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Kris Humphries says goodbye to his season and his wife. Headlines: Tim Tebow lost his groove, Tony LaRussa quits while he's ahead, Manager of the Year: Exposed, troll jivia, baseball is a Japanese rock garden, NBA won't play a full season, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian split, Ndamukong Sue plays too rough. Sketches: Ndamukong's meeting, Kris Kardashian hits rock bottom. Weird Sports: Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake. Valiant Prophecies: Kansas St. v. Oklahoma St., South Carolina v

Here's a tip: Don't have a deaf bullpen manager. Headlines: Tim Tebow tops Tolphins, MSU gives Joel an orgasm, BCS predictions, NBA gets all NBA Jams-ish, golf finally changes a rule, club houses go dry, Bill Buckner ball doesn't sell. Sketches: MLB Pitcher Mishap, IndyCar Rule Changes. Weird Sports: Bog Snorkeling. Valiant Prophecies: MSU v. Nebraska, Oklahoma v. Kansas St., Patriots v. Steelers.

The Lions are the kings of the jungle. Headlines: Lions are 5-0, Tim Tebow takes the Broncos, NBA still not happening, Sydney Crosby cleared for contact. Sketches: The Sandlot, Bad Pitcher. Weird Sports: Man Versus Horse Marathon. Valiant Prophecies: Lions v. 49ers, Cowboys v. Patriots, Arizona St. v. Oregon, Oklahoma St. v. Texas, Michigan v. Michigan St.

The sports world gets PC as the NBA gets MIA. Headlines: NBA still probably not happening, Hank Williams Jr. is no longer ready for some football, Brett Favre disses Aaron Rogers, Robin Ventura manages the White Sox, no more Rays fans, a squirrel ruins baseball. Sketches: Slamma Jamma, FIFA 2012. Weird Sports: ‘Ice’ Hockey. Valiant Prophecies:Lions v. Bears, Oklahoma v. Texas, NHL predictions: Swampbugs v. Santa Clauses.

Comedy writer Jacob Harper (Top Story! Weekly) talks Cardinals, Cardinals, and Cardinals. Headlines: Red Sox and Braves self-destruct, NBA still locked out, Paralympics update, and Detroits mobile strip club. Sketches: Nascar schedule, Ozzie Guillen’s first press conference as the Marlins’ manager, Donovan McNabb post-game. Weird Sports: Cow Fighting. Valiant Prophecies: Tigers v. Yankees, Rangers v. Rays, Phillies v. Cardinals, D-backs v. Brewers

Writer Rick Paulas (Wired, ESPN.com, Vice.com) talks fandom in LA, the Chicago White Sox downfall, and Fantasy Sports. Headlines: NFL faking injuries, Tony Romo's punctured lung, Mike Madano retires, peewee Ultimate Fighting, another LeBron James award, NHL concussions, WNBA M.I.P. award. Sketch: Mariano Rivera's 602 Major League Save. Weird Sports: Toe Wrestling. Valiant Prophecies: Oklahoma State v. Texas AM, Wisconsin v. South Dakota