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The Ned & Josh Podcast

Ned & Josh

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22:02

Simpsons 2: Just End It Already

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2025/09/30

A very mean squirrel and a long-overdue Simpsons funeral. There’s spooky season excitement, existential timekeeping and a surprising amount of duck chat. Plus, Wiki Who makes a comeback... thanks a lot, Carolyn.

26:07

One More Dollop and I'm Leaving

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2025/09/29

Hijacking the pod for a very important listener, plus a debate about dog anatomy that spirals into existential territory. There’s sticker-based reputational damage, a moment of partner betrayal involving tomato sauce and the musical habit that nearly ended a marriage. Also, mystery CD tracks, wizard game hypocrisy and the lingering pain of feeling clever but sounding dumb.

22:07

Snoop, the MCG and Camping

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2025/09/28

Slam Pro Wrestling chaos, banking rage and a cobra-fuelled night terror all feature in this Monday edition. Recounts of being put through a table, nearly missing out on McDonald's thanks to late-night maintenance,= and screaming like a chicken. Plus the Australia Zoo zookeeper theory, Snoop Dogg’s “motorhome scandal” and a possible Hawk Tuah airport sighting.

26:24

Booed by Association

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2025/09/25

A villain in the ring, a dad in the carpool lane and a fire marshal on the mic... Josh is wearing a lot of hats this week. Plus dog name rankings, Ned’s questionable impressions get dissected and a deep dive into forgotten podcast games including Confession Sandwich and Inventor or Invented.nedandjosh.com

28:19

Wrong Limousine Company

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2025/09/24

A mystery glass in a pub trough sparks a hospitality horror story you’ll never unhear. We unpack baby shower games, nose ring ambition and Emma Watson’s distaste for press tours. There’s vintage footy merch, limos you’re apparently using wrong and a WrestleMania tantrum that still stings. nedandjosh.com

21:43

Brought to You by Corporate Synergy

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2025/09/23

A fake name for Harry Styles, a $30 wind-up toy and the eternal fight for who gets to wear black. There’s roadwork chaos, Pedro Pascal gets rebranded and a hot take on age guesses that’s either flattering or offensive. Plus: DiDi vs Uber, Michael skips the gym for an airport run and the clean-shaven return of pre-COVID Ned. nedandjosh.com

21:20

Sandwiches for Sinatra

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2025/09/22

Josh grapples with iPhone envy, Ned questions his negotiating skills over a $40 ET figurine and together they deep dive into the wild world of celebrity backstage riders—featuring Frank Sinatra’s soup obsession. Plus, an unexpected obsession with Rumun, the AFL’s Tasmanian devil mascot, gets unpacked and Ned questions the wisdom of putting him in charge of training new staff. There’s an a surprising amount of soup chat in this mess of an episode of The Ned & Josh Podcast. nedandjosh.com

23:21

Midnight Backyard Break-In

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2025/09/21

Locked out, hungover and still hitting record. We recount a chaotic midnight return home featuring lost keys, barking golden retrievers and a very creative wake-up call. Ned and Josh go head-to-head in a new round of Lyrical Battleships, featuring confusion over Kelly Clarkson and a valiant but failed attempt to guess. Plus Ned defends wearing a softball jersey with his own name on it and the boys weigh in on a man tanning himself with Louis Vuitton logos. nedandjosh.com

23:45

A Weasel Broke the Universe

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2025/09/18

What do a rogue weasel, mid-air gnocchi and the Hadron Collider have in common? Apparently, the end of the world as we knew it. We dive into the chaos of 2016, question whether we’re living in a broken timeline and unpack the most unhinged plane passenger behaviour yet. Josh ditches Snapchat, Ned unveils a wildly specific iMessage background, a cave experiment rewires human sleep and Mr Beast cops a punch (kind of). Oh, and there’s growing tension over whether Josh should be invited to Ned’s work

24:50

The Toss Master

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2025/09/17

Does a trip to Downton Abbey make Josh the youngest person in the cinema, a World Rock Skimming Championship is rocked by scandal and we uncover the true limits of borrowing between mates. Plus: Ned kicks his car, a human washing machine leaves us with hygiene questions and Cosmo is traumatised after being accidentally insulted.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24:21

iOS 26 and the CIA Conspiracy

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2025/09/16

A bear eats himself into a honey ice cream coma, Josh uncovers a wild iOS 26 conspiracy involving the CIA and Ned considers a 100-year time capsule film that requires full frontal nudity. There's alien talk (E.T., Signs, Marvin the Martian), Friends trivia fails (Shandler? Dross?) and the great LaBuBu vs LaFuFu toy scandal. Plus: Reese’s Pieces nostalgia, Charlie the Unicorn brainrot and the moment Ned officially becomes unc.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

29:00

The Pickle Game

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2025/09/15

Demands for a specific KitKat at a servo, Ned reflects on being bitten on the sack by a dog and Ned accidentally invents The Pickle Game. There’s a full breakdown of dad-ified band names, a passionate defence of Samwise Gamgee and a heated debate about whether wizards should walk. Josh finally admits that his fashion North Star turns out to be Andy Lee. Plus: scary movie dilemmas, middle-of-the-day cinema bliss and the big question... what word have you said the most in your life?nedandjosh.com

26:02

Christmas in September

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2025/09/14

A guy racks up $16K in cruise debt and jumps overboard and Ned reckons the fake name he used sounds suspiciously like one Josh would make up. Christmas trees are already up in stores. There’s also Hard Rated Solo, the return of Red Bears, Labubu hitting Canberra and Josh "rawdonging" spring without allergy meds. Plus, Ned’s sister plays in a grand final, construction starts too bloody early and we realise we only care about sport when someone we know is playing.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See

26:45

Snakes, Clowns and Emotional Growth

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2025/09/11

Which dogs survived the Titanic? Why did Josh's BBQ cause hunger after the meal? And what sound do you make when you hear the word "Stegosaurus"? It's all nonsense, but it's all here.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24:20

Every Batman Is a Good Batman

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2025/09/10

A snail named Ned who can’t find love, a burger bun mystery that didn’t need solving and a shoulder bump from a Bunnings grandpa. There’s casual dudes in formal settings, travel vlog obsessions and a full Batman ranking nobody asked for.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

54:17

Bonus Episode - Bryan Danielson Joins Ned & Josh

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2025/09/10

In this special episode of The Ned and Josh Podcast, we’re joined by Bryan Danielson, one of the most respected figures in professional wrestling, who’s in Australia ahead of AEW Grand Slam in Sydney (Feb 14) and AEW House Rules in Brisbane (Feb 15).We talk through some of the biggest moments in his career, including his emotional All In match with Swerve Strickland at Wembley Stadium, the pressures of wrestling live in front of massive crowds and how his mindset has changed since returning from

25:45

Warner Bros, Please Notice Us

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2025/09/09

Beret chaos, passive-aggressive parenting and a dog who thinks rocks are a toilet. Zaddy posts run wild and a new Movie World campaign gets desperate. Meanwhile, Ned reflects on fashion, Lenny blocks the front door and Kmart becomes a battleground.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24:31

Don't Drink Printer Ink

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2025/09/08

A backyard crime scene, a rogue Officeworks policy and a surprise round of the TikTok game. There’s minor bird suspicion, cinema etiquette fury and a burrito explosion that ruined a perfectly good hoodie.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25:51

Three Stars for the Pacific Ocean

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2025/09/07

Spring has sprung, the air con is on, and somehow the Pacific Ocean has a 3.1-star Google rating. Josh accidentally becomes a Spotify salesman, Getting musky without warning and Dolly Parton’s got competition in a new love triangle anthem. There’s talk of cold showers, texts from Yungblud and a wildly unsettling reason not to sit on the toilet too long. Oh, and physics. Kind of.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26:40

Electrify the Welcome Mat

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2025/09/04

A CEO snatches a hat from a kid, a dog delivers to the back door and Josh’s dad confirms a lifetime of Father’s Day neglect. Bedtime ultimatums, fake golf cart reimbursements and we play Hearing Things. Plus, we unearth the dark origins of common sayings and discover why Cosmo might need a dog colonoscopy.nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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