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Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds

Matt Wood

Couple o’ fools chatting about horror and stuff!

tv & film film reviews

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Episode 28 - Vamp and Snatchers

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2022/09/19

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 28 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we cover two horror comedies dealing with the difficulties of being a young adult and the repercussions of their sexual desires. Representing the pre-2000’s we jones after Grace Jones in the 80’s synth wave visually distinctive Vamp (1986)! And representing the post-2000’s, we get snatched with the gross and insane Snatchers (2019). #VagCannon In addition to these reviews, you can hear us delight in

00:52:03

Bonus Episode 2 - Fright Fest 2022

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2022/09/07

Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2022 Bonus Episode! Once again we have had the pleasure of feasting on the delights the world famous London horror festival has to offer and we are here to share our fruits. We discuss the films Something In The Dirt (Benson and Moorhead’s latest entry into the cosmic horror), She Came From The Woods (a raunchy horror comedy paying homage to the camp slashers of decades past), Lola (an intelligent and thought-provoking sci-fi) and Dark Glasses (Dario

04:06:16

Episode 27 - Matt's Birthday! - The Thing and Ready...

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2022/08/08

IT’S MATT’S BIRTHDAY!! Well… it was. It’s a little belated but please join Matt and Kate for Episode 27 where we celebrate Matt’s balls getting a little bit closer to his knees. In this episode it’s Matt’s choice for both movies! His birthday picks are as follows: representing the pre-2000s, we have the iconic classic The Thing (1982) and representing the post-2000s is the bombastic Ready Or Not (2019). In addition to these reviews, we discuss the disaster that was Matt’s birthday, Kate’s wild

04:39:27

Episode 26 - Eternal Darkness On Haunted Hill -...

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2022/07/13

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 26 where we are joined by the incredible, the legendary and downright sexy Dan Bone from The Podcast on Haunted Hill! In this episode Dan has selected two movies from two incredible directors: John Carpenter’s Christine (1983) representing pre-2000s and Jordan Peele’s Us (2019) representing post-2000s. Not only do we fully review these two excellent choices but we discuss diversity within horror and the podcast community, you’ll find out all the secret Bristolian

03:17:55

Episode 25 - Eternal Nightmares Special - Cemetery...

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2022/04/26

Join Matt and Kate for episode 25 where we are joined by the two hilarious and awesome hosts of the Friday Nightmares Podcast: Scott Crawford and Heather Powell! In this episode, this terrible twosome have selected cult horror comedy classics Cemetery Man/Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) representing pre-2000s and Father’s Day (2011) representing post-2000s. If this tickles your fancy, be prepared for insane flirtations and hilarious tangents, how virgin blood keeps Matt and Kate youthful and what we

03:02:41

Episode 24 - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL! - Eternal...

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2022/03/27

It’s our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Woohoo!! Join Matt and Kate to celebrate our first big milestone - EDONSSM is one year old! In this special episode Eternal Darkness meets Eternal Sunshine as we discuss our namesake: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004). Yes, that’s right - one movie this episode but we have a bunch of other things to keep you #moist too. We wax lyrical about our favourite moments of the last year, debate the benefits of computer games and we introduce a new cheeky

03:50:23

Episode 23 - Valentine's Special - Sleeping With The...

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2022/03/01

Happy (belated) Valentine’s! Join Matt and Kate for the second half of the month of love. It’s Episode 23 and we are feeling a bit romantic, a bit saucy and also… a bit fishy. In this episode we have decided to go a little rogue and go for movies that you wouldn’t typically watch on the Day of Love. Representing pre-2000s, we have dark and evocative thriller Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) and representing post-2000s, we have the Oscar winning fairy tale The Shape Of Water (2017). As well as

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Episode 22 - Kate's Birthday Special - Heathers and...

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2022/02/15

Greetings and Salutations! It’s Kate’s Birthday and in celebration we have our dear friend and listener, the awesome and insightful Sabrina Voerman, making her podcasting debut on the Eternal Darkness Of Spotless Minds! It’s Episode 22 and not only are we celebrating Kate’s birthday but we’re also embracing Women In Horror Month! In this episode we review two very female centric movies: representing pre-2000s, we have the darkly hilarious cult classic, Heathers (1988) and representing post-2000s,

03:55:11

Episode 21 - Eyes Of Fire and Law Abiding Citizen

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2022/02/09

Join Matt and Kate on Episode 21 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s a new year with new beginnings and a couple of new twists to your favourite British “dark umbrella” movie podcast. In our first proper episode of 2022, we discuss the depraved and ungodly happenings of Eyes of Fire (1983) representing the pre-2000s, and the insane brutality of revenge thriller Law Abiding Citizen (2009) representing post-2000s. In addition to this and our usual shenanigans, we talk about Kate’s

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Episode 20 - End of Year Special 2021!

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2022/01/18

Happy New Year to our EDONSSM Family! Join Matt and Kate on Episode 20 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Our End Of Year episode diverts from our usual chats and reviews as we look back over 2021, celebrating and commiserating the highs and lows of movies under that dark genre umbrella. As well as our Top 10 Horror of 2021, we look at our Top 5 of Non-Horror of 2021, our Bottom 5 of 2021, Special Mentions, Listener Lists, a future look at horror in 2022 and shenanigans from our best

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Episode 19 - Christmas Special! - Deadly Games and...

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2021/12/24

Happy Holidays to our EDONSSM Family! Get yourselves feeling cosy and festive with Matt and Kate on Episode 19 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s our first Winter Solstice together and we are delighted to celebrate it with you, dear listeners! Our Christmas Special has us take a look at the whimsical yet heartbreaking French movie Deadly Games (1989) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we travel to Finland, home of Santa Claus, though not as you may know

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Episode 18 - Winter Special! - Curtains and 30 Days...

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2021/12/13

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 18 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! We are officially in the cold depths of Winter, her icy talons clawing at our skin, as the daylight fades and the air grows thin... To honour this time of year, our Winter Special has us take a look at the blustery and fairly odd murder mystery, Curtains (1983) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we have the dark, supernatural horror 30 Days of Night giving us chills. We also start feeling

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Episode 17 - The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Void

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2021/11/23

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 17 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we say a reluctant farewell to Halloween and look towards the frosty festive season of Christmas with the perfect crossover movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we cover the gruesome and Lovecraftian, The Void (2016). We also chat about the horror of Matt’s Halloween Haunt, Kate’s extreme conversations with old men and do a drunken

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Episode 16 - All Hallows Eve Special - Idle Hands and...

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2021/10/30

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 16, our first ever “All Hallows Eve Special”!! Spooky Season has now reached it’s sexy climax and we are celebrating all things Halloween! In this episode, we are looking at the devilishly hilarious Idle Hands (1999) representing the pre-2000s and we are finally, inevitably and reluctantly (for one of us) covering every coulrophobe’s nightmare, Terrifier (2016) representing the post-2000s! We also chat about our Halloween plans, Autumnal festivities and Matt’s secret

03:10:27

Episode 15 - Kidz Halloween Special - The Dark...

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2021/10/12

Welcome to Episode 15 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s officially Spooky Season and we are celebrating all things Halloween! Join us for our “Kidz Halloween Special” where this time, Matt and Kate are joined by a very special guest, Matt’s daughter: Florence! In this episode, we are looking at a movie that terrified a generation, The Dark Crystal (1982), representing the pre-2000s and the modern day classic, Coraline (2009), representing the post-2000s! We also chat about the

03:21:42

Episode 14 - STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER: The Sequel - An...

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2021/09/27

Welcome to STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER: The Sequel! This time, Matt and Kate are joined by our very own American tourist, Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast, for episode 14 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! We welcome him with spirits and beers, and if he wants something hot, he can have tea! And we promise not to bite… though we might howl at the moon a bit. In this episode, Lance has selected the moon-orientated movie, An American Werewolf In London (1981), representing the

03:32:05

Episode 13 - STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER - Dawn of the Dead...

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2021/09/14

Join Matt and Kate and… wait… hold on… and Jamie?? Who the hell invited him?! JOKING!! That’s right - we have now entered the aptly named STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER!! And we are pleased as punch to have Jamie McAuley on as our FIRST EVER guest host for episode 13 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, Jamie has picked a legendary zombie double bill with Dawn of the Dead (1978) representing the pre-2000s and Shaun of the Dead (2004) representing the post-2000s! We also deliberate

03:50:28

Episode 12 - EXTREME AUGUST!! - A Clockwork Orange...

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2021/08/30

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 12 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Welcome damas and chellovecks to part 2 of EXTREME AUGUST!! For this episode, join us for a bit of ultra-violence and hear us govoreet on A Clockwork Orange (1971) representing pre-2000s, and Atroz (2015) representing post-2000s**. We also deliberate the merits and trials of red wine, discuss the tragedy and resurrection of “Matt Fest 2021”, as well as the taking of Kate’s Fright Fest virginity… So kick back, relax and

03:38:13

Episode 11 - EXTREME AUGUST!! - The Last House On The...

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2021/08/18

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 11 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we give you the first half of EXTREME AUGUST!! Representing pre-2000, we visit The Last House On The Left (1972) and representing post-2000, we face our fears with A Serbian Film (2010)**. We also chat bachelorette weekends that resembled Midsommar, Keanu Reeves being a badass and Matt’s ongoing bad luck with cars. So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take

03:27:18

Episode 10 - Them! and Sucker Punch

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2021/08/05

Join Matt and Kate for Episode 10 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we take a look at Them! (1954), representing pre-2000 and Sucker Punch (2011), representing post-2000! We also celebrate us reaching TEN episodes! Woo hoo! We also discuss the important things like Kate’s recent epic workout fail, Matt’s galavanting around the country and how we’re reclaiming the word “c**t”. So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you down

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