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Miserable Retail Slave

Miserable Retail Slave

Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show that looks at life, love, and the odd daily occurrences that keep life interesting.

comedy improv

All Episodes

01:01:54

258. Elvis and the Catdaddy

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/08/31

Fretting about this weird world (2:47)/ Freddy Covid the great boogeyman of our time (4:17)/ bringing back the Lil Jon (6:40)/ reckless Randy and shady pasts (8:00)/ the birth of Benny Punchline (9:30)/ Randy couldn’t be president (10:30)/ The Batman Card Kingpin (11:48)/ Tommy the canceled comedian (19:00)/ Tommy is taking real estate classes (21:00)/ The Ghost of McKinley Road (26:35)/ Big Boss Realtor (35:00)/ an awkward gas station encounter (36:30)/ Taco Bell’s Mt Dew Mysticism (39:30)/

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51:14

257. Seinfeld's 23 Hours to Kill

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/05/25

The Comedy Show! This time we review Jerry Seinfeld's new Netflix special, 23 Hours to Kill Tommy’s perfect/ Comedian (4:30)/ Seinfeld the show (5:10)/ Seeing Seinfeld live (8:35)/ Comedians in Cars Having Coffee (12:00)/ the charming arrogance of Seinfeld (13:44)/ 23 Hours to Kill (20:00)

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49:16

256. Call Your Bluff

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/05/18

Hot Boy Summer/ the stairs (2:00)/ “drilling all the bits” (3:14)/ waking up on the wrong side of the bed (4:20)/ my last nerve and the great kerfuffle (5:00)/ UNBELIEVABLE - a Retail worker’s tale (6:10)/ the irony of going back to work (12:30)/ the great social media philosophies of folks you went to high school with aka Microsoft Death (13:20)/ Tommy’s affairs with Mistress Alcohol (19:35)/ Tommy was on Jake Shane’s Shane Train podcast. Poor Jake! (21:53)/ face mask humor (24:05)/ Earring

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40:30

255. Greg Giraldo's Midlife Vices

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/05/11

THE COMEDY SHOW This time we talk about Greg Giraldo's stand-up special/comedy album "Midlife Vices" The type of comedy that we like (2:50)/ “celebrity golf” by Mike Birbiglia (4:00)/ Ghost in the d-pic (5:56)/ interview with Dennis Miller on The Anthony Cumia Show (8:00)/ Midlife Vices by Greg Giraldo (15:45)/ the Comedy Central roasts (18:30)/ the secret origin of Larry the Cable Guy (19:26)/ the delivery of comedians (21:30)/ making fun of a subject without actually making fun of something real

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01:02:12

254. Starter Jacket Wars

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/05/05

High pitched/ Tommy’s secret life as a dancing thespian (0:35)/ Tommy had his voice dubbed (1:35)/ the King of the Mooners (3:17)/ the 70s were sepia toned (5:00)/ Last Dance with Michael Jordan (7:13)/ Starter Jacket Wars (9:35)/ A conversation with a kid who doesn’t know Michael Jordan (11:05)/ life is weird right now - watching Tony Hawk do a 900 (17:08)/ The art of skateboarding (19:45)/ People are weirder than ever (20:14)/ Tommy is into aerobics now (22:22)/ Tommy designed new merch (23:56)/

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58:34

253. Cuddle Brothel

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/04/22

“All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You” song analysis/ how bad are things? (1:25)/ Fletching (3:26)/ the ending to the song (6:00)/ online dating in the time of corona (8:20)/ cuddle brothel (11:14)/ Indiana Jones discussion (12:56)/ the one corner of Walmart (15:00)/ ice cream “parlor” (18:13)/ black market haircuts and Tommy wants a perm (19:16)/ wearing a retail mask (22:13)/ Xena Warrior Princess gives panic attacks and mints take them away (23:13)/ Tommy doesn’t matter (28:00)/ Zoom Meetings are

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01:03:58

252. Polterguest

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/04/08

I want to be haunted by a ghost/ “now hear me out” (1:24)/ a mail order ghost company (1:53)/ ghost dads (2:23)/ Tommy won’t use a ouija board because it works (3:50)/ Richie Rich vs Poverty Joe (5:00)/ ghost camouflage and how long do you have to be in a house until you know it’s haunted (6:45)/ how to stir up ghosts, according to Tommy (8:45)/ Randy’s tale of college Calculus (12:34)/ The Corolla (16:15)/ Coronavirus Cop (18:30)/ Tommy cries about stand up (19:30)/ living in an insulated bubble

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01:08:04

251. Big Quarantine Fun

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/03/30

Tommy’s peanut butter eating spoon/ Paranormal overload (1:05)/ existential crisis Bigfoot and Squatch’s Lament (2:00)/ demon deer (4:30)/ big Quarantine fun (5:50)/ Ted Talks 2 Much (11:46)/ our corona rules (13:09)/ Social Distance Warrior (14:29)/ the private hell of close talkers (15:00)/ the social distance dance (16:00)/ Essential Retail Slave (18:58)/ Treat Tommy’s facts as the Onion (21:00)/ Following the rules (24:48)/ Retail madness (26:50)/ Chuck Norris Action Jeans (28:18)/ Mortal

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01:20:05

250. Tomfoolery

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/03/20

Tommy wakes up afraid/ a scary story and a format change/ counting sheep (2:30)/ the grandfather clock tolls and a mind poet (3:50)/ who rings the doorbell (5:05)/ the wet Willy is a knockout punch (7:00)/ teens have video games that they need to watch someone else play (9:30)/ chili (10:50)/ look to the little things (12:00)/ the era of social distancing (16:12)/ Tommy’s Minnesota Adventures (16:45)/ Pookie and getting sad for green beer (19:25)/ being ghosted in the nicest way possible, using

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31:38

S07E21. The C Word

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/03/13

Full Body Condom/ your hands are deadly weapons (0:34)/ Aquaman’s 60-minute rule (1:48)/ that bubble boy life and bubble boy pick-up lines (3:05)/ what about the Miserable Retail Slaves? (4:41)/ identifying those who don’t wash their hands (5:30)/ The Great Toilet Paper Raid of 2020 - fear and loathing in the TP aisle (6:14)/ the grand lost art of teepeeing (7:12)/ never talk to your parents (8:14)/ Toilet Paper Masks (8:54)/ Things are serious with coronavirus, but let’s laugh (9:22)/ the real

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20:31

S07E20. Voyeuristic Sponge

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/02/24

Fake Facebook profiles/ Miserable Retail Short (2:50)/ the dots above my I (5:53)/ a lady walks into a quilt store (6:31)/ grandmas gone wild (7:45)/ the death smell of horse (8:30)/ burying a dead horse (9:25)/ a perfect time for revenge (10:02)/ pour one out for your fallen horsey (10:50)/ stink worries (11:30)/ the story of the worst cut down I’ve ever heard (11:59)/ our own personal Pig Pen (14:30)/ Livestream for the Cure 4/ what is the worst smell you’ve ever dealt with (18:25) (Episode 248)

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01:06:43

S07E19. Glory Cheese

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/02/10

Emotional support animals/ Tommy’s expiration date (1:10)/ “people food” (2:00)/ constipated with glory (4:30)/ glory cheese (5:00)/ universal humor (7:42)/ the origins of Rand-eh (10:40)/ emotional support poo (12:00)/ Tommy’s went through weiners (14:00)/ emotional support bald eagles (16:50)/ have you all recovered from the Halftime show yet (25:34)/ Shakira riding a bald eagle (26:00)/ Adam Levine’s tattoos (28:00)/ Party lines filter controls (33:50)/ Miserable Internment Camp Show (35:30)/

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01:01:29

S07E18. Friendship Bracelet

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/01/27

Higher/ This podcast is abstract art (4:00)/ Return of the segment - Is it offensive or NOT? (4:51)/ Stephen King is NOT a pennyWISE man (8:10)/ Tommy becomes cancelled (18:00)/ The 5th season in Michigan - Daniel Radcliffe Season (19:10)/ Stopped by a train (24:00)/ Quality question: Would you go into battle with the tattoos on your body as weapons? (26:00)/ People watching at the Tommy comedy show (27:57)/ Give me a simple ah - wealth affects pronunciation (29:00)/ Why are people allowed to drive

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46:58

S07E17. Can You Spare a Square?

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/01/21

Time is a valuable resource/ Seinfeld love (1:26)/ Toilet paper and time is the same thing (2:12)/ What is love? (4:46)/ Reaching nap age (8:50)/ The Trump 2020 dollar bill (10:49)/ Tommy the wordsmith and another Tommy poem, The Pledge of Allegiance (14:06)/ New online dating terms: Paperclipping (18:02)/ Using NBA Jam terms to describe your life, Tommy was on TV (20:50)/ As Seen on TV (26:55)/ Randy’s Career Fair: Russian Slap Fighting and Xarm (27:32)/ The Walking Oxymoron (29:30)/ Slap Duels,

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01:01:05

S07E16. For Richard Stan

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2020/01/12

The Power Stance/ Leather bound journals (1:15)/ Tommy, the nostalgic reader (2:20)/ The United Steaks of America and being a dumb kid (3:30)/ American Pie Myths and what would you call your plane (5:20)/ Learning from Jeopardy (7:15)/ Totally 1998 (9:25)/ Unleashing a dad sigh (11:10)/ Instruction Manual Dads (12:19)/ All for the Love of Shinedown (13:30)/ How are your cigarette withdrawals going 18-20 year olds?(20:00)/ Tommy the substitute teacher (21:00)/ Tommy reads some of his poetry: Bill the

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57:46

S07E15. Rebel Flag of Poverty

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2019/11/19

No rules apply in a Michigan winter/ high school football in small towns (0:55)/ The Michigan Winter Left Town (2:35)/ I’m sick of people who think they can do whatever they want (5:38)/ snow blades on trucks (8:30)/ the Mouth of Michigan (12:05)/ Tommy’s a vampire and his tattoos (13:45)/ Randy’s birthday (15:15)/ “Randy’s Negative Yelp Reviews” (17:00)/ an awkward situation brings humans together (19:50)/ Rebel Flag of Poverty (22:15)/ workplace problems (23:19)/ The eyes of Zuckerberg (27:00)/

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01:04:29

S07E14. Crisp Waters

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2019/11/11

Nose as a time machine/ Smells that remind you of grandma (1:00)/ Crisp Waters (3:10)/ The Ultimate Trust Fall Experience (9:40)/ Name Sayings (10:00)/ Tommy dyes his clothes (10:50)/ A real life MySpace Top 8 (13:52)/ Minors buying alcohol becomes a social media event (16:55)/ Stunted (21:20)/ A “hey mister” (22:46)/ A “Wife Guy” (23:40)/ Borat (26:21)/ Tommy and Dave Landau (28:00)/ Bikers and drama (30:02)/ Post Malone (38:41)/ Jared Leto has a cult (44:44)/ The Joker (50:23)/ Obama talks about

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58:49

S07E13. The Hype of the Summer

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2019/10/23

Encountering characters in the world/ Tommy’s dumb concession stand volunteer story (0:40)/ The nexus of all the walking trash (3:20)/ personal checks are time machines (5:06)/ a one man conversation (6:24)/ Teen slang and I oop sk sk sk (11:00)/ Randy-spiced (17:24)/ The fable of the grasshopper and the Equinox (17:54)/ Judgmental Jiminy Cricket (19:44)/ A date crasher (22:26)/ two times getting stood up in one week (25:00)/ fixing Tommy’s Jersey joke (30:40)/ Tommy the road comic and Tommy with

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01:13:34

S07E12. Love Letters Into the Abyss

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2019/10/01

This weird, wacky world/ Tommy’s show with Kevin Farley, meeting Kevin, and talking about Chris Farley (1:15)/ All the OMG Girls ran out of White Claw and do they make pumpkin-spiced White Claw (3:40)/ The world rebooted two weeks ago and now we have White Claw (5:05)/ Kevin Farley’s best friend (7:25)/ Dan Akroyd on Joe Rogan (8:50)/ Dan Akroyd spooned with a ghost (10:21)/ what Tommy believes (12:24)/ Ego in creativity (16:27)/ Learning to throw a boomerang (17:14)/ Gretchen Witmer - fix the damn

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01:02:03

S07E11. Bang Blows

Miserable Retail Slave ·

2019/09/24

Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ “chew on this”(6:28)/ Tommy’s tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy’s vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy’s stupid voice is not Randy’s (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy’s faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a

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