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EJG The Weirdo

“EJG The Weirdo” is exactly what it sounds like — me, a random voice on the internet, saying whatever pops into my head. No scripts. No filters. Just weird thoughts, random rants, and whatever else makes me laugh (or makes no sense at all). If you came here for something deep and meaningful, you might be in the wrong place… but if you came here for weird, you found it.

comedy improv

All Episodes

00:14:27

I’m Sorry… You Bought That?

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/29

I’m Sorry… You Bought That?Some cars on the road just make you stop and ask why? In this episode, Ethan dives into the mystery of vehicles that probably should’ve never left the design room (looking at you, Kia Soul and Nissan Juke 👀). From hideous paint choices to questionable design decisions, nothing is off limits. But it’s not just about cars — we get into the messy truth about electric vehicles, how governments contradict themselves on energy, and why the word “literally” doesn’t even mean

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01:14:41

Pee Theory & Power Tools (with Bob LeMent)

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/29

Pee Theory & Power Tools (with Bob LeMent)Static Radio’s Bob LeMent drops in and we go full curiosity-mode: gas-pump urinals (for efficiency!), splash-free bathroom “engineering,” and the eternal battle between grit, ice, and cracked Calgary windshields. We trade trade-stories (HVAC bravado, glove mishaps, ladder wounds), wander into pee-powered batteries, Aquaman slander, and why hands-on skills still beat desk jobs—for now. It’s half comedy, half “wait…is that actually a good idea?” with a

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00:18:42

Are Billionaires Really That Bad?

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/26

Are Billionaires Really That Bad? — I riff on incentives, taxes, and why most people don’t spend a decade becoming a doctor “just for fun.” From managers losing motivation under higher tax brackets to how founders reinvest (and risk) their way to huge outcomes, I make the case that success and wealth aren’t automatically evil—and that policy has trade-offs. We hit doctors vs. McDonald’s wages, why companies pass costs along, Elon-level reinvestment, and the role of risk, bankruptcy, and reward

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00:13:42

Gay Bacon

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/16

Gay Bacon – From late-night snack binges to the glory of rainbow strip candy (a.k.a. “gay bacon”), I dive into my unhealthy love for junk food, why Reese’s Fast Break is the king of all chocolate bars, and how Domino’s cheesy bread has ruined my self-control. Along the way, I rant about diabetes scares, leftover hate, plants taking over the house, and even which celebrities I think would make the best cuddle buddies. It’s chaotic, funny, and very real—just like every other night on my couch.

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00:18:27

Why the Tattoos

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/12

Why the Tattoos – From teardrop tattoos that scream “arrest me” to full-body ink that covers every inch of skin, I break down the weird, wild world of tattoos—and why some choices just don’t make sense. Along the way, I rant about goth phases, mohawks, my wife roasting my tattoo ideas, and even how my dad’s “you’re not special” talk turned into surprisingly good advice. It’s funny, blunt, and a little chaotic—just like this podcast.

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00:15:20

Toilet Water Splash

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/11

Toilet Water Splash – This episode is all over the place, but in the best way. I kick things off with some exciting news about my podcast ranking in Canada before diving into phone storage struggles and a quick reflection on Charlie Kirk. Then we get into the real star of the show: toilets. From overzealous automatic flush sensors that leave you with a wet butt to the horrors of porta potty splashback (and my genius fix for it), nothing is off limits. I wrap it up with rants about housing prices,

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00:12:57

Why do we always say Congratulations

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/09

Why do we always say Congratulations – In this episode, I dive into why people feel obligated to congratulate others, even when they don’t actually care. From pregnancies to promotions, I question whether constant congratulations really mean anything—or if it’s just social habit. I talk about being genuine vs. fake, how tradespeople see the world differently than office workers, and why fancy trucks in corporate driveways get under my skin. As always, it’s unfiltered thoughts, a little bit of

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00:19:21

First Guest: Bearded Bill

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/08

First Guest: Bearded Bill – In this episode, I sit down with my very first guest to dive into Canadian politics. We cover everything from the struggles of minority government and leadership failures to the impact of immigration on housing, crime, and public safety. Along the way, we share blunt takes on Trudeau, Pierre Poilievre, and how government decisions shape Canada’s future. Expect raw political commentary, a few laughs, and some no-filter honesty about where the country is headed.

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00:19:53

Are you Sure you’re gay?

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/05

Are you Sure you’re gay? – In this episode, I rant about how people sometimes confuse finding someone attractive with actually being gay. From Ryan Reynolds to Tom Hardy, I argue that appreciating a good-looking guy doesn’t automatically change your orientation—it just means you’ve got eyes. Along the way, I veer into embarrassing confessions about peeing (and sometimes pooping) your pants, the joys and pains of marriage versus dating, and why big angry text messages are scarier than getting yelled

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00:22:57

Motivational Speech: Accomplish it

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/04

Motivational Speech: Accomplish it – In this episode, I try something different: going full-on positive. I talk about work, purpose, money goals, and why it doesn’t matter what job you pick as long as you give it everything you’ve got. From chasing financial stability to battling through tasks you hate, I share why effort, attitude, and balance matter more than shortcuts. Life’s tough, but if you stay patient, work hard, and own your choices, the universe (or God) will do the rest. Don’t overthink

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00:13:57

You’re a Professional

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/03

You’re a professional.That’s what my journeyman told me while I was wiring a panel, and it hit me harder than I expected. If this is your full-time trade, there shouldn’t be “just in case” shortcuts—you should know what you’re doing. From that wake-up call, I drift into rants about soggy Egg McMuffins, failed lightning-bolt science ideas, weird sayings like “half-assed” vs. “half-asked,” and even my grandma’s rules about movies and swearing. It’s a mix of lessons, laughs, and the random thoughts

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00:11:03

Skunkman

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/02

SkunkmanWhat happens when life throws cars, skunks, and random hospital patients at you all in one story? In this episode, I break down the very important question: if you had insane hops and tried to leap over a speeding car — but got sprayed by a skunk first — could you still land it? From tomato juice baths to unfair betrayals, to the birth of the ultimate anti-hero “Skunkman,” this rant takes a weird turn (or five). It’s part comedy, part chaos, and all about how life doesn’t always smell so

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00:12:30

Pop It or Stop It

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/01

Pop It or Stop ItMy face still breaks out in my mid-20s and it drives me insane. Do people actually notice? (Yes. I do. And that’s the problem.) I rant about popping vs. leaving the white volcano, moms and wives who love pimple popping, and why strangers with planet-sized zits make it impossible to shop at Walmart. Then we swerve into the Great Shower Debate: peeing in the shower (aim for the drain, clean after, don’t do it with someone else in there), socks in bed, and other unfiltered

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00:11:31

Ghosts Don’t Like Me

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/09/01

Ghosts Don’t Like MeEveryone around me seems to have a ghost story—friends, family, even my wife—yet I’ve never had a single haunting. Maybe ghosts are just scared of me… or maybe I’m too boring for the afterlife. In this episode, I rant about hauntings, urns, and whether ghosts could be useful for telling us the real history that schools get wrong.Of course, I go off-track too: dying in a “cool” way (like shark attacks), Ted Bundy hypotheticals, Grey’s Anatomy interruptions, Justin Bieber’s

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00:21:46

Is Being Fake so Bad?

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/08/31

Is Being Fake so Bad?In this episode, I dig into whether being “fake” is actually the worst thing in the world. If someone you don’t even like is acting super kind, offering you a glass of water or a chocolate bar—are they really the bad guy? I talk about honesty vs. politeness, when it’s okay to hold back the truth (like after someone’s family member dies), and when brutal honesty is actually the best thing you can do as a friend.Along the way, I wander into books that suck, Cheez-Its that aren’t

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00:10:43

Gym Rats

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/08/29

Gym RatsFlexing in the mirror, posting shirtless selfies, chasing Tom Hardy’s body goals, and why most of it just screams “douche” energy. In this episode, I go off on gym culture, insecurity vs. confidence, and whether anyone actually cares about your pecs on Instagram. I also wander into trades talk, why I think electricians are the superior trade, and why sweeping is still part of the job no matter what anyone says.It’s part rant, part honesty, part comedy—and very on brand for The Weirdo.

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00:18:35

Ms Rachel

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/08/28

Ms RachelKids love her, parents tolerate her, and I… can’t stand her. In this episode I go off about Miss Rachel, kids’ songs that make zero sense, and why some children’s shows feel more like torture than teaching. Along the way, I somehow end up talking about pineapple pizza, gravy, traffic in Cochrane, Florida Man, and why dentists should’ve never gotten rid of laughing gas.It’s chaotic, it’s weird, and it’s exactly why this podcast exists.

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00:17:34

Politics: Carbon Scam Tax

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/08/27

Politics: Carbon Scam TaxToday’s episode isn’t about Grey’s Anatomy or pee ducts — it’s about politics. I’m fired up about Canada’s carbon tax, government spending, and the ridiculous promises that never add up. From free money handouts to sky-high taxes, I rant about why the system feels broken, how working-class Canadians are getting crushed, and why the so-called “solutions” are making everything worse.This isn’t a polished political show — it’s just me, EJG The Weirdo, venting my thoughts,

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00:10:40

Pee Duct

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/08/26

Pee DuctWhat if peeing and pleasure weren’t connected? What if we all had a retractable, fruit-rollup-style belly-button pee duct that grows longer every year? In this episode, I break down my genius/idiotic invention idea, explore the unfair advantage men already have when it comes to peeing, and imagine how life would change if everyone had their own personal pee hose. Spoiler: it’s weird, it’s gross, it’s kinda genius… and also very, very stupid.

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00:20:57

Doctor Talk

EJG The Weirdo ·

2025/08/25

Doctor TalkGrey’s Anatomy, Derek Shepherd, unpronounceable medical words, vagina-cologists (yes, you read that right), worms, birds, dogs, tattoos, strawberries, McDonald’s discounts, Elon Musk, and why guys and girls get treated differently for being hoes. This episode has no plan, no filter, and somehow goes from doctors to butthole worms to cheesy bread without missing a beat.If you came for professionalism, wrong podcast. If you came for weird, you’re home.

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