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PODCAST

Braised Bits

Jesse Eigner and Lance Pauker are two comedy chefs in New York City. On stage, they constantly cook up piping hot bits that might burn your mouth if you"re not careful. But in your earbuds, the bits are braised, slow cooked to precision and carefully considered. Braised Bits is an hour of observational humor, good humor ice cream bars, and even some Humor Esiason mixed in. We"re talking food, we"re talking sports, we"re talking awkward situations and the never-ending tide of technological

comedy improv

All Episodes

01:21:09

#32 Detlef Shrimp Cocktail

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2020/07/03

00:00-00:56- The chefs dip into the virtual podkitchen and begin episode thirty-two of Braised Bits. 00:56- 02:15 - Jesse raises the question to Lance if he would travel to space if it was a feasible option offense. 02:15- 3:11- Lance notices a Vincent Van Gogh print behind Jesse and reflects back on a joke invented by Zackary Snackery. 3:11- 4:04 - The chefs discuss the importance of communication skills and in person connections. 4:04-4:54- Lance is a guest on the Koppen with Comic pod and

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01:18:39

#31 Richard Kind Bar

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2020/06/26

00:00-3:15 -The chefs jump into the podkitchen and start cooking up episode thirty one. Jesse shares that his childhood house number was 31 and Lance talks about how is Dad ployed him into putting out Cookies Rojas for Santa Claus. 3:15-6:00 Lance and Jesse reflect back on their previous episode and how they agreed it was one of their Travis Best performances. 6:00-6:34- The chefs discuss the similarities and differences between King of Queens Hawaiian Rolls and Challah (back girl). 6:34- 17:54-

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01:34:14

#30 Tekashi Six Naan Bread (Top 9 Breads)

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2020/06/19

00:00- 5:11 - The comedy chefs jump into the podkitchen and discuss how their perception of ice aging has evolved. 5:11- 7:23 - Jesse and Lance reflect on how much they appreciate the Braiserbacks. 7:23- 24:33 - The chefs dive into their highlights which involve Jesse doing live standup for the first time in three months at a drive in comedy show. Lance did a lot of consuming, and the chefs talk Dave Chapelle's recent, urgent special. 24:33-1:13:18- Jesse and Lance reveal their top nine favorite

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01:24:28

#29 Elon Corn Husk (Top 9 Summer Foods)

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2020/06/12

00:00- 9:17 - The chefs get back into the kitchen after a bye week and discuss how they are feeling about the systemic racism and social unrest going on in America. 9:17-12:00- Jesse and Lance continue their conversation regarding racial inequality and look through the lens of sports to go deeper. 12:00-15:22 - The chefs explore the performative aspect of activism and how everyone now has a brand in 2020 that they need to uphold. 15:22- 23:22 - Lance and Jesse discuss their highlights from the past

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01:49:01

#28 Dan Dan Rather Noodles (Top 9 Cuisines of the World)

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2020/05/29

00:00- 3:47- The chefs light the match to the podcast iron skillet and begin to Dalvin Cook. Lance shares a tale of when he ran into NY Jet legend Curtis Martin. 3:47- 4:51 - The chefs reveal that they are braising the podcast in the morning for the first time. Jesse also discloses that he took a bath tub Richard Prior to the pod. 4:51- 6:47 - The chefs reminisce over some food pics and knowledge cher’d by top braizerback Jack Shneck. 6:47- 25:18 - Lances highlights from the past week involve him

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01:32:37

#27 Dr. Faucioccia Bread w/ Dylan Palladino (Top 6...

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2020/05/22

00:00-5:50- Lance and Jesse welcome their guest Dylan Palladino into the virtual podkitchen. The chefs introduce Staley Dylan to what a Braizerback is. 5:50-7:53 -Lance asks Dylan his opinion on the ongoing Borat “my wife” controversy that has been spicing up the podkitchen. 7:53- 15:26- Dylan explains his Thad Motto behind getting into podshape. Jesse provides some background behind his relationship with Bob Dylan Palladino. 15:26- 30:30- The chefs and Dylan jump into their highlights magazine

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01:10:39

#26 Pita Griffin w/ Nick Whitmer (Top 6 Foods to Cook...

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2020/05/15

00:00-2:43 - Jesse and Lance welcome fellow comedy chef Nick Whitmer as a guest into the virtual podkitchen. 2:43-4:33- Nick “cheesesteak wiz whit” Whitmer discusses his idea behind his cooking web series “Hungry Whit.” 4:33-6:58- Nick shares his opinion on cheese steak from Philly Mickelson. 6:58-8:53- Lance and Nick cher with the pod their favorite sandwiches which both happen to be from Philadelphia. 8:53-11:37- Lance and Nick aka Lick both talk about a Jake Gyllenhaall anecdote. 11:37-18:10 -

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01:29:51

#25 Bae of Salt Invasion (Top 9 Spices & Seasonings)

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2020/05/08

00:00- 2:27: The chefs whip out the podcast iron skillet and begin the episode with a nesquik chat about pokemon. 2:27- 5:10: Lance thanks the brazerbacks for all that they do and Jesse does some investigating regarding a Rey Mysterio post on the Braised Bits instagram. 5:10-6:25: Lance shares that he has been watching the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and was jarred by Mo Vince Vaughn aging. 6:25- 18:56- The chefs jump into their highlights from the previous week which include Lance orange

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01:25:37

#24 I Am Legend of the Hidden Temple (Top 9 NYC Places)

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2020/05/01

00:00-2:00- Lance lights the match to the podcast iron skillet and the chefs begin cooking a sizzling hot episode with a chat about the restaurant chain Sizzler. 2:00- 9:14- The chefs go over some Braizerback feedback from the last episode including a potential Bill big tuna Parcell's prank on Jesse. 9:14-19:59 - Jesse and Lance go over their highlights magazine which involve Jesse going on a Tim Raines rainy run and Lance putting his French speaking to the ron arTest with some virtual

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01:18:27

#23 Benny AgBialy (Top 9 Bagel Combinations)

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2020/04/24

NOTE: This was recorded during the Coronavirus quarantine, so the chefs are cooking virtually. 00:00- 3:55- Jesse and Lance hop into the podkitchen and shout out brazerbacks around the globe. Lance pulls a Summer Sanders and figures out how to see which US states brazerbacks are listening from. 3:55-6:00- Jesse shares some wack feedback and Lance ZAGAT reviews his previous pod performance. 6:00-9:00- The chefs discuss more pod feedback including an Amare Stoudemire stat correction and a carvel

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01:29:51

#22 NASDAQ Prescott (Top 9 Things We Miss About...

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2020/04/17

00:00-2:55- The chefs jump into the quarantine kitchen with a cold open where Lance describes the cool Nike net t-shirt that he is wearing as well as an anecdote about Kenny Atkinsons’ basketball camp. 2:55-7:30- The chefs shout out a top braiserback birthday and go over some positive/negative feedback from the previous episode. 7:30-9:05- Lance reveals the Susan boil and burn method he’s been using to cooking sausages. 9:05-17:00- The chefs discuss their highlights from the past week which include

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01:17:46

#21 Bitter Herb Williams / Tahini Meeny Miney Mo (Top...

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2020/04/10

Note: This was recorded during quarantine times, so the chefs are in the virtual kitchen. 00:00-13:25: The chefs chop up some Pesach bits as they reminisce over Rugrats Passover and talk virtual seders. 13:25-22:40: Highlights Magazine time. Jesse still has major beef brisket over not being invited to Lance's wedding, but takes solace in some gifted olive oil. Chef Lance talks about cooking outside of the podkitchen. 22:40-1:02:48: It's a sweet Top 9 as the chefs get salty over their top 9

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01:15:36

#20 Franz Coughka (Top 9 Movies)

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2020/04/03

NOTE: This was recorded during the Coronavirus quarantine, so the chefs are cooking virtually. 00:00-8:05: The chefs sign into the virtual podkitchen and Jesse immediately starts throwing One Shot style grenades at Lance's photo editing skills and Eric Seidel's density. Seidel fires back. 8:05- 16:15: The chefs share their highlights during the previous quarantined week. Lance shares his life-changing experience of becoming an old italian man and doing his laundry by hand. Chef Jesse makes some

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01:07:14

#19 Jon Fava-reau Bean Dip w/ Special Guest Kate (Top...

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2020/03/27

The chefs Zoom into their virtual kitchen with the help of Clearcast.io, as they welcome Kate, Lance's wife for a special quarantined episode of the pod. NOTE: It appears we cook too hot for internet, so we apologize for it being not of our usual quality. 00:00-10:45: The chefs connect via internet and adjust to their virtual kitchen. They welcome Kate, Lance's wife, to the pod, and Jesse learns that Kate is the true proprietor of the Podkitchen. 10:45-21:30: Highlights. Kate shares the major

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01:19:04

#18: Renaldo Balkman Walkman (Top 9 Household Chores)

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2020/03/20

Chefs Jesse and Lance are keeping the podkitchen open for takeout and delivery during this tough time. Come get your bits! 00:00-14:20: The chefs discuss the atlanta brave new world under quarantine, and shout-out a number of independently run NYC restaurants that could use some help during this time. 14:20-23:20: Jesse baskin robbins' in joy at the fact that Tom Brady is leaving New England. Lance feels well-rested in the time of corona. 23:20-1:08:55 The chefs get out that sanitizer and dish

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01:15:10

#17: Quaranteen Vogue (Top 9 Sauces)

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2020/03/13

The world may be stopping, but Lance and Jesse are BACK in the podcast iron skillet and cook up a saucy episode behind closed doors. 0:00-12:00: The chefs reopen the kitchen, and start cooking behind closed doors amid the societal-wide quentin quarantino. They discuss reuniting and the continued exploits of pod-nemesis Seidell. 12:00-24:30: Highlights. Jesse Berns up seaCaucus as he gets back into comedy. Lance eats a chicken cutlet sandwich. Lance gets a new barber (Jesse) 24:30-59:45: The chefs

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00:06:14

BONUS EPISODE: Seidel Speaks!

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2020/02/28

Pod nemesis and elusive gadfly Eric Seidel joins Lance in the podkitchen. Does he show his cards?? Listen to hear what the banker himself has to say about the Great Pod Reviews Contest, the level of cooking done by the comedy chefs, and how he Shoulders the responsibility of being the Pod nemesis. Straight from the mouth of Ramsey Michel himself. A must listen for diehard braiserbacks!

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01:14:56

#16 Order of the Joaquin w/ Guest Host Bassam Shawl...

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2020/02/21

Comedy Chef Bassam Shawl hoagies for Chef Jesse in this week's Braised Bits. He channels his inner Lance, which makes for a wild and crazy (kids) episode 00:00-7:45: The chefs cook up a unique flame. Bassam shares his love for Wegmans as he gets into the podcast iron skillet and Sabras the moment. 8:00-26:00: Lance and Bassam discuss the desperate energy of Valentine's day, which was quickly replaced by the positive and celebratory energy of a 3 day weekend. They are Kumon in hot here with talk

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01:16:00

#15 Amani Tumeric w/ Guest Host Nick Alex (Top 9...

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2020/02/07

00:00-08:00: Chef Lance introduces guest host Chef Nick, who is filling in for Jesse for the week. Chef Nick, a loch fitness monster who rides the major vegan expressway, quickly gets into pod shape 8:00-26:40: Highlights. Lance talks about being a road cat, doing shows in Massachusetts with former Braised Bits guest Bret a Manger. Nick shares some STDetails that positively turned out negative for him. 26:40-56:00: Nick shares a word from our sponsor, Pat's Monday shift at the Lantern. Lance shares

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01:13:08

#14 Pepperocini Pals w/ Lance Weiss and Jesse Perkins

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2020/01/31

Shows highlights: 00:00-8:30: Lance and Jesse introduce Lance and Jesse, and the smoke detector in the podkitchen starts blaring. It ceases to go off the entire episode 8:30-28:00 Highlights. With catlike reflexes, Jesse P shares a tale of visiting his folks back in California. Lance W. gets out of the city, does some shows in Yonkers, and gets everyone on the Pat Monahan Train.. Chef Jesse talks pretzel dogs in PA, and Chef Lance loves when tour-goers soak up knowledge in the pouring rain

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