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PODCAST

Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Dan Goodsell and Tony Czech

Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what"s wrong with them.

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

92:32

Hate Watching Pathfinder: Swords, Snow, and Terrible...

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2025/03/14

Send us a text Step into the shadowy world of "Pathfinder," Marcus Nispel's forgotten 2007 action film that stands as a fascinating study in missed opportunities. Released in the same week as Zack Snyder's "300" with a comparable budget, this Karl Urban-starring vehicle attempted similar visual flair but stumbled where "300" soared. The premise holds genuine intrigue: a Viking child, abandoned and raised by Native Americans in 800 AD North America, must later defend his adoptive people when ...

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Hate Watching Conan The Barbarian: Epic Fails in...

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2025/03/05

Send us a text Step into the chaotic realm of *Conan the Barbarian* (2011) as we dissect the questionable choices that left audiences bewildered. With Jason Momoa at the forefront, the film boasted a hefty budget but struggled to deliver more than spectacular visuals. We explore how the plot muddied character arcs, particularly in the lackluster relationship dynamics, leaving viewers puzzled and unsatisfied. The podcast dives into memorable moments, such as the infamous human catapult scene, ...

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91:20

Hate Watching Flight Risk: Flying High and Falling Hard

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2025/02/27

Send us a text Join us as we dissect the highs and lows of the acting profession while humorously critiquing the “so-bad-it’s-good” flick, “Flight Risk.” In this engaging episode, we dive into the core of what drives actors to pursue their dream careers, highlighting their desperate need for recognition and the hurdles they face along the way. Through laughter and insightful commentary, we unravel the absurdities of the film, from plot inconsistencies to thoroughly miscast roles, revealing h...

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99:12

Hate Watching Oblivion: Tom Cruise, Sci-Fi Tropes,...

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2025/02/19

Send us a text Remember those childhood days of panning for gold at Knott's Berry Farm? We do, and it sets the stage for our throwback review of the 2013 sci-fi flick "Oblivion," featuring Tom Cruise. Does Cruise's undeniable charisma salvage a film riddled with clichés and predictability? We banter back and forth, questioning the originality—or lack thereof—of the movie as it borrows liberally from other sci-fi tales without adding fresh twists. Plus, our new segment "Themes" wonders aloud i...

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80:50

Kraven the Hunter: A Humorous Critique of Ambition,...

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2025/02/12

Send us a text What happens when a notorious villain tries to play the hero? The answer might leave you scratching your head as we untangle the cinematic web of "Kraven the Hunter." Imagine a film with all the ambition of "John Wick" but none of the coherence or thrill—yep, that's Kraven. We kick off with a side-splitting chat about voice impersonations before launching into our critique of this ambitious yet flawed film. Spoiler alert: CGI doesn't always cut it, especially when practical stu...

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66:42

Unraveling 'Freejack': Time Travel, Dystopias, and...

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2025/02/06

Send us a text What happens when memories of a mediocre film collide with contemporary reflections on identity and time travel? Join us as we navigate the tangled narratives and bizarre performances of "Free Jack,” where past meets future in the most unusual ways. The episode dives into nostalgia, societal commentary, and the innate humor tied to exploring what makes this film a curious relic. • The discovery of "Free Jack" leads to deeper reflections on cinematic value • Character ana...

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83:11

Hate Watching Milk Money

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2025/01/08

Send us a textRemember those carefree days of the 90s, when our biggest worry was catching our favorite movie on VHS? We take you on a trip down memory lane as we hilariously unpack the quirks and absurdities of "Milk Money," starring Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris. As we reminisce about our youthful adventures pedaling through suburban streets, we can't help but chuckle over our past misconceptions about the film's plot and the bizarre misadventures of its characters. Get ready for a laughte...

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72:48

Hate Watching Venom: The Last Dance

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2025/01/02

Send us a textAn exploration of the whimsical chaos and humor present in Venom 3, showcasing its characters, plot confusion, and comedic elements that spark intrigue. The hosts share their thoughts on the film's relationship dynamics and the inconsistent storytelling while still managing to entertain.• Dissection of Venom 3's plot and character development • Initial reactions highlight confusion and enjoyment • Exploration of relationship between Eddie Brock and Venom • Discuss...

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91:53

Hate Watching Red One

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2024/12/26

Send us a textCan a Christmas movie truly capture the spirit of the season without a hint of originality? That's the question we're asking as we unravel our mixed emotions about "Red One," the festive film that left us scratching our heads. We pit it against holiday heavyweights like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" and "Die Hard," diving into the nostalgia that shapes our love for Christmas classics. As we sift through the film's recycled Marvel-esque ideas, we ponder how it fares as a holid...

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100:40

Hate Watching Joker: Folie à Deux

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2024/12/18

Send us a textEver wondered what happens when the Joker tries to sing a courtroom ballad? We tackle this and more as we dissect "Joker: Folie à Deux," grappling with the movie's audacious blend of courtroom drama and musical elements. While our feelings are mixed about the film's narrative execution, we find ourselves pondering Lady Gaga's standout performance as Harley, whose presence demands attention despite limited character development. Our discussion opens up new narrative possibilities...

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85:39

Hate Watching Dear Santa

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2024/12/11

Send us a textWhat do a Christmas werewolf film and a PG-13 family comedy have in common? They both challenge our perception of traditional holiday movies and leave us with a head-scratching blend of humor and horror. In this episode, we unpack the strange timing of a werewolf film's December release and imagine the hilarity of a festive lycanthrope tale. We then confront the perplexing narrative of the Farrelly brothers' "Dear Santa," where Jack Black's devilish charm collides with a dyslexi...

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80:15

Hate Watching Shanghai Surprise

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2024/12/05

Send us a textRemember the time when Madonna was more than just a pop icon and Sean Penn was her real-life partner in crime? Join us on a rollicking journey back to the 80s as we unpack the notorious film "Shanghai Surprise," a movie that leaves us surprised for all the wrong reasons. From explosive opium smuggling scenes to bizarre mothball twists, this movie promises an unexpected ride. We chuckle through the pitfalls of this peculiar narrative and share our bewilderment at how George Harri...

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81:13

Hate Watching Poolman

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2024/11/27

Send us a textWhat do you get when you mix a Scottish honeymoon burglary, a Nintendo DS heist, and Chris Pine's directorial ambitions? A rollercoaster episode of "Hey Watch It with Dan and Tony!" We kick off with Dan's personal tale of a honeymoon gone awry in the scenic lands of Scotland, leading us into a chat about Chris Pine's debut, "Poolman." Critics may have thrown shade, but we stir the pot by suggesting it might just outshine the Coen Brothers' classics, even the sacred cow, "The Big...

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87:11

Hate Watching Trap

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2024/11/20

Send us a textEver tried a Kool-Aid pickle? We kick off this unexpectedly wild ride with some strange culinary adventures that will tickle your taste buds and your funny bone. Join us as we wade through the colorful waters of bizarre food trends, before diving into a lively debate: are movies still the reigning American art form, or have video games stolen the spotlight? Our personal tales of creating a quirky Mr. Toast app, marked by a year of creativity and financial hiccups, add a nostalgi...

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80:12

Hate Watching Head of State

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2024/11/15

Send us a textEver wondered what might happen if an alderman accidentally finds himself in the race for the presidency? On this episode of "Hate Watching with Dan and Tony," we tackle that very scenario as Chris Rock hilariously navigates the political landscape in "Head of State." We kick things off with a bold statement: Bernie Mac steals the show, and we're not even mad about it. Our colorful commentary comes packed with laughs, as we dissect the film’s premise, debating its resemblance to...

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83:11

Hate Watching Uglies

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2024/11/07

Send us a textWhat if living in dorms until the age of 16 and undergoing surgery to become "pretty" was the societal norm? Join us as we humorously unravel the perplexing world of "Uglies," the movie adaptation of the beloved book series. With a dystopian society fueled by poppy flowers and devoid of parents, our critique pinpoints the peculiarities of this bizarre universe. We draw parallels with "The Hunger Games," questioning the execution of the film's plot and its inexplicable elements, ...

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85:21

Hate Watching AfrAId

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2024/10/31

Send us a textWhat happens when a film's chaotic AI plot leaves us more bemused than entertained? Join us as we humorously dissect the Blumhouse movie "Afraid," pondering whether a title like "Slightly Cautious AI" might have been more fitting. With an AI that seems more interested in wreaking havoc than creating suspense, we muse about missed opportunities for a coherent narrative, all while relishing in the absurdity of the film's awkward character interactions and isolated subplots.Ever wo...

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Hate Watching Slender Man

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2024/10/24

Send us a textEver found yourself squinting at a screen, not because you need glasses, but because the movie is just that dimly lit? That's exactly where we found ourselves with the "Slender Man" movie, a film that left us fumbling with our remote to adjust the brightness just to see if there was anything worth watching. We've all heard of Slender Man, but how did a character with such a nonsensical origin become an internet horror icon? Join us as we navigate the murky waters of this film's ...

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93:47

Hate Watching Mikey

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2024/10/16

Send us a textCould a child really be a serial killer? In this spine-tingling episode, we grapple with that chilling question as we unravel the twisted tale of "Mikey," a 1992 thriller that sends shivers down our spines. We kick things off with a laugh over a webcam mishap and a laughable scheduling mix-up that mistakenly featured a non-horror movie during Halloween. Determined to keep the thrills alive, we extend our horror theme into November, dissecting Mikey's unsettling antics and compar...

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Hate Watching The Mothman Prophecies

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2024/10/11

Send us a textWhat happens when you mix the supernatural with a touch of humor and a sprinkle of personal anecdotes? You get our intriguing exploration of "The Mothman Prophecies," a film that has haunted minds since 2002. This episode promises to whisk you away on a journey through eerie atmospheres and unsettling phone calls, while we share our own eerie encounters and discuss the fascinating world of cryptids, insects, and the thin line between imagination and reality. Prepare for a fun ri...

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