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TBM-2509.01 – Mermaid Minute – Happy Labor Day

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2025/09/01

You think mermaids just sit on rocks all day looking glamorous? Please. This ocean doesn’t run itself.

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2:51

TBM-2508.31 – Mermaid Minute: Happy Tails

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2025/08/31

But here’s the thing: thirty-one days is the challenge, and I showed up with twenty-nine shiny splashes of podcast sass. And in mermaid math, that still counts as a win.

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2:57

TBM-2508.30 – Mermaid Minute: Jaws Is 50

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2025/08/31

Because clearly the best way to honor the movie that made half the world afraid to swim is to make the shark literally jump out of the screen at you.

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TBM-2508.29 – Mermaid Minute – Underwater Dental Care

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2025/08/29

And flossing? Seaweed works fine, but we prefer jelly strands — extra slippery, biodegradable, and if you’re lucky, bioluminescent. Nothing says “fresh breath” like a glow-in-the-dark smile.

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TBM-2508.28: Mermaid Minute -Storms We Cannot Swim...

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2025/08/29

I’ll be honest, my brave little barnacles: I’m angry. I’m sad. And I’m confused. Because from where I swim, it looks like weapons are valued more than children. And that thought makes my saltwater boil.

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TBM-2508.27 – Mermaid Minute: The Merangutan Question

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2025/08/27

Way back in the Miocene Epoch, a small group of primates took one look at the water and said: “Yes, let’s stay.” Thus began the aquatic line.

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TBM-2508.26 -Mermaid Minute Bonus: 19th Amendment

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2025/08/27

So today, we remember the women who marched, protested, and risked it all to crack open those voting booths. And we also honor the ones who had to keep fighting long after 1920, because justice doesn’t always arrive on time.

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TBM-2508.26 – Mermaid Minute: On Disney and...

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2025/08/26

We do NOT comb our hair with forks. We know the difference between combs and cutlery, thank you very much

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2:44

TBM-2508.25 – Mermaid Minute: Rainbow-Crosswalks and...

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2025/08/25

Painting over a rainbow doesn’t erase the people who live it, love it, and shine it every single day. That’s like trying to paint over the tide. The water’s just going to wash back in.

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TBM2508.24 – MermaidMinute: The Gulf of Mexico

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2025/08/25

Here in the water, we know the Gulf’s true name because it’s written in the currents, sung in whale-song, and traced in the migrations of sharks. Try to rename a living body of water? That’s like trying to rename the moon and expecting the tides to care.

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TBM-2508.24 – In the Tub with Jack Mangan

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2025/08/24

Jack would love to be a science rockstar.(The explicit version of this interview can be found on my patreon site. )

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TBM-2508.23-Mermaid Minute-Sand Dollars and Nonsense

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2025/08/24

But then inflation hit, and suddenly every tidepool toddler with a bucket of shells thought they were a millionaire.

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2:36

TBM-2508.21 – Mermaid Minute: Mermaid Eldercare

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2025/08/22

We wrinkle, we slow down, we get cranky about currents that “aren’t what they used to be.”

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2:26

TBM-2508.20 – Mermaid Minute: Keeping our Voices...

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2025/08/20

Actual Women of the Sea do not give up their voices to attract a mate. Not for a crown, not for a castle, not even for an all-you-can-eat buffet of sea cucumbers.

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TBM-2508.19 – Mermaid Minute: The Great Jellyfish Debate

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2025/08/20

Ah, jellyfish. The eternal mystery blobs of the sea. Today we wrestle with one of life’s big undersea questions: what exactly are they?

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TBM-250818 – Mermaid Minute: Landwalker Sea Shows

The Bathtub Mermaid ·

2025/08/18

Today I’m answering a question from my Landwalker friend Steve, who asked: “What does MeMe think of landwalking television shows like Stargate: Atlantis, SeaQuest DSV, Nautilus, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and Man From Atlantis?”

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TBM-2508.17 – Mermaid Minute: Birthday Bestowals

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2025/08/17

Now, today is a very special tide on the calendar — it’s my birthday! And in the spirit of Actual Woman of the Sea generosity, I’m not asking for gifts… I’m giving them. Well, wishes. But still. Let’s go.

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TBM-2508.16 – Mermaid Minute: The Last Tide

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2025/08/16

The funeral itself isn’t about burial. We don’t put anyone in the sand. We build a shell barge — decorated with what they loved — and let the current take them. Aunt Coral had strings of pearls and her favorite coral comb. Old Finnback? A treasure chest full of maps he never used, because that man never admitted he was lost.

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TBM-2508.15 – Mermaid Minute: Marketing Mishaps

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2025/08/16

The Starbucks mermaid? Nice girl, terrible swimmer. She’s been treading water in the same pose since 1971.

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TBM-202508.14 – Mermaid Minute – Welcome to Octlantis

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2025/08/14

Yesterday’s bustling Octopus’s Garden becomes tomorrow’s empty patch of sand.. They call it “relocation.” I call it “ghosting, but with eight arms.”

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