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Fit, Fat and Fluctuating

Brandon and Andy

It’s not a diet podcast. It’s a regret podcast.

comedy

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Episode 46 | w/ Marilyn Ghigliotti of CLERKS

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/05/19

She didn't bring a lasagna but she does have some great stories! The legendary Marilyn Ghigliotti of CLERKS gives us the scoop on how she landed her role in the cult classic, coping with fame and CLERKS 3!

00:19:20

Episode 45 | w/Dating & Relationship Coach Rick...

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/05/14

Andy's on his best behavior when he interviews Rick Soetebier. A dating and relationship coach from Missouri who's helped thousands improve their relationships and themselves. Who knows... you jerks may learn something! Check out ricksoetebier.com

00:32:00

Episode 44 | Modern dating apps

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/05/12

Whether you're single, married or just want to bang other people; we can help! Get some expert advice from the not-so-expert, experts. We've got app suggestions, DIY makeover tips and a convincing list of reasons why you should or shouldn't cheat on your spouse. Don't come out of this quarantine lacking metabolism, libido or prospects. Get your shit together and let Brandon and Andy guide you through the weeds of online dating.

00:23:39

Episode 43 | w/Tony and Sallie of Knock Em Dead Comedy

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/05/07

Tony and Sallie are a couple of kind-hearted comedians from Long Island who've turned their love of comedy into a successful radio station. Broadcasting daily from inside the world famous, Governor's Comedy Club! Visit GovsRadio.com and knockemdeadcomedy.com

00:30:26

Episode 42 | Get a Job!

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/05/05

The economy may be in the toilet but we’ve thoroughly reviewed an extensive list of greedy, publicly traded cartels to ensure that you finish today’s episode armed with the information you need to get out there and be the next Tom, Dick or Nunzio that bags our groceries or delivers our buttplugs in a discrete package. See you in eight to ten business days, you soon to be essential bastard!

00:20:59

Episode 41 | w/Dave Wheeler

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2020/04/30

Brandon & Andy hang out with their friendly neighbor to the north, Dave Wheeler! Dave and his former Playmate wife Candace Rae host the popular morning show "Wheeler in the Morning" based out of Winnipeg Canada. Since we Americans are so concerned with what the rest of the world is up to (sarcasm much?) we invited Dave on to tell us how his country is handling the crisis up north. Informative? Yes. Provocative? Maybe. Funny? Always!

00:19:19

Episode 40 | Auditing your mental health

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/29

Got the quarantine blues? Break out your harmonica as these two tone-deaf weirdos discuss mental stability and the long term effects of being cooped up with their families. Brandon and Andy also dream of the day the quarantine will end and what will be the first fun outing to take as a free American. Will you go see a concert? Visit friends? Perhaps visit that brothel you've been passing on your way to work disguised as a massage parlor that opens at 9pm and refuses to sell gift certificates. It’s

00:23:36

Episode 39 | Get stimulated, baby

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/28

It's funny how the IRS always seems to find you anywhere in the universe when you owe them money but when they owe you $1200, they can come up with every excuse in the book not to pay up. Just think how good you’ll sleep in a few weeks when that sweet, sweet deposit finally does hit. You open up the app, click on checking and look out adamandeve.com! This pervert’s got a fever that only $1200's worth of smooth latex goodies can cure!

00:24:38

Episode 38 | w/Randy Santel

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/23

How many of your friends can say they ate a 10 pound steak or 8 pounds of pizza? You're going to need a laxative after you hear some of these stories. Randy Santel is the founder of FoodChallenges.com and has won over 829 food challenges in all 50 states plus 37 unique countries around the world.

00:17:13

Episode 37 | Flee the United States!

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/22

You know the old saying "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"? What if that fence were on the other side of the planet? Would you still explore it? We each picked three new countries to live in with exceedingly low risk of virus and high quality of life. Can we assimilate culturally? Learn their language and be productive citizens? Probably not.

00:21:32

Episode 36 | Who cares about celebrities?

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/21

The past few weeks, celebrities removed their makeup and posted "inspirational" videos on social media. How delightfully underwhelming. Now that they've proved how shortsighted and irrelevant they are without a script, maybe they can start delivering for Instacart or performing at children's birthday parties!

00:16:21

Episode 35 | Survival of the un-fittest

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/16

It takes more than balls to survive a post apocalyptic crapshoot. Learn lifesaving tips from the two manliest men in podcasting! We couldn't locate them but we give the best advice we have until they turn up.

00:19:01

Episode 34 | Capitalize on corona

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/15

How are you going to capitalize on the virus? Novelty t-shirts? Bumper stickers? How about unlicensed therapy? We're thinking way, way outside the box and bringing you along for the ride.

00:27:17

Episode 33 | Adapt and entertain

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/14

What if this thing never goes away? We must adapt! Starting with our favorite sources of entertainment. Follow us as we navigate through TV, music, sports and other forms of entertainment in this odd new world of isolation and disaffection.

00:19:16

Episode 32 | Surviving prison

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/09

For most people, home is a temporary prison. Your wife (the warden), your kids (cell mates) and if you've ever been to prison, you'll find many other similarities to life in the slammer. You gonna eat that corn bread??

00:16:10

Episode 31 | Preparing for a financial apocalypse

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/08

Money making schemes from the bozos who told you to baby-bird your kids to save on your grocery bills! Want to make fast cash in a financial crisis? Sell drugs, steal cars, start podcasting! What are you waiting for? Start hustling, baby!

00:20:18

Episode 30 | Living lean in quarantine

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/04/07

It's easy to lose control when the economy is tanking but we're here to tell you "it's going to be okay". We've got some money-saving alternatives to toilet paper, showering and feeding your stupid kids. You may not WANT to listen to this episode but you NEED to!

00:24:41

Episode 29 | The science behind SEX

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/03/31

Ever wonder why you like big boobs or why the ladies only like you for your money? There is one simple answer... Science! Specifically, biology and anthropology. We look at sex and what makes us bang.

00:28:14

Episode 28 | Keep Calm and Homeschool On

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/03/24

As a parent you wear many hats. Why not add teacher, gym coach, lunch lady, principal, janitor and more! We're stuck at home with the kids and we'll be damned if they return to school even dumber than when they left!

00:34:47

Episode 27 | What would you do with a time machine?

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/03/17

What would you do with a time machine? Play the lotto? Change the course of history? Coach your mindless, adolescent self on how to get laid? ALL OF THE ABOVE!

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