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Distorted View Daily

Get Exclusive Shows Every Week: SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.

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00:45:28

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos - AUDIO FIXED

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2025/08/29

On Today’s ShowListener Sponsorship: Big thanks to today’s sponsor, Freeloading Fucktard, who has bravely requested an episode free of body fluids (we’ll see how long that lasts).Opening Rant: A furious homeowner curses out a mortgage company, invoking stomach cancer, hexes, and dildo-headed ass wipers. Truly inspirational.Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: A woman butchers “I Will Always Love You” in multiple vocal styles—ranging from sheep bleating to clenched-jawed farm animal screeches.Incels at the

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00:46:43

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

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2025/08/27

🎙️ On Today’s Episode:Tip Rage: Tim breaks down tipping culture run amok, from fast-casual counter service to smoothie apps demanding gratuities for handing you your own order.Dasher Corey’s Downfall: A pizza delivery caught on a Ring cam ends with “fuck you” and a lost job.Scott Wolf Family Meltdown: The Party of Five star’s messy divorce, custody battle, and TikTok chaos courtesy of his ex-wife.Valentina Gomez Returns: The far-right flamethrower queen is back with Quran-burning theatrics and

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00:42:22

Welcome To IHOP, I'll Be Your Lesbian Predator

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2025/08/25

On Today’s Show:Mourning the loss of another beloved U-tard: King Cobra JFS has passed awayA religious drummer goes rogue and turns praise music into a personal drum soloA hot dog–costumed woman takes revenge with toilet paperAn IHOP waitress moonlights as a lesbian predator on the jobEpisode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at show@distortedview.com.Tim revisits

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00:51:47

Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

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2025/08/22

On Today’s Show:Alexis K. Tyler Claps Back: The queen of sexual wisdom tears into a critic with nipple-pulling, grease-rubbing fury.Musical Money Shots: A California music teacher accused of coating kids’ flutes with semen. (Yes, the instruments. Yes, the children played them.)Slip-Dick Legislation: Texas lawmakers try to ban your husband’s penis from accidentally “slipping” into the wrong hole. Sodomy laws meet laugh tracks.Bathroom AC Unit of Doom: Tim’s DIY air conditioning setup may cool him

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00:31:45

Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

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2025/08/20

Distorted View Daily: August 20, 2025Episode HighlightsCrawl Up Satan’s Anus: A furious Christian caller leaves a scorching voicemail for her congresswoman, wishing her eternal damnation inside Satan’s rectum while lecturing about “hate crimes” and fake nails.Wrong House Rage: A man tries to kick in the wrong door demanding money, his girlfriend apologizes, and the situation turns into a bizarre apology-cash-throwing fiasco.Sock Sniffers Unite: A desperate fetishist offers $40 to women for their

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00:37:39

When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

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2025/08/18

On Today’s Show:Scientology is back on its smear-campaign bullshit—this time on TikTok, going after Leah Remini.Lesbian rap star Humpback Chunk drops a preview of her new music… and it involves choking and “nutting.”The return of Thursday Lane: he’s still addicted to white male farts, still inventing new sexual titles, and maybe still lusting after family members.Florida Man in a full jester costume pulls a dagger on a landscaper—because lawnmowers are too loud.A British man with the world’s biggest

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00:50:58

Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

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2025/08/15

Episode Summary:It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a full rundown of an MMA fighter’s dramatic airport meltdown, AI chatbot engagements, and a dinner plate assault in the name of dog

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00:56:39

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING...

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2025/08/13

On Today's Show:✝️ Holy Hookers? – Meade Skelton floats the idea of a wholesome, Christian escort service. No sex, just prayer and companionship… because apparently that’s what the market has been crying out for.💩 PamperChew Returns – The adult baby/diaper fetishist resurfaces with new, unhinged content: vintage turd storage, microwave diaper cuisine, opiate-fueled ball pit adventures, and possibly unwitting diaper-play roommates.📮 Going Postal – A California mail carrier takes “great

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00:48:13

Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?

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2025/08/11

Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very special AIDS-slut Aladdin parody you’ll never unhearAlso:🎤 Destiny’s Child covers “Walls Fall Out” (yes, it’s about prolapse — and no, Beyoncé didn’t approve this)🎶 The nasty

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00:45:37

Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

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2025/08/07

🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode:🚩 The Pledge of Allegiance—Westboro Baptist Church Remix Edition!🍉 TikTok’s Watermelon Challenge: Viral stupidity or viral racism? You decide!🤧🍆 Blowing snot rockets on puke-soaked penises! (Just when you thought porn couldn't get grosser.)🏀💦 How many dildos have been launched onto WNBA courts this week? The answer may surprise you (or not).🏚️ Mead Skelton tries speed dating! Prepare for incel logic, age delusion, and a

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00:36:46

Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy

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2025/08/05

Distorted View Daily – August 5, 2025Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus:An easement dispute sends one homeowner into a full-blown stroke-scream-fence-rip rage.Fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi confirms a youthful makeout with Kevin Spacey… and somehow the moon becomes a planet in the process.The tragic, wobbly public appearances of Tara Reid — and her unique stance on

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00:46:40

You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe

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2025/08/04

Best of DV: Sagittarius Shoddy, Butt Plugs, and Coochie Lip Legal DefensesToday we’re diving into the archives for a filthy fan-favorite: a 2021 DV classic featuring everyone’s favorite over-sharing Canadian sex worker, Sagittarius Shoddy. Join Tim as he revisits her chaotic Tinder date involving handicap toilets, catheter mishaps, bed-wetting, and some truly questionable dirty talk.Also on the program:Chris Hansen’s latest predator sting goes after an 18-year-old with a thing for butt plugs and

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00:54:05

Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

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2025/08/01

On the Show:💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units.🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part of a bat during a stargazing trip and ends up with a $20,000 medical bill—and possibly a taste for guano. Tim compares it to his $100K hospital stay for a glorified nap.💋 The Principal

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00:51:36

Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

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2025/07/30

On the Show Today:🚨 Masturbators on every corner! Tim's Citizen app is blowing up with indecent exposures, naked CVS dancers, and mid-intersection jack-offs. It’s like Pokémon Go, but for perverts.👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 He wanted a Labubu plush. She wanted it up her butt. A beautifully stupid incest porn negotiation unfolds—truly the most disturbing Pokémon trade ever.🦇 Redneck vampires rise! A Hello Kitty-wearing TikTok granny claims her toothless husband is kin to the Twilight clan. Yes, there’s

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00:58:04

Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

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2025/07/28

On Today’s Episode:🥊 Homoerotic Hug Fights: Welcome to the world of “Alpha Bro Pummeling” — when “testing your edge” means getting very, very close to your bro’s crotch.🧑‍🎤 Meade Skelton's Fitness Coaching Fantasy: After flashing his pasty bod online, Meade wants to become your life coach, nutritionist, romance advisor, and maybe even your vet tech-slash-minister-slash-bodybuilder.🎤 Deaf Guy Covers Iron Maiden: Why not.👯‍♂️ Will Blunderfield’s New Bro Love Anthem: “We Love Our Cocks” is the

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00:51:56

Sex Cult Television - Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

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2025/07/25

On Today’s Episode:✝️ The cult behind The Family International releases a wholesome children's puppet show featuring:A robot with real human-like breastsChildren licking bloody woundsPuppet grandpas who enjoy "gifts" in the form of long mouth kissesCasual child fireplay and open invitations to spankingsAnd yes… a sexbot serenade🐭 Chuck E. Cheese commits wire fraud while still wearing the mouse head🐊 A man goes full John Wick on an alligator who dared steal his fishing lure🧠 The IQs

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00:41:46

The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

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2025/07/25

I've got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today's new episode drops in the afternoon!A wild and irreverent episode featuring bizarre news stories, listener voicemails, and a dive into the world of adult entertainment products. Highlights include a news anchor's cat vomit mishap, Jeff Stryker's penis pump endorsement, and unsettling porn discussions.Segments1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat VomitSummary: A local news anchor mistakenly eats cat vomit, thinking it’s

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00:44:34

Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels

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2025/07/23

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Chatbots, Crack Pipes, and Cream-Filled Country Jews🗓️ Wednesday, July 23rd, 2025💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!)On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker tape introduces us to Humpingville, USA, where schmear isn’t

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00:52:21

High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or...

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2025/07/21

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret🗓️ Monday, July 21st, 2025🌐 DistortedView.com💥 On Today’s Show:💉 Roofied by Red Bull – Meade Skelton's Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks.🧠 Great Moments in Church Sermons – Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily.🤢 Do Asians Smell Like Doritos? – Meade's nose racism spirals out of control on message boards.🧸 Cop Finds Creepy Collection – A Louisiana man calls

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00:52:06

Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization...

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2025/07/18

On Today’s Cringe Buffet:🔁 The Recycle Challenge:A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend's pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by "Recycle Gang" and the darkest corner of TikTok.🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn:Three women, one bed, and a cacophony of wet, squelching sounds. With proper audio equipment and plenty of helping hands (and balls), they achieve peak rosebud performance. Huge

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