Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content

In Episode 8 of Tales of the Lastborns, Dave takes us on a raw and unfiltered journey back to one of the darkest moments of his life. He opens up about a chaotic night that led to a fateful encounter, sharing the story of a burglary that ended with him being shot. It’s a story about the consequences of addiction, reckless decisions, and the heavy weight of untold trauma. Join Dave and Andi as they navigate this powerful and deeply personal recount, revealing how far they’ve come since that li...

In Episode 7, Dave and Andy take flight—literally and figuratively! From navigating the complex world of Southwest Airlines’ boarding process to reminiscing about Dave’s unexpected connection with country star Jelly Roll, this episode offers a blend of humorous travel misadventures and heartfelt redemption stories. Learn about the challenges of breaking free from the cycle of bad decisions, surviving awkward airport moments, and why picking the right airplane seat is an art form. Prepare for ...

In this episode, Dave and Andi recount a wild vacation story involving a mischievous resort cat that left them with an unforgettable (and itchy) souvenir. They also dive deep into their childhoods, contrasting Dave's luxury upbringing with Andi's humble beginnings. Plus, get a hilarious inside scoop on Andi's Kirby vacuum debacle. From parasites to drag racing, Episode 6 is full of unfiltered fun, nostalgia, and surprises. Website: talesofthelastborns.com Instagram: TalesOfTheLastbornsTi...

What would you say is considered a poor diet? Sweet cereal at night? Honey and peanut butter sandwiches? Dave is a literal trash panda and eats food like he is a child who has never seen sugar! Meanwhile, Andi does not like to get verbal motivation while she is working out. This could very well be the reason why she was kicked out of church, by certified mail, twice. Website: talesofthelastborns.com Instagram: TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: TalesOfTheLastbornsX: LastbornPod

Pet peeves, what are yours? Does it drive you crazy when people stand over the baggage claim at the airport? Andi and Dave discuss some of the things that drive them crazy.Would you ever guess that Andi grew up in a different world than Dave? Dave lived his childhood with a silver spoon, while Andi lived a lean life with all the plastic forks! We love listener feedback, so comment or ask a question!Website: talesofthelastborns.com Instagram: TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: TalesOfTheLas...

Send us a textDo you think that women stand out in home improvement stores? Andi shares her inner voice thoughts on how she feels walking through such a manly store.Who doesn't love massages? Andi believes you can hate them as much as you love them. It's all about the therapist and the techniques. It can be total heaven or complete hell.Have you ever known a sleepwalker? Have you ever experienced sleepwalking first hand? Andi was a sleepwalker most of her adult life, and Dave got to experienc...

Send us a textEpisode 2 begins to unravel how unhinged our story began. Dave has the mental strength of Hercules by playing possum in a very spicy situation with two attractive women. Some call it loyalty, what do you think? We aren't always crowd pleasers; in fact, we make people uncomfortable. Learn how we managed to run away from a social situation where we felt very unwelcome. Our mere existence made a once-in-a-lifetime eclipse feel awkward. Two truths and a lie is up next, do ...

Send us a textWe are so excited to release our very first episode of our brand new podcast! In this episode, we will give you some backstory as to who the hell we are, and why we are talking about it. We discuss the foundation of how we got to where we are, so then we can start digging into the good stuff soon! Website: https://TalesOfTheLastborns.com Instagram: TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: TalesOfTheLastbornsX: LastbornPod