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Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

Too Drunk to Taste this Chicken

A podcast where we review wonderfully horrible movies and determine how many drinks it would take for them to be enjoyable. Important note: we don"t review chicken.

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

01:17:21

Ep. 43: Sleigh Queen!; A Review of Deck the Halls

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/12/19

Welcome to Episode 43, a perfectly unhinged review of Deck the Halls, and the RETURN OF THE DICKS IN THE SAUNA! Did Brett get his boss fired? What is the price of a "priceless heirloom"? How many crimes were committed during this film? Join us next week when we review The Family Stone, available on Hulu! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠ Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen

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01:22:21

Ep. 42: The Clementine Index; A Review of The...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/12/12

Welcome to Episode 42, where we are continuing the holiday cheer with a review of The Princess Switch. How unhinged do you need to be to secretly swap places with someone and tell them nothing about your life or talents? How can you look identical even though you are only related by a very distant relative? What’s the next fruit going way up on the Fruit & Vegetable index? Join us next week to hear all about Deck The Halls, available on Hulu! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM

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01:18:36

Ep. 41: The Only Spoilers Episode; A Review of...

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2023/12/05

Welcome to Episode 41, where we are reviewing the travesty of Christmas miracles, "Falling for Christmas." Right up top, we want to disclaim that this has spoilers, our first such disclaimer in 41 episodes. These spoilers could include, but are not limited to, a horse that doubles as a therapist? The main love interest running an OnlyFans voyeur account? Perhaps even a deep dive into Shark Tank? Join us next week when we review "The Princess Switch," available on Netflix! Is

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01:29:44

Ep. 40: Master of Tai Chi; A Review of Go Figure

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2023/11/28

Welcome to Episode 40, where we are reviewing the incomparable ice hockey movie, Go Figure. THE INTERN JOSH PICK OF THE MONTH! Was this the most chaotic episode to date (yes lol)? How long did Jess do Tai Chi during the recording of this episode (all of it lol)? How many twinks did the adult male figures in this movie find on Grindr (so so many lol)? Join us next week to hear all about Falling For Christmas, available on Netflix, as we kick off the holiday themed month of December! Is there a

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01:24:27

Ep. 39: Birds, Bees, BDSM; A Review of Get A Clue

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2023/11/21

Welcome to Episode 39, where we review Get A Clue and weigh the ramifications of playing a Murder Mystery with the Cartel. Did the production staff have no earthly idea of the cost of buying property in NYC? Did Mr. Walker pull his inspiration from Jeffrey Epstein? Is Lindsay Lohan reviewing all of her old movies to boost the ratings? Join us next week when we review Go Figure, available on Disney+! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:25:05

Ep. 38: Live Fast And Eat Ass; A Review of Double Teamed

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2023/11/14

Welcome to Episode 38, where we are reviewing the best basketball movie ever made - Double Teamed. Do you think “what an odd thing to say” is the worst corporate diss known to humankind? Could the dad in this movie gotten any more toxic? How unhinged do you need to be to drink an OG 4 Loko? Join us next week to hear all about Get A Clue, available on Disney+! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to

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01:26:27

Ep. 37: An Informed Discourse on the Hate for Jared...

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2023/11/07

Welcome to Episode 37 cluckers. This week we review “Haunted Mansion,” available on Disney+. Our hosts welcome back a host/fan favorite Jared Leto back onto the podcast in movie form. We ask the hard questions like “why are you the way you are Jared?” Additionally, “what curse would Jared Leto release onto the land?” Lastly, the MidSize Sedan Award makes an appearance. Join us next week to listen to a review of “Double Teamed,” available on Disney+ (Editors Note: Not Pornhub). Is there a movie

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01:17:08

Ep. 36: Get Schwifty; A Review of The Haunting in...

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2023/10/31

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHERCLUCKERS! Welcome to Episode 36, and boy do we have a spooky one for you. This week we review The Haunting in Connecticut, based on a super true story (~*but believe what you want*~), and where we bring Jess back down to earth after a long stretch of mastering the socials. Was Houdini the OG Hater? Was this movie's director just REALLY afraid of birds? Who do we have to petition to change the meaning of the word "ostracize" to "the act of being attacked by

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01:23:11

Ep. 35: The Musical Episode; A Review of Jennifer’s Body

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2023/10/24

Welcome to Episode 35, where we are reviewing the cult classic called Jennifer’s Body. Do you think “Through The Trees” is the biggest banger to ever be launched by a scary movie? Do you want to be as famous as that one guy from Maroon 5? Can anybody give us a calendar for when Mercury is going to be in the microwave? Join us next week to hear all about The Haunting In Connecticut, available on Hulu! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:16:45

Ep. 34: A Critical Review of Demon Corporate...

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2023/10/17

Welcome to Episode 34, where your favorite hosts review "The Pope's Exorcist" on MAX, which unsurprisingly goes awry again. These hosts deliver hard-hitting movie journalism, asking the tough questions like "what does Hell, Inc. sell?" Or "is the Pope's Exorcist Shrek coded?" Through our investigative journalism, we dare to ask "do men wax their balls?" Buckle up and listen all the way through or Asmodeus will come get you. Join us next week to hear

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01:09:24

Ep. 33: Hotline Terrorist Bling; A Review of Non-Stop

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2023/10/10

Welcome to Episode 33, where we review Non-Stop, brought to you by the Mitch McConnell freeze face. Is Skinny Jeans practicing to be the newest character in the Fast and Furious franchise? Is Mercury in the microwave? Why do Agent Marks by lyin' so much? Join us next week when we review The Pope's Exorcist, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the

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01:19:53

Ep. 32: Are we okay?; A Review of The Menu

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/10/03

Welcome to Episode 32, where we are reviewing the hottest take we’ve had yet called The Menu. Do you think candy bacon on a s’more could be delicious? What type of kitchen appliance would make the best safe word? How many cackles did we hear from Jess this week? Join us next week to hear all about Non-Stop, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro

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01:23:41

EP. 31: JuNeBuG; A Review of Missing

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2023/09/26

Welcome to Episode 30, where TDTTTC reviews "Missing" on Netflix as your favorite chaotic hosts speculating on the dark origins of this movie. The hosts ask important questions like were these characters developed by 65 year old white men trying to get the respect they deserve from the younger generation? Was the independent contractor Javi actually an inside man? And most importantly, Jess and Bridget profess their undying love for Law & Order: SVU. Join us next week to hear our

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01:18:18

Ep. 30: M'Lady Lizard; A Review of Rampage

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/09/19

Welcome to Episode 30, where we review Rampage and remix "I'm just Ken" with Howard Shore's ICONIC "Concerning Hobbits." This week is brought to you by Bridget's technical difficulties. Has Brett's new catchphrase become "my innards are out"? Was the alligator on Swamp Monsters and nobody knew? Would George be the worst gym spotter? Join us next week to hear our review of Missing, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM

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01:16:40

Ep. 29: The OG Girl Dinner; A Review of Cocaine Bear

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/09/12

Welcome to Episode 29, where we are reviewing the HIGHLY REALISTIC movie called Cocaine Bear. What if the Cocaine Bear was just trying to pitch tourists new business ideas? How many terrible accents did we get from Brett this week? Was dim sum the original girl dinner? Join us next week to hear our review of Rampage (featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, available on Max! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:21:37

Ep. 28: You are Kenough: A Review of Eternals

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/09/05

Welcome to episode 28, where we review Eternals and have a passionate debate about gaslighting. We are putting on our journalism hats to ask hard-hitting questions like was Ikaris grooming a 7,000 year old? Does Arishem need to run a Six Sigma program to improve his manufacturing process? And does the English language predate Mesopotamia? Join us next week when we review Cocaine Bear, available on Amazon Prime! Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or

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01:18:03

Ep. 27: Lights Out and No Glows; A Review of Aladdin

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/08/29

Welcome to Episode 27, where we review Aladdin and thank whatever Sky Daddy you believe in that we're not Scooter Braun. Is Aladdin the original Crash Bandicoot? Did Jasmine's underwire put in the best performance of this movie? Are quokkas the Jasons and Kyles of the animal kingdom? Join us next week when we review Eternals available on Disney+! Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com. As always, a

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01:19:11

Ep. 26: She Only Like Me 'Cause My Gooch Long; A...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/08/22

Welcome to Episode 26 where we review Avatar: The Way of the Water and determine the first documented case of a guy that fucked around and subsequently found out. Does this movie teach us the meaning of "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"? How many war crimes were committed during Pandora Invasion 2.0? Would you rather have Legolas or Neytiri on your side? Join us next week as we review Aladdin (2019) available on Disney+! Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us

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01:19:28

Ep. 25: He Will Be Fine In The WAP; a Review of...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/08/15

Give a Listen to Episode 25, where we review Suicide Squad featuring Will Smith, Jared Leto, and Margot Robbie. We attempt to answered thought-provoking questions posed by this movie like, who is Cara Delevingne's dance coach? Or is killing criminals technically a crime? Or even what sex would be like with a witch? Join us next week as we review Avatar: Way of the Water, available on Max! Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:20:53

Ep. 24: No Thoughts, Just Memes; A Review of The...

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2023/08/08

Welcome to Episode 24, where we review the 2022 movie The Invitation and also commiserate on the trials and tribulations of adulthood. Why doesn't Brett know how to pronounce names? Who's cleaning the mansion if the vamps keep eating the help? Can we get a Vamp Sister Wives tv show off the ground? Join us next week as we review Suicide Squad, available on (HBO) Max! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email

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