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Real Men Don"t Wear Long Sleeves

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47:26

Round 7: Ben Brown's Post-Football Career in French...

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2021/05/02

In Round 7, it's first against eighteenth with the Kangaroos facing the Demons in Tassie, while Erin faces her own hangover demons, Ben Brown makes his long awaited return, and we relive the plot of Like Mike (2002) through our protagonist Bayley Fritsch.

44:31

Round 6: Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti Is A Once In A...

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2021/04/26

In Round 6, Collingwood and Essendon honour the Anzacs while we discuss Will Hoskin-Elliott's determination to make an enemy of Rose, Nik Cox's homage to underage soldiers who frauded their way into the army, and how many Darcys is too many Darcys.

37:44

Round 5: Stevie Motlop, Alberton's Most Eligible...

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2021/04/18

In Round 5, fan favourites Port and Carlton go at it while we discuss how many of our days on Earth have been memorable, the evidence-based use of reverse psychology as a game strategy, and pay our respects to Port Adelaide's fallen soldiers.

44:28

Round 4: Bayley Fritsch Earns A New Nickname

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2021/04/11

In Round 4, Melbourne and Geelong get their long sleeves out while we talk Tom Hawkins' likeness to a mutinous 1920s sailor, which footballers could most easily transition to a life on the silver screen, and debrief on the season so far.

46:52

Round 2: We'll Have What Logan McDonald's Having

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2021/03/28

In Round 2, the Swans battle the Crows and we battle ongoing technical difficulties, all while Erin and Rose discuss the spiritual importance of Buddy Franklin on a young girl's development, unpack the psychology of school bullies, and determine Isaac Heeney's readiness to don an SS uniform in a re-enactment of Nazi Germany.

41:25

Round 1: Brayden Maynard is Scott Pendlebury's...

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2021/03/21

In Round 1, Bulldogs get up against the Magpies and we discuss marketing opportunities for Aaron Naughton and his mullet, eulogise Scott Pendlebury's football career, and ponder which beast of the African plains would be Darcy Moore's spirit animal.

42:07

Pre-Season: Vibes As A Qualitative Research Method

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2021/03/16

We're back with our predictions for the 2021 season, based of course purely in fact, science, and peer-reviewed journals.

29:59

Round 16: Marcus Bontempelli's Chronic Back Soreness...

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2021/03/16

In Round 16, we're back after a long hiatus to watch the Bulldogs and the Eagles tussle for victory and stop pretending to be interested in talking about anything else except Marcus Bontempelli and the life he could give us.

32:39

Round 7: Zak Butters is Inducted Into the Good Boys...

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2021/03/16

In Round 7, Robbie Gray steals a heart-stopping victory for Port against Carlton, as we reveal our official Top Five Players list, lose our grip on reality at the very sight of Patrick Cripps, and uncover the secret conspiracy amongst players wearing the number 9.

32:50

Round 6: Do You Love Jy Simpkin Enough to Pose With a...

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2021/03/16

After a bye, in Round 6 we watch Essendon beat North Melbourne while stalking various players on instagram, discussing the level of personal sacrifice we should expect from our professional sportspeople, and mourn the Jasper Pittard we once knew,

39:13

Round 4: Charlie Dixon Believes in the Value of Each...

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2021/03/16

In Round 4, the Power overrun the Eagles and we discuss Rose's newfound alliance with Matthew Lloyd, our stance on Tom Rockliff's leather glove, and our complicated maternal, romantic, and sexual relationship with Charlie Dixon.

39:03

Round 3: Tim English Could Die of Consumption Any...

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2021/03/15

In Round 3, two famous rivalries battle it out once again, as the Bulldogs challenge GWS, and Rose and Erin turn against each other within minutes.

36:09

Round 2: Eddie Betts is Unchanged By the Linear...

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2021/03/15

We're back for the 2020 (Corona) season! Carlton and Melbourne struggle to engage as we catch up on the latest Darcy Moore instagram content, whether or not aerodynamics play a role in the tightness of Hawthorn's shorts, and the risks of high altitude trampolining.

34:32

Preliminary Final: Darcy Moore Is Doing Everything He...

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2021/03/15

In a preliminary final as devastating as they come, Collingwood fall at the last hurdle, and an absolutely manic episode sees Rose experiencing the 5 stages of grief before ultimately choosing the threat of nuclear war over the prospect of Richmond or GWS winning the flag.

41:15

Semi Final: Slow Dancing to Black Eyed Peas with...

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2021/03/15

In Semi Final Week, the Lions lose in a heartbreaker to the Giants, Rose declares war against Toby Greene, Erin proposes a Cheers remake based on Rose's interactions with local footballers, and we uncover the Leon Cameron/Chris Fagan disruption to the space-time continuum.

44:47

Qualifying Final: Patrick Dangerfield Just Wishes We...

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2021/03/15

It's Finals Week 1! Collingwood are through to a prelim and we reveal how to tell someone's from Adelaide, what paranoid delusions we let control our lives, and how we really feel about Brodie Grundy's instagram content.

41:55

Round 23: There's Something About Patrick Cripps

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2021/03/15

In Round 23, the Blues crumble at the hands of the Cats as we search for Jamie Elliott's soulmate, Erin struggles to go 15 seconds without objectifying a man, and Rose ultimately chooses feminism over Darcy Moore.

44:35

Round 22: Bachar Houli is One of Three People Worth...

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2021/03/15

In Round 22, while Richmond edge out West Coast in one of the best games of the year, we discuss Dusty's fresh ink, compare gruesome injuries of distant acquaintances, and engage in a battle of who can perform the most tone deaf rendition of club songs.

44:03

Round 21: Someone Get Brodie Grundy a Hair Tie!

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2021/03/15

In Round 21, the Magpies make Rose proud against the Dees as we ponder whether the inhabitants of Canberra deserve our respect, find out what hospital Darcy Byrne-Jones was born in, and conduct a trauma recovery workshop around Erin's 2007 grand final experience.

42:25

Round 20: Easton Wood Saves You From a Burning Building

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2021/03/15

In Round 20, the Bulldogs lose to Brisbane, Rose loses her patience with Gillon McLachlan, and Erin loses her battle to convince Rose Twilight still holds up.

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