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Cocktale Hour

Learn all those things they don"t teach in school. Three foul-mouthed fathers give you the low down on everything. Nothing is sacred as we pull back the covers on current events and big picture philosophical ideas. We are podcasting out of Los Angeles and try to keep our identities secret because in real life, we"re pretty darn famous.

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Episode 152 Tesla Solitude and Why You Should Get One

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2024/01/13

This week we talk about how Tesla owners should get out of their cars at the superchargers, come on and create community, you rich bastards! Danny is on his own and Kelly remembers dragging things out of a hole in the floor of his '77 Chevette.

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Episode 151 Stinky Stuff: Dog Shit in the Grocery...

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2024/01/06

Cocktale Hour has become a global phenomenon, not because of the well-rehearsed, tired banter of the other celebrity podcasts, but because we connect with our listener through impromptu, timely topics. For example my decision to call some ex-president "Fat Hitler." It is a rare case that we'd bring a prepared topic to share with you, but I had to get that dog shit at Aldi's - yes it was Aldi - story out. Dog Shit. In the grocery store. That shouldn't be a thing I have to report on.

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Episode 150 The Wedding and James Brown's Robe

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2023/12/23

Happy almost Christmas everyone! We had a big wedding yesterday and we talk about how John can capitalize on making money out of religious services. The key, unfortunately is his learning to walk and talk simultaneously on camera. Can you believe that we've done 150 of these?

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Episode 149 Peanut in Heaven and AI Generated Jokes

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2023/12/09

Can ChatGPT make a photo of John's dead dog frolicking in Heaven? Hell yes it can. We talk about weddings, AI assisted services and how it does not use as much profanity as I do. That's where the comedy is.

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Episode 148 Kelly's Aunt Geoffrey's Cologne

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2023/11/25

Thanksgiving is over and we are looking forward to Christmas. Relive your childhood stuffing recipe with us as we talk about fake vs. real trees. Who is Aunt Geoffrey? Your guess is as good as mine.

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Episode 147 No One Named Tina Ever Lives to be 65

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2023/11/18

Happy Thanksgiving to all our listeners! We are celebrating by wondering why there is no Thanksgiving song, especially set to Knights in White Satin. Thank the Lord that Danny doesn't have covid after his New York trip. We talk about subway homeless, getting a bunch of shots and and the immigration situation around 90 Day Fiancee. Enjoy!

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Episode 146 The Slip It Inn and Costco Caviar

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2023/11/11

More New York tales with Danny and Dave this week as we dive into caviar prices, luxury cars and the rich! I've also started uploading old episodes again, so check out some of our pre-Covid laughs.

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Episode 145 Banana Splits and Chinese Toupées

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2023/11/05

Recording on a Sunday this time because Danny had the big yard sale yesterday and we talk about the eternal fight of what you save and what you leave for your own estate sale.

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Episode 144 The Church of Latter Day Taints

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2023/10/28

John is back from New York with product ideas and we discuss what the future of religious gatherings could look like. Enjoy!

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Episode 143 Necromancy and The Conflict

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2023/10/14

What keeps these old farts in government going...we have an idea. Also we talk about the conflict in Israel and all the SAG insurance stuff you ever wanted to know. Hang in there.

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Episode 142 Death Prep Cruise and Aint My Kid

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2023/10/07

Missed us? After 2 months we are back in action with some great ideas. John's cruise turned into another fantastic idea for what to do when you are going to die, and we came up with a new reality show idea about a town full of swingers that don't do Ancestry.com.

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Episode 141 To Fill A Mockingbird and Trump Flees the US

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2023/08/19

As we prepare for Hurricane Hillary, we talk about her 2016 opponent and the chances that he doesn't run off to his brethren in Moscow. Book banning is my new hobby and I want to see how I can get involved to ban the bible in each Christian™️community. That'll teach them a lesson!

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Episode 140 Barbie and Nancy Sinatra

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2023/08/05

In the immortal words of Khloe Kardashian, "It's been a minute." We're back with more pontification for you. Danny and John saw the Barbie movie and have thoughts about the future of the studio business. It's good to be back.

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Episode 139 Reparations and Presidential Women

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2023/07/01

It's tough to stick to a schedule this summer! We're back and as always with even more information for our listeners. Stay close as we drop pearls of wisdom!

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Episode 138 Chekhov and The Mariachi Band

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2023/06/17

We're back. I need to stop going out of town so that we can have more regular episodes. This week we talk about birthday parties, school board meetings and The Seagull performed with a gender-fluid cast. As always, we're about education!

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Episode 137 Shingles and Vote for Dale

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2023/05/27

We are back after another hiatus! Kelly has had a birthday and we all got to meet our fans at the first annual Cocktale Hour Fan event. If you want to be invited to the next one, head over to Patreon and subscribe. That is a sure way to get a mug and a party. We're back talking about the same stuff we were before the last episode, so it's like you haven't missed anything!

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Episode 136 ChatGPT, AI and The Lack of Candidates

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2023/04/08

We are back with a discussion about AI and how much fun it is. I made Kelly's obituary and except for the lies, it was pretty good. We lament the lack of good Presidential candidates-The Rock and Tom Hanks are my front runners. Next week we are off again so enjoy this one while you wait!

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Episode 135 Brenda from Branson and The Jamaican Accent

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2023/04/01

This week we touch briefly on that guy who was indicted for hush money payouts to actress Stormy Daniels, and focus on really important things like what I would do if I was the heir to the George Jones throne..I'd sign autographs and take photos with EVERYONE. Danny's wife is drinking margaritas in Jamaica this week and we learned that of all the accents that Kelly can do, that isn't one of them.

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Episode 134 Happy Endings and The Greatest St....

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2023/03/18

This is the week to celebrate St. Patty's day and we hoped you enjoyed a green beer and listening to our song over and over. We talk about secret massage parlor tricks and Danny's new love for Google Lens.

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Episode 133 Danny's Deals and Farrah Fawcett

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2023/03/04

Celebrities and Estate Sales, pretty common here in LA, so add celebrity Estate Sales to the long list of things we need to do like Karaoke and Burlesque shows. Oh and soon the Patreon mugs should ship!

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