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Life"s a Pitch Podcast

Life"s a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! Do you like the show? Want to help it continue to improve and evolve? Want to get extra content? Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast

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00:44:59

Deleted Scenes: Winnie The Shit (With Charlie...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/11/03

Joe & Charlie help us pitch a haunted S-Club 7 revival and we talk about the terrible legacy of dead-eyed and dour grown-up versions of children's classics. This is the deleted scenes from episode 298 of the main Life's a Pitch podcast, if this is your first time listening, you might be better off going back to the main episode beforehand!

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00:55:37

Epiosode 298: That Ghost Witnessed My Terrible...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/31

This week we're joined by Charlie Gascoyne and Joe Thompson to pitch haunting movies and end up pitching the scariest concept ever, US interventionism. Other movies pitched: The Shed - Lloyd Grossman and Danny Devito just want to leave politics behind as they move to Jersey, but when they start to develop the land they've bought, the shed has other ideas. The Creep of Hellshit Lake - We think this is about polution and colonialism? You tell us.

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00:38:09

Deleted Scenes: One Man's Mission To Get Banned From...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/26

Eden MW joins us to pitch even more Hammer Horror movies, as we create a terrifying Scottish vampire movie without any vampires. Scary in that we're scared of the repercussions from our Scottish friends. We also do a shallow-dive into the genre, and Tom gets a... compliment? This is the deleted scenes from episode 297 of the main Life's a Pitch podcast, if this is your first time listening, we recommend you go back and listen to the main episode, it'll make much more sense!

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00:53:47

Episode 297: The Chicken That Ate Too Much (With Eden...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/24

Yep, it's a Hammer Horror movie. That's right, because it's got Christopher Lee in it. Eden MW (of EdensThings)joins us to pitch some very campy Hammer Horror movies, what results is a what happens when Chicken Little meets the Cloverfield universe. Films also pitched: Mambo Number 666 - It turns out that the story behind those lyrics is a recipe, a recipe for an abomination. Embrace the Crisp - This one is basically us talking about Gary Lineker the Crisp Goblin

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00:22:10

Deleted Scenes: Lettuce Head (With Pip Mason)

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/19

We pitch another slasher movie about a hipster-fixated farmer, and dive deep into the genre with our guest expert Pip Mason

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00:56:56

Episode 296: Saw Face (With Pip Mason)

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/17

This week we're continuing spooktober with Slasher Movies! Pip Mason gives us expert advice on the genre as we follow a wannabe slasher trying to make his name on the scene as a brutal murderer to very little success. Other movies pitched: Violence isn't about "why", it's about "why not?" - Jim Carey needs help breaking out of his shell, but does his mysterious hypnotherapist have ulterior motives? 8 Skulls in a Trenchcoat - It's 1999 and the worlds edgiest costume is everywhere, a terrible fate

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00:20:46

Deleted Scenes: The House From Another Street (With...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/12

This week, we're on an interdimensional mission to a very different street, Dave discovers something brand new about condiments, and there's a LOT of toilet talk while Matt is away on a bathroom break.

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Episode 295: The Weird Smell In The Fridge... (With...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/10

This week we've finally pitched a movie title so long that it doesn't fit in soundcloud's title box! Dave Bulmer joins us once again to pitch some cosmic horror movies, and we end up creating the most awful anti-piracy measure known to man. Also pitched this week: Everything is Worms Now and I Don't Like It - A move to a bucolic (and cheap) new village starts to go wrong for Martin Freeman. It's about being stingy with money... we think. The Moon Endlessly Screams For You - Neil (Ryan Gosling) is

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00:37:44

Deleted Scenes: Three Gremlins In A Trenchcoat (With...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/05

This week, there's music, history and action! Dave Bulmer joins us to pitch a movie about things going wrong in WW1 and nominative determinism. Then we ask the question "Which Hymns Slap the Hardest?" (Featuring some of young-dave's own work)and piece together the history of Fairy Tales

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00:59:10

Episode 294: Don't Look At Me While I'm Stealing...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/10/02

This week we're joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch some Fairytale movies! Kristen Bell is a lawyer hired to make the perfect wish for Ewan McGregor, but will the power he gets make him dangerously unstoppable? Honourable Mentions: Big Brother Goose - The scions of the Mother Goose storytelling family have big flippery boots to fill, but their rivalry could endanger the whole town. 7 Landlords - What if Snow White had found her way to a much more financially exploitative clearing in the forest? This

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00:45:22

Deleted Scenes: Sim City The Movie

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/28

We pitch one more video game movie, then discuss how to fix every video game movie, one at a time. If this is your first time listening, the Deleted Scenes are extra pitches and conversation from the Life's a Pitch Podcast! If you're new, we recommend listening to the main show first.

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00:47:10

Episode 293: Fall Guys

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/25

This week we pitched some videogame movies ending in a cynical Hollywood compromise with the most popular streaming game in the world. Other movies pitched - Untitled Goose Film: Celebrity Gardener Simon Pegg's career is going down the pan, but what is the mysterious force controlling his destiny, and can he stop this monster before his life is ruined? No. Phillip and his best friend the Goop: A great game-to-movie translation with a classic style platformer and Wayne Knight as a desperate

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00:56:58

Deleted Scenes: The Cryptids Of Sheffield

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/21

We pitch another cryptid movie, this time an RPG sourcebook that's haunted by Lin Manuel Miranda in "Monster Manuel" We also talk about Old Ben Solo and have a chat about our local cryptids!

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00:59:36

Episode 292: The Search For Vape Ape

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/18

This week we're pitching Cryptid movies! A vietnam war movie goes awry in The Search for Vape Ape Also pitched this week: I married Mothman - Kristen Wiig meets her high-school sweetheart at makeout point, but will this fairytale romance stand up to his demanding career as Mothman? Chupacabra: Legend of the Goat Sucker - The old crypid are going out of fashion. can Chupacabra, the most low-stakes cryptid (Joe Pesci) turn his ailing career around?

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00:57:23

Deleted Scenes: The Craveable, Disgusting,...

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/14

Sometimes at Life's a Pitch, we stop being complete idiots, and start thinking earnestly about tropes and the language of cinema. That's why this week we're joined by Jenny Garner to talk about food as it's used in movies. and honestly it's almost an hour of pretty thoughtful discussion on the topic. We hope you enjoy it.

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00:58:44

Episode 291: God Is Dead It's Now Worm Time

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/11

This week we pitch movies featuring food, based on titles given to us by YOU! God is Dead It's Now Worm Time is a Young-adult movie which worms rule the world, but will this culinary dystopia last forever? Other movies pitched: My Summer at Chicken Broth Lake - When it becomes clear that capitalism rules at this summer camp. Frankie Muniz must find a way to reclaim the joy of the outdoors from the oppressive factory owners. Butter Cop: Mads Mikkelsen is facing discrimination from the big city

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00:47:30

Deleted Scenes: MVB - Most Valuable Baby

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/07

This week we pitch a sports movie about how an administrative error changed the literal 'face' of ice hockey forever. We also discuss sports that are needlessly complex, and rename some American Football teams. The Deleted Scenes podcast is made from the many off-topic goofs and tangents that don't make it into Life's a Pitch. if this is your first time listening, we suggest you go back and listen to the main episode!

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00:51:19

Episode 290: Owen Goal

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/09/04

This week we pitch Sports movies despite knowing little-to-nothing about sports. Other movies pitched this week: The Real Hunger Games (Inside the world of competitive eating) - A documentary exposing the pyramid scheme which solved world hunger by co-opting the mechanics of American excess. The Talking Trophy - Willem Dafoe is back, in trophy form! A psychological thriller that was almost Macbeth but comes out much better than Macbeth in our opinion. Take that, Shakespeare!

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00:47:57

Deleted Scenes: I Didn't Want To Set The World On Fire

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/08/31

In this week's deleted scenes, we explore the idea of the post-apocalypse genre, and imagine how it would actually work as we inch ever closer to it. The deleted scenes podcast features a bunch of goofs, pitches and musings that were cut from the main Life's a Pitch podcast, if this is your first time listening, it's best to start with a main episode first!

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00:58:52

Episode 289: Raiders Of Area 51

Life"s a Pitch Podcast ·

2020/08/28

This week we've been pitching post apocalyptic movies! In 2019 we failed to storm area 51, but now, in 2119 we will finally succeed! Other movies pitched: The Last Tom Cruise - All the Toms are invited, but will they get along out on the ocean? Attack of the Comet that Knew Karate - He's a real asshole, but will Neil Patrick Harris be goaded into attacking him?

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