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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

DREAD Podcast Network

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn"t seen. Through very scientific (not

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01:42:53

33: Ep. 33: The Witch in the Window: “The Tale of...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/03/27

Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original, The Witch in the Window starring Alex Draper, Charlie Tacker and Carol Stanzione.. Kim meets a KKSAM celeb from episode 10. Ket laments her inability to see whatever image was in those magic eye posters. Both girls praise the holy universe that documentation of the indiscretions of their youth was far more sparse than it is today. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Witch in the Window. Dir. Andy Mitton Get acquainted with the

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01:58:35

32: Ep. 32: Mandy: “The Tale of Your Formal...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/03/20

Kim tells Ket about the acid trip that is the Shudder exclusive, Mandy, starring Nicolas Cage (Icolas Age) and Andrea Riseborough. Ket enlists The #Sammies to join the “Keep Kim Out of a Cult” mission. Kim cannot, under any circumstances, remember the name for a crossbow. They’ll both end the episode completely high. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Mandy. Dir. Panos Cosmatos Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the

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01:48:42

31: Ep. 31: Leprechaun 2: “The Tale of Marrying for...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/03/13

Ket tells Kim about Leprechaun 2 starring the charming and profesh Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath and Shevonne Durkin. The girls will find Bridget a little picky. I mean, the dating scene is a jungle out there! They’ll also discuss the exciting and polarizing topic of motorboating. And listeners will learn that one should always be armed with iron to survive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Leprechaun 2. Dir. Rodman Flender Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM

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01:54:46

30: Ep. 30: Revenge: “The Tale of Killin’ Scrotes”

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/03/06

Kim tells Ket about Revenge starring Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz, Kevin Janssens, and Vincent Colombe. As usual, they talk about the important things like what do ants eat? Are those Kim’s real legs? Is Ketryn’s husband a daytime serial killer? The girls will also add to their survival guide with fool-proof ways to stay alive like “learn to do a single pull-up.” But most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live and get revenge in… Revenge. Dir. Coralie Fargeat Use code KKSAMPODCAST for 10%

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29: Ep. 29: Honeymoon: “The Tale of Pirate Porn and...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/02/27

Ket tells Kim about Honeymoon (2014) starring Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway. The girls will pay homage to the niche genre of porn known as pirate porn… that’s a thing, no? Ket will invite herself onto Kim’s honeymoon to prevent her from getting ‘aliened,’ much to Kim’s chagrin. But most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Honeymoon. Dir. Leigh Janiak Use code KKSAMPODCAST for 10% off your Fangoria subscription Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at

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01:59:54

28: Ep. 28: Angel Heart: “The Tale of Dick Porter and...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/02/20

Kim tells Ket about Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet in honor of Arik’s birthday. The girls will coin a new term for that incredibly hot piece of male accoutrement with a very unfortunate name. They’ll also be introduced to Burpsmaps attorney: Winesmap. And Kim will be unfaithful to Skelefrank while Ket will look for literally any excuse to get up in Lisa Bonet’s piece. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Angel Heart. Dir. Alan Parker Get

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01:44:22

27: Ep. 27: My Bloody Valentine: “The Tale of FOMO at...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/02/13

Ket tells Kim about My Bloody Valentine (1981) starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck. The girls will recount their various reasons for Valentine’s Day-induced emotional scarring. They’ll take several trips to “BoneCon” and remind listeners that FOMO is no reason to go on a murder spree. Kim and Ket will also introduce their #Sammies to the #FinalGirls of their brand spankin’ new Patreon! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in My Bloody Valentine. Dir. George

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01:42:03

26: Ep. 26: Hellraiser: “The Sexy Tale of Goop Body...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/02/06

Kim tells Ket about Hellraiser starring Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins and Sean Chapman. Kim will barely be able to keep it in her pants over Skelefrank. Both Kim and Ket will try to say the name Larry in a sexy way… and fail… because the name is… Larry. The girls will also share some fashion tips like “put your skin on BEFORE your shirt.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellraiser. Dir. Clive Barker Find more info about THE GOLEM

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01:46:38

25: Ep. 25: Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/01/30

Ket tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hotness that is Oscar Isaac. They’ll both educate all of you on the Bechdel Test. And THEY’LL be educated on tentacle blood and jurassic bear skull monsters. And all of YOU will educate Kim and Ket on where the quote “We’re all a little crazy” came from. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in

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01:42:23

24: Ep. 24: 47 Meters Down: “The Tale of MAJOR...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/01/23

Kim tells Ket about 47 Meters Down starring Mandy Moore, Claire Holt and Matthew Modine. Listen, sometimes the cables that hold the cage, protecting you from surrounding sharks, and preventing you from falling 47 meters to the ocean floor, break. Sometimes microphones break too... So get your scuba tanks and your metaphorical tits out and let’s get our nitrogen narcosis on! *DISCLAIMER: Seriously, there were tech problems and we lost Kim’s audio. But, friend of the podcast, Brian Sharpe was able to

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01:52:32

23: Ep. 23: Exorcist III: “The Tale of Detective Burns”

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/01/16

Ket tells Kim about The Exorcist 3 starring George C. Scott, Ed Flanders and Brad Dourif. We’ll confront Kim about her budding schizophrenia… or possession. It’s unclear. Fabio will make an appearance as an angel. We’ll learn the science of possession and try out a new nickname for our fans. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Detective Burns will live or die in Exorcist 3. Dir. William Peter Blatty Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the

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01:53:23

22: Ep. 22 CAM: “The Tale of Fancy Girls Live in the...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/01/09

Ket tells Kim about the Netflix hit CAM starring Madeline Brewer, Patch Darragh, and Melora Walters. We’ll learn about Kim’s history of dating baby ghosts and Kim will teach us the recipe for her kid-friendly meal: spinach in milk. We’ll dive into Kim’s esteemed career as a real hand model and Ket’s failed career as a foot model. And Ket will have to explain to Kim what a DVD store is. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in CAM. Dir. Daniel Goldhaber Get acquainted

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21: Ep. 21 The Orphanage: “The Tale of Double Dings...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2019/01/02

Kim tells Ket about The Orphanage starring Belen Rueda, Fernando Cayo, and Roger Princep. Kim will adamantly tell her that ‘double ding’ just isn’t gonna happen. Stop trying to make double ding happen, Ketryn! The girls will definitely get the theme to Growing Pains stuck in your head (you’re welcome!) and Ketryn will be shamed by Kim about her fear of old wooden toys. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in The Orphanage. Dir. J.A. Bayona Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS

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01:52:38

20: Ep. 20 Black Christmas (2006): “The Tale of...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2018/12/26

Ket tells Kim about the 2006 remake of Black Christmas starring Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Oliver Hudson. We’ll learn about ancient pagan winter solstice rituals, the anatomy of eyeballs, and brothel laws of yore. We’ll use a new vocab word: ‘Kimming.’ But let’s be honest, both Kim AND Ket did their fair share of kimming back in the day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Black Christmas Dir. Glen Morgan Donate to our holiday Fund for The National Network

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19: Ep. 19 Krampus: “The Tale of National Lampoon’s...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2018/12/19

Kim tells Ket about Krampus starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, and David Koechner. We’ll learn about how Ket unsuccessfully attempted to seduce Adam Scott and how Kim and Ket have every intention of seducing Toni Collette. We’ll get a horror movie within a horror movie when Ket discovers Kim’s mail pile. But most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Krampus. Dir. Michael Dougherty Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the

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01:46:39

18: Ep. 18 The Babysitter: “The Tale of Intergalactic...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2018/12/12

Ket tells Kim about The Babysitter starring Judah Lewis, Samara Weaving, and Bella Thorne. Ketryn will be betrayed by Kim when she learns something about Kim’s past she’d never heard before. The girls will also learn that the award they won for the movie they made together is a very useful weapon and Ket will get a girl boner (a vag-oner, if you will) for a blond girl. Meanwhile, Kim will come down, strongly, on the side of ‘anti-tarantulas’. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in

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01:58:24

17: Ep. 17 Happy Death Day: “The Tale of Having Been...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2018/12/05

Kim tells Ket about Happy Death Day starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, and Ruby Modine. We’ll take a walk of success through Kim & Ket’s college days and learn that babies are RUTHLESS! Ket will have an emotional breakthrough as she “Ebenezer Scrooges” with a stone-cold bitch. So grab your MGPF and let’s wish Kim a Happy Death (Birth)day! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Happy Death Day. Dir. Christopher Landon Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM

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16: Ep. 16 The Wicker Man: “The Tale of Icolas Age”

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2018/11/28

Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, and Leelee Sobieski. We’ll learn that there is a time limit on how long you can leave liquor with the girls before it done gets drunk… but not as drunk as poor little freshman, Sean (Don’t drink the ‘WhatNot’!). So grab your carrier pigeon as we follow ‘Icolas Age’ through Summersisle where he asks zero follow up questions. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in The Wicker Man. Dir. Neil LaBute Get

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15: Ep. 15 Halloween 2018: “The Tale of Trespantsing...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2018/11/21

Kim AND Ket tell their special guest Maya Stojan about the NEW Halloween (2018), starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer and Andi Matichak. Though she didn’t have experience with Halloween while growing up in Switzerland, we will learn that Maya’s ruthlessness knows no limits as she out ‘final girls’ us all! They’ll reveal their complicated relationship with “The Brits” and wish a very happy birthday to the OG Scream Queen, Jamie Lee Curtis! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Maya Stojan would live

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01:56:05

14: Ep. 14 Train to Busan: “The Tale of Baby’s 1st...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2018/11/14

Kim tells Ket about Train to Busan, starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, and Ma Dong-seok. Kim will try her hand, yet again, at scaring her cyber date, Adam. We’ll get a sneak peak at the girls’ new infomercial and learn where zombies stand on gun control, all while getting our heart strings pulled by a 10 to 35 year old little girl. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die on the Train to Busan. Dir. Yeon Sang-ho Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at

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