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Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2023, 2024 & 2025!*We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” -

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All Episodes

00:11:57

Join FFP On a Royal Caribbean Cruise?!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/07/01

And we’re going to a bat mitzvah in 1050 days!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:19

We See You Picking Your Nose!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/28

You’re in your car! And the glass is clear! Dum dums!! And chocolate and is all this travel meaningful to our kids?!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:18

That’s NOT Iced Tea!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/27

Beware of cast off bottles, they’re full of something that is not iced tea! And have you ever heard of the party catheter?! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:12:37

Mr. Big’s Claddagh Ring Says: I’m Available! (And...

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/26

Lyric Lowdown! And don’t buy us cheap ass pool toys, we don’t want em!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:14:55

Picking Up a Max-iPad at Best Buy!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/25

Mouth breathing, bun hair and stupid shit we say to make each other laugh…even when we’re not there!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:14:31

Mario Batali! Guy Fieri! And Sara Moulton!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/24

And ban the 3/4 length sleeve shirt!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:18

Ram That Deer!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/21

And you wanna borrow a Bop It? Message us! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:55

We Are So Repulsive!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/20

And get out your big big wheel and meet us on the streets!! Love you!!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:59

Buffalo Bills Mafia? No! The Buffalo Bills Yakuza!!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/19

Join the Japanese mafia! And an ethical dilemma at a drug deal?!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:10:44

Dolly Parton Sings the Soundtrack of Our Life!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/18

And dental records?! Lies, lies, lies!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:14:27

It’s Parenting Season!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/17

And heads up doesn’t mean heads up!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:07

Working at the Fudge Factory!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/14

Tootsie rolls!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:14:37

We Love Our Friends (Redux)!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/13

And put on a helmet already! And our next date night: at Wegmans! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:14:57

Otis Spunkmeyer: Siren! Beware!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/12

And David is jealous of Crumbl cookies!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:16

Show Me Your Picture!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/11

And you should compost, then we’ll like you! And maybe crows will like us one day!!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:15:10

Julia Roberts! Phony!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/10

Life lessons from David’s dad and nana!!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:13:36

Johnnie Cochran and That Ping Pong Game!

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/07

And whose body do I have?!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:14:48

Free A.J.! (The Last Lunch Lad Episode til Fall!)

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/06

David stirs up trouble at the kids' school. And think twice before you put on those shorts!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:15:35

Hitchhiker Sex! (Lyric Lowdown: Heart!!)

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/05

And Vanilla Ice! Call David Vanilla! And our wonderful magical eyes!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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00:11:41

Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger! (Twins!)

Fully Functional Parents ·

2024/06/04

Twins! Cologne! And Julie Ann Moore's stolen car!! Follow us! Won't you be sad if you don't? Then you can't say you were an early adopter of FFP! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fullyfunc/message

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