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The Answer’s a Lemon

The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New

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Episode 18: Fetish Hentai with Clothes

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/04/02

Evan's back was getting to him in this one.Questions asked: TBU Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon Website: theanswerisalemon.com Artwork by @Melindaington Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

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01:04:10

Episode 17: The Food Fight

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/03/19

Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.Questions asked: What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be? What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback? Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae? Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook:

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01:04:21

Episode 16: Clifford the Big, Red Kaiju

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/03/05

Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know.Questions asked: What's your favorite kaiju? What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you? If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be? Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook:

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01:30:43

Episode 15: A Brunch with Death (feat. Sofìa)

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/02/20

Sofìa really elevates this episode. Conor and Evan bring it right back down.Questions asked: What is your favorite song not in your native language? What is the least traditionally masculine thing about you? (Bonus: What is the least traditionally feminine thing about you?) Would you rather to perfectly understand your pets or to have your pets perfectly understand you? What animal, creature, or organism would you remove from the face of the Earth? Which fictional character would you invite to

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01:06:01

We Win Conor Over inThis Episode (feat. Erin)

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/02/06

Are you feeling the love? Or at least whatever we're talking about? Questions asked: You are now Cupid. What are you shooting at your love struck fools? How can someone win you over? What are you leaving on the doorstep of your enemy? What's the best love song? What's something small, but endearing about your partner? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube:

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01:04:59

The JNCO Singularity (feat. Leah)

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/01/23

Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks! Questions asked: How do you feel about liminal spaces? What fashion item/trend do you want to make a return with gusto? If you could make a trading card game out of any subject, what would it be? What do you want to happen to your body when you die? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube:

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01:10:11

Lucifer Evolved

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2024/01/09

We dip into the past and it just goes to show: we've always loved weird questions. Questions asked: You can have any animal, any size, as a pet. what is it? If you were the god of something, what would you want it to be? What's the worst thing you've ever eaten? Who is your favorite mononymn? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky:

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01:01:20

Who Wants to Be A JoJo’s Stand User?

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/12/26

There's weird energy on this one, folks! Luckily, your God of Odd and Humble Host translate it into humor. Questions asked: If you had to live out the rest of your existence as a toy, what would you be? You can either have ketchup on everything you eat forever or never have vinegar again. Which? Bagel or donut? Dogs have had it too good for too long, it's time for an upgrade. What's one thing you would change about dogs to create Dogs 2.0? Send us your weird

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01:13:24

That One Holiday Special (feat. Erin)

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/12/12

Holidays, Hallmark, and a hell of a lot of family baggage come up in this one, folks. Happy Winter celebrations to all of you! Questions asked: What non-holiday item/place SCREAMS yuletide for you? What holiday media would you wipe from collective memory? If you play dreidel, what do you want to be up for grabs as the prize? You set an extra plate out for Christmas Eve dinner, who do you hope is showing up on your doorstep? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us

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01:44:54

Con(n)or Cast

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/11/28

Con(n)or, noun: The entity resulting from a Dragonball Z Fusion Dance between Conor and Connor. Questions asked: If you were an exercise, which would you be? Overnight, the human race becomes totally chill about public nudity. What's the best and worst thing about this? What is your guilty pleasure video game? What is your go-to snakemeal? The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a continuation or update that's not just a desperate cash grab? Send us your

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01:23:49

Cat Break!

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/11/14

So, that's what I did. Questions asked: What's your favorite video game OST? Baths or showers? What is your heel wrestling Persona? If you were cursed to live out the rest of your life as an animal, what would be the cruelest and most ironic choice? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Website: theanswerisalemon.com Artwork by @Melindaington Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

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01:25:22

The Spooky Special (feat. Erin)

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/10/31

Happy Hell Christmas, y'all. Questions asked: Which horror villain gives the best hugs? If you were alive at the time of the witch trials, what everyday activity of yours would cause you to be accused of witchcraft? What classic movie monster would you want to take as a wedding as your date? If you died and your spirit was tied to an existing item of yours, what would that be? What was something from childhood TV that scared the hell out of you? Send us your weird

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01:18:44

Cardinals, Cardinals.

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/10/17

May God forgive you for Hyper Winter... but I won't. Questions asked: You’ve been commissioned to write a sequel to a pop song, what’s it called? If you could add a season to the year, when would it be, and what would it be like? You can add feathers to any creature without them. Which would it be? (Bonus: if you want, what bird would you take the feathers from?) What animal would you ride into battle? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram:

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01:14:48

Death, Evan, and Stratego

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/10/03

I bet Death's a Yoshi main in Mario Party. Questions asked: Who has performed your favorite cover song? (Bonus: what's your favorite remix?) What's your midlife crisis food stand? What genre of henchmen would you have? What game would you play Death for your soul? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Website: theanswerisalemon.com Artwork by @Melindaington Thanks for listening. Y'all

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01:15:31

Where His Mangled Bones Now Lie

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/09/19

Like Bobby Orr, but without the victory. Questions asked: Where is your happy place? What's your favorite lie? You have a monument in your honor made. What is it? You're a tiny, fae-sized person, what fruit or vegetable would be your house? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Artwork by @Melindaington Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

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53:36

Actual Physical Meat Space

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/09/19

Check out the artists Evan mentioned: Dr. Rocket Mikey Muffins Sister Wife Sex Strike Who let these boys under the same roof? The God of Odd sojourns in the PNW to visit Evan. They make their partners wait to enjoy a lovely day in Seattle to chat. Hope you're hungry for more because there's a lot of food talked about in this one. Questions asked: What is your most aesthetically pleasing word? You can eat and digest one material. What is it? What were you obsessing over when you were 12? You

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01:07:48

The Last Episode in Which the Audio is Bad

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/09/19

We figure it out right after this, I promise. Down a little sister, Evan and the God of Odd do what they do best: ask each other increasingly strange questions. And argue. Questions asked: What food would you do for an eating challenge? Quantity, not spice. What kitchen spice are you? What's the best beer you've ever had? If you owned an ice cream shop, what would be your signature flavor? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram:

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01:26:03

The 2021 Demos

The Answer’s a Lemon ·

2023/09/19

TW: Violence against animals: 00:53:14 - 1:08:00 Welcome to the Answer's a Lemon! Before we had any planning, equipment, name, or knowledge as to what we're doing. See what Conor and Evan were doing back in the height of the pandemic. Oh, and Erin's there too. Questions asked: What type of bread do you identify as? How many seagulls could you take in a fight? What's your favorite weird animal name? Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com Chill with us on social: Instagram:

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