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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

comedy stand-up

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45:39

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/08

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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58:09

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/05

Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The […] The post The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:25

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/09/03

Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO […] The post The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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43:26

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over...

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2025/09/01

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:28

FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

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2025/08/29

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:28

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/29

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:44

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/27

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 🛒 Sponsors & Support: Listener Sponsorships – For just $25, sponsor the show and hear your name (or anything you want) on DV. Adam & Eve – Use promo code FREAK at checkout for 50% off almost any item + 10 free gifts + free shipping. Distorted View […] The post King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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42:22

Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/25

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at show@distortedview.com. 🎶 Musical Oddities 🪦 RIP King Cobra JFS 🎤 Cringe Performances 🚔 Cop Cam Chaos 🍳 Florida Follies 📞 Listener Voicemails 📢 Join The […] The post Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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51:48

Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/22

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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31:46

Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/20

On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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37:40

When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/18

On Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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50:58

Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/15

Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a […] The post Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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56:40

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/13

On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post “I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:13

Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/11

Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very […] The post Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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45:37

Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

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2025/08/07

🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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36:46

Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/05

On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.com | […] The post Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:41

You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/04

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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54:06

Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/08/01

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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51:37

Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/07/30

On the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finland. This one’s for you and your sauna-loving, reindeer-eating compatriots. 🔊 Voicemail: 206-666-4463📩 Email: show@distortedview.com💸 Sponsor a Show: Only $25! PayPal: show@distortedview.com 👑 Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now at distortedview.com […] The post Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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58:04

Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/07/28

On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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