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Weird AF News

Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:18:55

Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime...

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2025/09/08

Hikers rescued after a crazy high mushroom trip in the wilderness. Teenage girls are being used as hitwomen in gangwars in Sweden. Elderly woman in Japan duped by romance scammer pretending to be an astronaut in distress. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:19:22

Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman...

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2025/09/05

FLORIDA FRIDAY THROWBACK - Floridaman broke into a woman's home to pet her pat. Floridaman with no arms stabbed a tourist in Miami. Floridaman with a kitten denied entry to a strip club. Floridaman called 911 to report cocaine in his butt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:20:29

Influencer sells her hot farts for big money. Singer...

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2025/09/04

THROWBACK EPISODE - Singer poisons bandmate with hormones in order to steal his girlfriend. Hot influencer sells her farts online for big money. Woman is the first ever to marry a hologram. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:19:12

Beachgoers brave poop water over labor day weekend....

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2025/09/02

Fecal contamination warnings over Labor weekend doesn't totally discourage US beachgoers. Taco Bell used AI tech for their drive-thru and the result was 18,000 waters for one customer. Woman gave birth at Burning Man and didn't even know she was pregnant. //

00:22:14

Florida woman toilet papers neighbor's car while...

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2025/08/29

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested for putting toilet paper all over neighbor's car while wearing a hot dog costume. Florida woman arrested for practicing dentistry without a license, including using Krazy glue on patients. Florida city deploys the police to guard a crosswalk from being panted in the colors of the rainbow. Florida city bus driver caught taking the bus to the strip club. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday

00:16:02

Customer lights himself on fire after his flight is...

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2025/08/28

Political party in the UK chose a dead lady for mayoral candidate. Dozens of students attacked by bees on the first day of school. Customer set himself on fire at the airport following canceled flight. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:16:21

Orgy Dome destroyed after too much blowing at Burning...

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2025/08/28

Burning Man Orgy Dome completely destroyed by high winds blowing. Beef Bandit arrested with so much beef down his pants, it's ridiculous. Japanese online market bans the sale of Ultrasound photos and positive preggo tests. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

00:15:23

Radioactive shrimp from Walmart may give you super...

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2025/08/26

81 year old man set fire to a care home after staff denied him a trip with his girlfriend. Edmonton police warn public to be on the lookout for hugging bandits. Walmart recalls radioactive shrimp. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:20:31

Teen girl sold her boyfriend to a telecom slave...

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2025/08/25

City in Japan proposes two hour daily limit on smartphone use. British Airways flight attendant found naked on drugs in the bathroom. Teen Chinese girl faces trial for selling her boyfriend to a telecom fraud compound in Myanmar. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

00:19:51

Floridaman sprayed disabled children with sprinklers...

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2025/08/22

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman charged after spraying disabled children every day with sprinklers as they got on their school bus. Florida mother sent her child to school with a gun to give to the father. Despite heavy fines, Floridaman can't stop operating a pirate radio station out of his home. Floridaman arrested for flying a drone carrying drugs into a man's home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only

00:17:55

School is canceled after catalytic converters were...

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2025/08/21

Michigan school district cancels classes after the catalytic converters were stolen off the school buses. Urgent hunt is on for a naked man wearing a gimp mask prowling around a UK neighborhood. A decade after losing her eyesight, woman can now see again through her tooth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a

00:20:37

NFL team hires male cheerleaders to the disgust of...

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2025/08/20

Missing Texas woman found with a lost African tribe in a the woods of Scotland. Former Miss Universe contestant dies after colliding with an elk. Minnesota Vikings football team sparks controversy with conservatives after hiring two male cheerleaders for the upcoming NFL season. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a

00:16:46

Their son's brain was put in a box and handed to...

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2025/08/19

After their son'd brain was sent home in a cardboard box, family sues funeral home. Company helps you sell tickets to your wedding so strangers can attend. British man breaks world record by riding 55 roller coasters in one week. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones

00:20:19

Poop suitcase keeps Putin's poo top secret, but who...

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2025/08/18

Skibidi, Delulu and other weird words will be added to the Cambridge dictionary. Iceland Supermarket offers reward to customers that report shoplifters. Putin travels with a poop suitcase because of justified paranoia. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:22:57

Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House,...

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2025/08/15

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested for exposing herself at a Wafflehouse and licking the manager's face. Floridaman caught driving 120 mph claims he thought the police were racing him. Florida teacher drunk drove into a fence on school property between classes. Florida's Python Hunting Queen makes history by catching 60 snakes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird

00:21:46

Pacifiers for adults are a new trend. Woman's...

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2025/08/14

Adult's sucking on baby pacifiers is a new trend, apparently. New bill in Ohio would create a registry of applicants that skip job interviews. United flight was canceled after woman has legendary diarrhea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:19:10

Diaper-wearing man asks young girl on a bicycle to...

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2025/08/13

Scientist claims he has solved the Bermuda Triangle Mystery. U.S. influencer stranded in Antarctica after landing without permission. Diaper-wearing Texas man approaches a girl at a school asking her to change his diaper. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:19:41

Woman marries a chatbot after dating for 5 months....

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2025/08/12

Starbucks in South Korea asks customers to stop bringing desktop computers and printers to the cafe. French man arrested after lighting a cigarette off the flame of a WWI memorial. Woman gets engaged to an AI chatbot after dating for five months. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:13

Flesh eating flies and deadly hybrid fire ants. Will...

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2025/08/11

Texas prepares for war with an invasion of flesh eating flies. A new deadlier hybrid version of fire ants is swiftly moving across the US. Prison Farm inmates allegedly ate guinea pigs they took from a Perth animal shelter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:22:15

Florida woman posed as a nurse, treated 4,000...

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2025/08/08

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman beats up a golfer for playing too slowly. Florida woman arrested for posing as a nurse and treating over 4000 patients without a license. Floridaman arrested for stealing Smokey the Bear signs to sell online. Woman arrested for possession of meth at Disney World, Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

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