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Podcast Episode #306 – Kitty Flesh Wound

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2017/02/20

A much jet-lagged Zohner chimes in to talk about Apple's ability to invent and innovate things that already have an entire society devoted to it. I don't know how that's even possible, but mark my words, it WILL be how it's spun. Meanwhile government employees are worried about the government tracking what they say, which should force us to pause for a moment. And evidently working for Google can pay you SO much money, you can effectively tell your boss where to shove it and walk away. I

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Podcast Episode #305 – Gaga’s Killer Drones

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2017/02/13

It's been another hectic week for us. So much so, that there are no favorites; it's solid headlines! We've got news from the world of Lord Dampnut, LG's worst kept secret (and disappointment), and of COURSE a Samsung factory caught fire. It's only reasonable that EVERYTHING with that logo on it is now an incendiary. Headlines: EU is upset with Steam for Geoblocking. Also, geoblocking is the law in the EU Lady Gaga takes out all of Superb Owl LI with drone weapons Amazon shows off a drone

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Podcast Episode #304 – The Fall of Apple

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2017/02/06

Apple is claiming that the Watch is doing better than ever . . . but won't tell anyone what that means. Also, everything is fine with all their other products . . . but the iPad is down 22%. And Google just took their spot at the top of the brand mountain and Microsoft has regained it's money throne. Headlines: EU doesn't like Steam's Geo-Code blocking AT&T launches 5G in test markets Apple develops new ARM chip to get away from Intel Apple gets displaced by Google as top of the food

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Podcast Episode #303 – Glorious Orange Leader

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2017/01/30

We hate talking about Trump. No, we actually do. But where it crosses into the tech world, we're sort of obligated to anyway. HP's are exploding this week, but Samsung wants you to know how sorry they are. Mac sales are declining, but the PC market is on the mend. And in the apocalypse that is to come, the resistance will be led by the National Park Service. Headlines: Trump signs order stripping non-citizens of digital rights Trump uses a personal Gmail account to secure the POTUS

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Podcast Episode #302 – Standardized Butt Washing

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2017/01/23

You didn't know it, but there's a big problem with using a bidet . . . namely that no one knows how to use one! Leave it to the Japanese people to save you from this problem, though. In other news #hackZuke may be starting up (thanks, Zohner), Mozilla has decided that it is now a company that has "something to do with the internet", and the National Highway Association has deemed Tesla's autopilot safer than a human. Just not ALL humans. Headlines: #hackZuke is coming! Apple just works! So

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Podcast Episode #301 – All The Pron

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2017/01/16

So it never occurred to us who would need to actually go through all the smut on the internet to make sure it was all (ahem) legal. Turns out it's a very shell-shocked group of people who have PTSD! Great. Good job humanity. Meanwhile, Iran hates the stuff so much that they tried to block it. They blocked it so hard, they knocked people in Hong Kong offline. Great. Good job, Iran! We also learn that the FBI is after all the "stuff" on your Nana's computer. At least, that's what they'd have

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Stolendroids Podcast – The 300

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2017/01/09

It's the big three-oh-oh for us this week! I know, I can't believe you've put up with us for so long either! This week we see Facebook getting all religious on us, Trump getting his very own wing at the Internet Archive, Julian Assange finally really losing it (and Zuke possibly getting sued over it), and Blackberry really trying to stay relevant in an industry they officially left. Oh, and CES happened. Yay? Headlines: Facebook bans God Software maker hates customers Wikileaks decides

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Podcast Episode #299 – Into The Breach

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2017/01/02

Once more, dear friend. Hack Zohner is in full effect. If you like baseball cards, voting in your elections, and are American then you need to change your passwords because Zohner is those things too! Facebook is becoming more and more a shadowy Big Brother and no one seems to care much. Russia has been sanctioned by the USA (cause that always seems to work). And at least Hyundai hasn't been working with Samsung on their new fuel cells! Headlines: Topps hack Russia was hacking our

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Podcast Episode #298 – The Last Podcast

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2016/12/27

. . . of 2016. It's the review episode for the year, which means there's probably a lot that you wished we didn't remind you of. Yeah, that's about the best I can spin it. Headlines: Google preps to launch Wear 2.0 Fewer people are buying Apple Watch than Tim Cook told us! Gaming has changed, but it's stronger than ever Mario might have what it takes to do mobile gaming Nintendo shows they just don't have what it takes to do mobile gaming Blackberry wants to kill us all Uber

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Podcast Episode #297 – Crunchy Knuckles

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2016/12/20

2016 is coming to a close and we have some important news for you! In addition to all the celebrities who died, 2016 also saw the death of Blackberry. Yup, we're calling it; it's dead. Also this year the death of Yahoo, the death of Samsung's credibility, the slow death of wearables, and the slow death of Flash. Wasn't this year fun? Headlines: Rogue One Trump wants Scoliosis Awareness Hillary Microsoft Edge will do what everyone else promised to do (and will get yelled at) Apple TV

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Podcast Episode #296 – The Jagged Pebble

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2016/12/12

Pebble didn't really lie when they said Fitbit wouldn't be absorbing all operations . . . they just left out the part that said NO ONE was going to do operations. Sorry backers! In other news, we now know why all those Note 7's kept going up in flames. It's physics! We also know why iPhone 6s's were bricking. It's chemistry! And we know how Facebook is going to battle "fake news". With stupidity! Headlines: Trump may actually be violating Twitter's EULA (he does everyone else's) Georgia

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Podcast Episode #295 – Twit That Faceback

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2016/12/05

Want to hear what it sounds like when Zuke has a stroke on-air? How about when Google has one and gives its AI the ability to create its own language? Or when politicians have one and tweet out really bad science (it's ok, they're just the politicians in charge of science). In positive news, Netflix is giving us what we all wanted. So . . . not all is lost, right? Headlines: House science committee retweets bad science GoPro struggles continue Fitbit buys Pebble LG smartwatches to have

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Podcast Episode #294 – Wewease The Quacken

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2016/11/25

Dish yourself up some extra potatoes and try to ignore your slightly racist uncle explain everything that's wrong in the country; it's an early episode of The Stolendroids Podcast! We break our own rules and record a new show only 48 hours after the previous one is published, and OH what an eventful 48 hours it was: China has dropped all pretense and embraces their 1984 regime, Office Depot has been scamming customers (like any of us didn't already know that), and Samsung hits a new low.

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Podcast Episode #293 – Samsung Autodrive

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2016/11/21

According to Zohner, #HackZohner is not in effect with Adult Friend Finder now being hacked. I think we all know the truth though, right? Apple has the stupidest thing you can spend money on, and it's pretty sure there's at least a few of you who will buy it. Samsung has decided that with exploding phones, exploding washers, and exploding OTHER phones . . . the next logical step is to get into people's cars. Oh, and if you are spouting hate on Twitter, you better not be white (cause they'll come

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Podcast Episode #292 – Facebook Killing Spree

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2016/11/14

So 2016 just keeps getting weirder and weirder, huh? We won't talk politics, but we will talk about Presidential policy and what we have to look forward to in tech (spoiler, it isn't great). Also in the news was common knowledge from a few years ago (thank you short attention spans) and Samsung's attempt to develop an explosive murder-bot/virtual-assistant. Good times all around! Headlines: How does Trump effect tech for the next four years? Maybe you should have Google'd more before the

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Podcast Episode #291 – Attack of the Cat

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2016/11/07

So what does a dirty Scotsman, mandatory state re-education, and a cat's butthole have to do with each other? Evidently they are all in this episode. Microsoft comes late to the team party with a Slack competitor, Apple is actually dropping prices on items you wouldn't need to buy if it weren't for them, and Google is being just a colossal douche. Like, really, just the worst. Headlines: Microsoft brings out a Slack competitor Google gets kinda douchey with Microsoft RCS is a dumpster

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Podcast Episode #290 – Boring, Awesome Microsoft

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2016/10/31

Apple and Microsoft have brought out their big guns this week as we have "innovation" galore! The new MacBook Pro brings some fun tricks to the party and the Surface Studio changes the party entirely. And then there's Google. Poor Google: Vulnerabilities, losing money on fiber, and no one is buying their smartwatches. AT&T has also had a bad time this week as we learned they both have been spying on us AND want to merge with the hated Time Warner Cable. Just in case you didn't despise them

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Podcast Episode #289 – Nintendo Switchup

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2016/10/24

Nintendo breaks the mold and brings us something that could really change everything . . . if there are any games worth playing on it. Facebook hopes you die of cancer, but please don't post any pictures of it cause it might cause a technical issue. Finally, Comcast is found guilty of doing that thing from "The Firm" that Tom Cruise discovers (you know, that thing). Headlines: Pokemon Go hit's $600M faster than any other mobile game Whatever Weebly is, it's been hacked Nintendo changes the

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Podcast Episode #288 – Contentious Cohosts

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2016/10/18

The rage is strong with this one. Samsung is in a really bad spot: Not only do they need to get all those potentially combustible phones back, but now most post services won't allow them to be shipped! Evidently, your mail carrier doesn't like being given possible bombs (there's a law or something about it). Headlines: The Note 7 is no more Samsung will send you a fireproof box to mail your phone back But no one will allow an exploding phone to be shipped Could this be the end of all

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Podcast Episode #287 – Apple’s Bad Touch

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2016/10/10

Things aren't looking so hot for Samsung . . . which is ironic because they have the hottest phone right now. In fact, it's so hot, it might actually kill you in your sleep. Perhaps Samsung should ask Apple how to spin this whole thing, considering Apple still hasn't fixed any of the "Touch Disease" issues they have an no one is complaining! Oh wait, you mean people ARE complaining? Nevermind. Headlines: AT&T stops selling the Note 7 Trust in Samsung fades What did Samsung know?

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