Classic Metal Show

9:45

The USC National Champion who became a Cartel Boss? 🏈❄️

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/29

“He was not good enough to play, but he... became the drug dealer for the football team. And he did.”[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]Listen, I just watched “Cocaine Quarterback” on Amazon Prime and my brain is melted. This dude Owen Hanson was a “regular nobody” who walked onto Pete Carroll’s USC team just to get girls and party, then realized he was better at selling gear than playing ball.He goes from the sidelines of national

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198:10

The Classic Metal Show LIVE! 12/20/25

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/29

“I shot my wife and her mom and her stepdad. Cold-blooded murder this afternoon. Each twice in the head.”We are closing out the year with a total mental health check on the industry. We’ve got Dave Mustaine writing lyrics that sound like a head injury , Hayley Williams trying to police her audience while Chris kicks her out of Cleveland , and the most insane 90-second murder confession you will ever witness.Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99

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6:22

YOUR TV IS SLOW AS HELL. FIX IT FOR $25.

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/28

BUY THE ROKU 4K STREAMING STICK HERE: https://amzn.to/48XDHF1“So this here, you buy the Roku stick, you plug it into the HDMI port, boom, you speed up your TV. Simple as that.”[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]Listen up, bro. If you’re sitting there waiting for Netflix to load on a 5-year-old LG or Samsung, you’re doing it wrong. Chris found the ultimate cord-cutter’s late Christmas gift: a 4K Roku stick for 50% off. It’s $25. That’s

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119:40

WTF Were We Thinking?! The Old CMS Was F***ing...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/27

Chris and Neeley are reminiscing about the early days of The Classic Metal Show, and Chris drops a story that will make you spit out your beer. You wouldn’t believe the lengths we went to for content back then... including calling a rock star after he was dead and getting his voicemail. What the hell were we thinking?! Bro, the sheer disrespect... but we can’t stop laughing 🤘😂.This show is powered by Mötley Crüe - CRUCIAL CRUE: THE STUDIO ALBUMS 1981-1989 on Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4oj3f4Q.Want

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50:15

THE WILDEBEEST: She Doesn't Shave OR Wear Deodorant.

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/27

Chris and Neeley rip into the story of a singer who confessed she doesn’t shave ANYTHING and doesn’t wear deodorant —making her a “wildebeest” with a “tarantula in her shorts”. This leads straight into a full-scale assault on censorship and “toxic masculinity” as they defend Gene Simmons for asking an interviewer if she still models.The chaos is proudly powered by Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off.Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives +

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50:15

THE WILDEBEEST: She Doesn't Shave OR Wear Deodorant.

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/27

🚨 WARNING: PURE CHAOS AND RAGE-BAIT AHEAD! 🚨Chris and Neeley rip into the story of a singer who confessed she doesn’t shave ANYTHING and doesn’t wear deodorant —making her a “wildebeest” with a “tarantula in her shorts”. This leads straight into a full-scale assault on censorship and “toxic masculinity” as they defend Gene Simmons for asking an interviewer if she still models.The chaos is proudly powered by Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20%

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44:13

Drunk Cop Gropes Colleagues, Gets FIRED. It's His FAULT!

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/27

🚨 NEELEY RAGES: IT’S HIS FAULT SHE GOT FIRED! 🚨A drunken female police officer groped two colleagues, and Neeley is losing his mind not because she got fired, but because the male officer reported her! Bro, she wanted to get FUCKED. Take advantage, don’t report her, you dummy!The chaos is proudly powered by Rush - 50 BOX SET - https://amzn.to/44XV0DS.Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere:► Locals:

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10:55

IS ROKU TRASH?! Why Their “New” 2025 Interface Is An...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/26

[Sponsor: Van Halen - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1976-1992 - https://amzn.to/4oaeFqr]Look, we all know Roku was the “first in” and they dominated for a reason—the shit actually works. But Chris Akin is FED UP with the 2025 “updates.” While Apple is out here giving you a clean, 10x better interface, Roku is busy figuring out how to shove more ads down your throat.They finally rolled out a feature that rearranges your apps based on what you watch, but Chris smells a rat. Is it for your convenience, or

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28:35

GLUCIFER’S BFF LIFELINE: WHY THEY HATED EACH OTHER...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/26

“And I was like, oh my god, I really love getting back with these people.” Wait till you hear WHY they said it... bro, they didn’t even talk for a DECADE after the band folded! That is NOT how you expect a reunion story to start.BUY GLUECIPHER’S SAME DRUG NEW HIGH HERE: https://store.spv.de/products/gluecifer-same-drug-new-high-exclusive-lp-splatter-red-black-whiteChris Akin sits down with Glucifer frontman Biff Malibu to talk about the band’s 21-year hiatus and the new release, Same Drug, New High

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93:18

THE WILDEBEEST: She Doesn't Shave OR Wear Deodorant +...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/25

🚨 WARNING: PURE CHAOS AND RAGE-BAIT AHEAD! 🚨Chris and Neeley rip into the story of a singer who confessed she doesn’t shave ANYTHING and doesn’t wear deodorant —making her a “wildebeest” with a “tarantula in her shorts”. This leads straight into a full-scale assault on censorship and “toxic masculinity” as they defend Gene Simmons for asking an interviewer if she still models.The chaos is proudly powered by Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20%

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9:56

The Cord-Cutting Lie: YouTube TV’s New Plan to Rob You 💸

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/25

YouTube TV is now the biggest “cable” provider on the planet, and they’re celebrating by launching 10+ new pricing plans. Chris Akin explains why this “a la carte” move is just a psychological trick to keep you paying $200 a month once you factor in the damn internet bill. If you aren’t watching live sports or the news, why the hell are you still subsidizing them?01:26 - ESPN Unlimited & the Sports Tier. 03:40 - The $83/month reality check. 07:33 - Why local channels are going to disappear.Want

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123:16

"NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR POLITICS!" Chris...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/24

BRO, rage fueled by the best! This episode is brought to you by Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off. Drink coffee strong enough to survive a Chris Rant! 🤘WHAT. THE. HELL. Gene Simmons had a massive faux pas calling Ace Frehley “dead” due to “bad decisions.” Neeley and Chris are tearing into The Demon, surprisingly agreeing with some of Eddie Trunk’s reaction for once! 🤯But hold your beer, because the real chaos starts when they get to the

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21:34

TRIUMPH 50TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR... BUT THEY'RE NOT...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/24

“And by the way, we’re not doing any triumph songs, Chris. We’re just doing covers. We’re going to do Guess Who, Rush, and April Wine, okay?” I totally just spat my coffee and broke my phone tilting it to check that quote. Wait till you hear WHY they said it...GET TRIUMPH - AN ALL STAR TRIBUTE ON VINYL HERE: https://amzn.to/3MPP6xKChris Akin sits down with Triumph’s Mike Levine and Gil Moore to drop the big news on the surprise 50th Anniversary Tour. Gil, a noted technology junkie , spills the beans

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119:40

WE CALLED A DEAD ROCK STAR'S PHONE. IT ANSWERED. +...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/23

Chris and Neeley are reminiscing about the early days of The Classic Metal Show, and Chris drops a story that will make you spit out your beer. You wouldn’t believe the lengths we went to for content back then... including calling a rock star after he was dead and getting his voicemail. What the hell were we thinking?! Bro, the sheer disrespect... but we can’t stop laughing 🤘😂.This show is powered by Mötley Crüe - CRUCIAL CRUE: THE STUDIO ALBUMS 1981-1989 on Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4oj3f4Q.Want

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9:20

Subject: $108 BILLION Hostile Takeover? Warner Says...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/22

[Sponsor: Black Sabbath - SABOTAGE COLLECTOR’S EDITION BOX SET - https://amzn.to/45gHgDc]The streaming wars just went NUCLEAR. Warner Brothers Discovery just spurned a massive hostile bid from Paramount/Skydance, and the accusations are flying! Chris Akin dives into the corporate greed as Netflix and Paramount try to gut HBO for its content.Netflix wants the NFL, the WWE, and your soul. Meanwhile, Apple is sitting in the corner failing with “Ted something.” It’s a bloodbath, and your wallet is the

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69:18

The Classic Metal Show LIVE 12/13/25 (Full Show)

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/22

Neeley and Chris are dropping F-bombs and spilled beer talking about the dark ages of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW. No internet? No problem! Except, wait... it was a fucking disaster! 😂 They’re pulling the curtain back on the early days, the people they met and lost, and how they adjusted to this “internet thing.” You gotta hear Chris’s Triumph interview story, too. This is pure nostalgia and pure chaos. WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?!WHAT. THE. HELL. Gene Simmons had a massive faux pas calling Ace

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9:08

Chappelle says Saudi Arabia is FREE? America is...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/21

“He talked a good deal about how there’s more freedom to be yourself in Saudi Arabia than here. Because when you do comedy here, when you tell a joke here, you’re always taking the risk of being canceled.”[Sponsor: Metallica - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1988-1994 - https://amzn.to/4phEFBg]Dave Chappelle just dropped a surprise special called The Unstoppable and it’s pure chaos. Chris Akin dives into why this isn’t just a “comedy” special—it’s Dave in “storyteller mode” telling the world to kiss his

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14:44

VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER: Jake Paul’s Jaw is GONE!

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/20

[Sponsor: Van Halen - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1976-1992 - https://amzn.to/4oaeFqr]Bro, did you see that?! Anthony Joshua saved the entire sport of boxing last night. If he had lost to the “YouTube guy,” it was game over for the elites. Chris dives into the absolute carnage, the rigged-looking “low blow” timeouts, and the fact that Netflix’s commentary team was basically a Jake Paul fan club while he was spitting teeth.Want tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO

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130:28

B-52s' Retirement FAIL, Scromiting, & Frosty's Dark...

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/19

Didn’t The B-52s already retire? They’re back on tour! Neeley and Chris also talk about country legend Billy Don Burns’ bizarre self-attack and a new, terrible cannabis side effect called “scromiting.” Plus, the holiday classic is ruined: hear the shocking true-life legend of Frosty The Snowman’s voice actor!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium

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7:20

STOP PAYING FOR CABLE JUNK! 📺🔥

Classic Metal Show ·

2025/12/18

“Writing me a check for a hundred thousand dollars as a donor... whatever you choose to do, do it, all right?”[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE → Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]Look, we all have that “background noise” show. For Chris, it’s Law & Order. But paying for YouTube TV or cable just to watch reruns is freaking insanity when FAST channels (Free Ad-supported Streaming TV) are out here killing the game. Chris breaks down why platforms like XUMO are actually

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