In this episode, Austin tackles:The tragic limit of human bagel consumptionWhy dudes skip leg day and turn into flamingosA marathon runner in overalls with ironclad nipplesCarrie Underwood’s screen-sized lips at a Cody Johnson concertJoe Rogan casually roasting Marc Maron as a “crazy cat lady”Oklahoma legalizing

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34:41

Betrayal of Refrigerators, Robert Redford’s Hair, and...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/16

In this episode, Austin spirals from the betrayal of refrigerators that make you open the door just to get water, to Robert Redford’s immortal hair, to a dude in Florida choking kids while dressed as a giant puppy. We hit every weird news headline you didn’t know you needed, like a million-dollar yacht sinking in seconds, a man fighting off hyenas with his bare hands, and an ice cream cone legend handing out sandwiches on a mountain.Then, we shift gears into something deeper: how the early church

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28:08

How the Apostles Actually Died | Ep. 18

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/15

It’s Monday morning on the homestead, the coffee is strong enough to kill a horse, the crickets won’t shut up, and the chickens are circling me, demanding food. Then it’s off to a Cody Johnson concert, and a crash course in how the apostles actually died.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and keep this snowball rolling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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22:14

DayQuil, Martyrdom, and Pudding Revenge | Ep. 17

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/12

I’m sick as a dog but still ranting my way through a head cold, swigging DayQuil like an old-time drunk with a flask. From dreaming about Viking-style river burials on the Elkhorn, to the insanity of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and people celebrating it, to the bizarre spam calls offering me $60k loans five times a day.We go from heavy stuff (Christian martyrdom, civil war chatter, a nation unraveling) to ridiculous business ideas like “Shank You Very Much” (artisan prison shanks for flea markets),

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10:29

Charlie Kirk Is A Christian Martyr | Ep. 16

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/11

Charlie Kirk Is A Christian Martyr. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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27:17

Walmart Tire Chaos, South Dakota Stove Hunt & Why...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/10

In this episode, a road trip to South Dakota for a 1950s oven that doesn’t spy on me, rants about Walmart’s tire department holding my wife hostage, and questions why Arby’s is still allowed to exist. Along the way: coyote sightings mistaken for wolves, Slayer-blasting gas station weirdos, accepting the challenge of 75 Hard, losing a beloved chicken named Vivian, and why country music is basically Taco Bell with guitars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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33:09

Karen Ball Snatcher, Ding Dong Ditch Deaths, and the...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/09

Adults stealing baseballs from kids. Ding dong ditch gone deadly. A pastor claiming Jesus is coming back on September 23rd. Oh—and Elon Musk playing in a satan costume.I rant on selfish adults at games, childhood pranks turned tragedies, fake end-times prophets, and the bizarre rise of “Dark MAGA.” Plus: my 25th anniversary, why old ovens are better than new ones, and Alex Jones gargling “the Holy Spirit.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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24:30

Rivers of Blood, Head Cold Mondays & Comedy Scandals

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/08

Happy Monday, baby! In this episode, I rant my way through a head cold, celebrate fall punching summer in the face, and share my pastor’s horrifying white-T-shirt running story that ends in rivers of blood. To comedy scandals, Charlie Sheen confessions, The Rock shrinking down to a bean, and my love-hate relationship with workouts, it’s a ride. Add in some trash-talk on Taylor Sheridan’s shows, the VMAs, and Rosie O’Donnell popping up on my phone, and you’ve got yourself a weird, unfiltered Monday

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29:36

The Price of TicTac's, Squirrel Burial & The Statue...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/05

What starts as a $1.50 candy run turns into chaos: overpriced Tic Tacs, a Lemonhead salvation, and a squirrel funeral with the whole rodent family watching. From there it spirals into wild neighbor accusations (“you stole my squirrels!”), rabid dogs at gas stations, Jeffrey Dahmer Cinnamon Toast Crunch ads, women obsessed with serial killer docs, Lady Gaga’s creepy Tim Burton collab, and a rabbit hole about the Statue of Liberty possibly being modeled after Satan himself.New episodes every weekday

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33:56

Google Plants, Darwin Awards & Comedy Store Ghost...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/04

In this episode, Austin dives into his wild past, concrete and soil testing at a Google plant in Council Bluffs, writing fake biker-gang articles that got passed around the office, and scribbles on the walls of porta potties from construction workers that they were building Skynet.From bathroom hemorrhoid warnings to Darwin Award legends of rocket-powered Camaros and RV autopilot disasters, this one spirals into the absurd before landing in stand-up comedy life with ghost tours of the Comedy Store,

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28:18

Lyme Disease, Chainsaw Art, The Temple Of Prunes, And...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/03

I start with a woman furious at Justin Timberlake for phoning in a concert she didn’t even attend, then fall down the rabbit hole of why every celebrity seems to catch Lyme disease. From there I confess my dream of becoming the Banksy of chainsaw art, talk about the heartbreak of a century-old Nebraska pine tree wrecked by an ice storm, and relive the moment I rammed my own trash can with my car like a complete moron. I nearly sat in a stranger’s lap at the grocery store, roasted Tim McGraw’s Botox

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29:30

Testicle Fences, Buttercream Gangs & Nicotine Pouches...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/02

It’s the day after Labor Day and I’m unraveling a weekend that included jean blankets, pancakes, my kid’s first Big Mac in Chicago, hoping Chicago wouldn’t change my son like it changed Pete in the Buttercream Gang, looking to hire a gaggle of clowns, grunting my way through middle age, Zyn is doing a nicotine challenge, and the nightmarish reality of wrangling chickens with a “gettin’ stick” and nearly sacrificing a testicle to a hog fence, but made it out alive to tell you about it. New episodes

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31:34

Footloose, Rabbit Feet, and a Near-Death Construction...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/29

Electric scooters have killed bikes. Donuts cost ten bucks. Kids are hoarding plastic rabbit feet like psychopaths, and somehow I ended up saving a construction worker’s butt (literally) from a tree spear. In this episode I rant about 80s nostalgia, Footloose, Indiana Jones refrigerator nonsense, pizza crust revenge, punk rock anthems, Lil Nas X lap-dancing the devil, Billy Ray Cyrus in space, Final Destination shoelaces, and a very awkward story about my balls.Plus, ChatGPT won’t tell me how to

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30:50

Baywatch Ninjas, Husker Logos, and the Day Peanuts...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/29

In this episode, Austin Anderson goes from David Hasselhoff fighting ninjas on Baywatch to PBS showing ape-human boobs, to the bizarre origins of chiropractic medicine. Along the way he rants about fashion shows, roasts Puff Daddy’s baby-oil crimes, praises the beauty of fall in Nebraska, and demands the Huskers bring back the original Herbie logo. Also: airline peanuts assassinating people, phone conspiracies at 30,000 feet, and why keeping a pig alive is the wildest med school test you’ve never

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29:24

A Duck Thinks It’s a Chicken, Highway Cyclists, and...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/28

On today’s drive-time rant, Austin Anderson swerves from a fearless bicyclist on a Nebraska highway to the miracle of a duck that believes it’s a chicken, dives into the cult of corporate America, and confesses to hoarding junk like a pioneer dragging a piano down the Oregon Trail. Along the way: bologna lunches, olive economics, Marie Kondo shade, and a reminder that sometimes throwing salt on your fries is the closest thing to living dangerously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

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