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Two Dads Talking

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01:09:35

What is a Woman: Answered

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/04/24

Yup, we went there and actually answered the question. Plus, Tom is a hardcore conservative? Our wives are awesome, and Doug is a sociopath, confirmed by a third party burger eater.Show Links: The Issue that Sparked our Discussion I Think This Is the Two Gentlemen Tom Was Referencing? No Joke, It's Amazing Our brand spankin' new Patreon page is almost published! Check back here soon for the link! Get Some Merch! Check out the new Gen2 line! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap

57:26

How to Talk to Your Kids (and maybe how NOT to) About...

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/04/17

Bad driving, prop bets, Super Bowl predictions, bad AI robot replacements, and favorite post-apocalyptic movies. See how right (or wrong) we were, complete with new show structuring!Show Links (so many awesome movie summaries for you!): The Useless Web Gambling Problem? 12 Monkeys The Postman Zombieland I Am Legend The Rover The Book of Eli Snowpiercer (Tom's Favorite) Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad

01:11:10

Mr. Rogers and Jake Paul Had a Baby

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/04/10

Did you know the star of a current children's show got his start by literally defecating on a friend on camera? True story, and we're dumping all the details. We also cover the roles men can, will, or should take with children not their own. Also, what will our AI robot overlords actually do? Doug says flip burgers while Tom thinks cooler things. Finally, books and movie recommendations (sort of), a tease about the second worst fight of Tom's life (spoiler, he fought the Naked Koolaid Man), and it

01:27:06

Banana Truck Jokes, Dad Fails, and Death Machines...

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/04/03

Whoo boy did we go places this time. Like, we were probably this close to creating the podcasting singularity. Take a lovely little stroll with us as we discuss suicide pods and how that tech could be used for much better things, personal liberty, The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, banana truck jokes, and Tom's dark stoner poker acquaintance. Don't worry, we also tossed in a Dad Fail or two. Tally ho!Show Links: The Pods In Question Pods in Question, Link #2! Right to Jail The Social

36:55

Dads Need Help Too

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/03/27

We start by establishing that Doug is the stupider one, and Tom revels in his past predictions. But our focus this week is our own personal Dadness and what it means to us, a dad shoutout, and gracing / cursing our listeners with more dad jokes than your doctor recommends.Show Links: Look, Doug and Rachel Green Are the Same Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at

51:32

Don't Poop on People's Windshields

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/03/20

Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshields, and Tom's dog is only worth three squeakies.Show Links: Aiming for 100 Children 19 Kids and Counting TV Show Super Mario Bros. Trailer Get Some

58:33

How You Break is Important (or, Timothy Olyphant and...

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/03/13

We start with accepting the fact that we're nothing like Insane Clown Posse (sorry). But you'll probably get through it by hearing why the Inside Out movie being even better than you think, Doug's completely unsubstantiated theory on Epstein, the Toy Box Killer, Timothy Olyphant, serial killers, and what it takes to be a good man.Show Links: Inside Out beginning Bio - The Toy Box Killer (David Parker Ray) Timothy Olyphant So Hot Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the

01:33:25

Be Your Own Kind of Weird

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/03/06

We start by remembering Krista Martin, and then get to hear Tom's Ass-Ankle story, which happened during the REAL Oktoberfest! As if that weren't enough, we also traverse personality types, favorite insults, Doug's own ankle adventure and resulting scooter social trauma, and Robot Chicken.Krista Martin Band Geek Scholarship Show Links: Trailer For Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever What If Sports Robot Chicken - Starbucks Robot Chicken - Tooth Fairy Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff

01:34:44

Smashing the Median

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/02/28

Now you can tell everyone that you listen to a podcast in the top HALF of total episode counts! Don't worry, you can thank us later. ;) Tom brought his grumpy pants, build those relationships you want, Doug's arrest unveiled, and did you know Tom got to meet someone's "head" head woman?Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com! Visit our website for all the latest news

48:21

Mortality and Mother Theresa

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/02/21

How Should We Talk to Our Kids about death? Tom and I use the movie Coco, a Mitch Albom book, a South Park episode, Einstein, and the CIA to explain it. Oh and Mother Theresa, Supernatural, and Friends (RIP Matthew Perry) get dragged into the discussion too...but we start with a little shout out to Makers Mark and The Preserve. Show Links: Makers Mark Hobbit House Mitch Albom Profile Mother Theresa - The Dark Letters Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have

01:25:01

Big Game, Burgers, and Bush

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/02/14

Tom discovers Doug eats food like a psychopath, aliens, JFK, TV shows, poker...and we somehow managed to get Reggie Bush's punishment in the same sentence as insider trading. Show Links: Big Game JFK Documents Update They Are (Not?) Among Us Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com! Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

01:04:31

Get to the 11th Week

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/02/07

We had a lovers' quarrel over human tribalism, mostly. In other news: Hamas sucks, Ambient Takes, Doug had a baby, we both admit to being basic b**ches, and Team America: World Police! Show Links: Tom's Comedy Debut! JFK Documents Update Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com! Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

01:39:56

The Oprah Paradox

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/31

Honestly, we went EVERYWHERE. For your listening pleasure, to name a few: Maui wildfire conspiracies, Chalupa Batman, Winnie the Poo slasher and Disney porn (bet you never thought you'd read that anywhere), paradoxes, Doug triggers himself about aliens and also doesn't know ANYTHING about Joe Mixon....and Tom is a comedian now? Show Links: Tom's Comedy Debut! Scary Jaguar Doug Said to Not Look Up Leopard Seals Are Scary Too Fermi Paradox (Explained Correctly This Time) Why Not Link Olber's Paradox

01:11:34

Improve Your Morale! Part 2.

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/24

It's not glamorous, we just kept talking. It's the au-natural conclusion of the previous episode. The point is, you have an allocated position in life and you can make the most of it because you are worth it, and the higher powers know what you're worth. Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at

01:06:07

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/24

The New Mexico governor just opened a can of worms - and in response we opened a can of something else. No, not whoop-ass, just complaining that somehow ended up in socio-economics and moral ethics? Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com! Visit our website for all the latest news and

58:40

Dad Jokes Make Your Family Stronger. Also, Sex Scenes...

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/17

Did you know your (comedic gold) dad jokes actually prepare your kids for handling life events? Also, speaking of handling, we talk about sex scenes in movies and what we think of them. Take a load off and join us on a fun ride this episode! Show Links: Dad Jokes Make Your Kids Stronger! It Was a Tweet That Prompted Sex Scenes Talk Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at

01:37:21

Bob Barker, Elephants, Marvel, and a whole lot of NFL...

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/10

Welcome back to Two Dads Talking! Let's just say there's too much to summarize here, but we go from Bob Barker to elephants to Marvel villains and end up, somehow, in NFL economics and linguistics. Strap in, because we're just getting started! Show Links: Elephants Paying Homage (Barney's Dad) Bob Barker Passes Away What if MCU Villains Fought Thanos Instead? Tom's Favorite Player, Jonathan Taylor Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions,

01:10:38

Bears, Giraffes, Cheap Food, and...Tom Brady?

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/04

We are officially Two (2) Dads Talking! A rare giraffe, escaped bears, groceries, and plant DNA are on the menu today. Also, Tom trolls Doug again, this time with the G.O.A.T. Show Links: This Giraffe Is Spotless, Bro Old Plant DNA From Bricks Because Why Not? Dad Shamed for Groceries Cocaine Bear's Cousin Loose In An Airplane! Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at

56:10

Release the Sovereign Krackens!

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/04

Our first topic discussion! We take a deeper dive into one story and discuss the impacts on family. A Texas man avoids arrest by barricading himself with friends and family. What would you do? Show Links: Texas Armed Standoff Ends After 15 Years Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com! Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

44:46

Mental Health Burps

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/01/04

Ahead of 45% of podcasts! Yay? We promise we're not actually focusing on mental health in this episode, it just sort of...happened...with these articles. But hey, a lady burped a new world-record burp! Show Links: Hey Kids, Come Pet the Human Dog! The Burp Heard 'Round the World The Depressing One About the Dad, Son, and State Worker The Other Depressing One - Young Mom Passes Away at Illegal Club Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way! Have questions,

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