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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo

Join Chris and Rob as they dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com

tv & film film reviews

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01:29:53

#187 - Bio-Dome

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2025/02/07

This week, we’ll be singing “VIVAAAAA LAS BIO-DOME!” because we’re talking about Bio-Dome. What a classic! What a great movie! What a masterpiece of cinema that Rob loves unironically while Bob and Chris try to figure out how to remove him from the podcast indefinitely as punishment for requesting that we review this one. Maybe they just don’t know how to free the weasel as masterfully as Rob does. Maybe they made attempts, but ended up getting their dicks caught in the ceiling fan instead. Who

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01:26:26

#186 - Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

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2025/01/29

OHHHHHHHHH! ECKS GON GIVE IT TO YA! That’s Ecks vs Sever… as in Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever– the worst movie ever made according to Rotten Tomatoes. Seriously. 0% across 118 reviews. This movie makes no sense, and we make no sense trying to make sense of it. What a mess! We’re sorry. Confusing cluttered calamity with cop killers, cars, kidnapping, carnage, and countless kinds of chaotic crap! Channeling the Banderas Flare! Caging a kid you’re caring for! Bald guy back-alley nose break! Blaringly

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01:27:03

#185 - Willy/Milly

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2025/01/22

This week we talk about Willy/Milly, also known as Something Special, also known as I Was a Teenage Boy; a problematic body-swapping film from the’80s that definitely exists for some reason-- even though the version streaming for free on The Roku Channel is clearly an upload from a copy, of a copy, of a copy of a VHS tape. We also welcome Dave/Schmave, Bob’s brother, to talk about the movie that he requested for the sole purpose of watching us suffer immeasurably...Geeky girl grows gonads and

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01:15:05

#184 - Gymkata

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2025/01/16

This week, we get into 1985’s Gymkata, a spectacle of martial arts, gymnastics, deadly games, tongueless women, men with fake faces on the back of their heads, and a healthy amount of men falling to their deaths with a satisfying splat. This one’s not currently on streaming, but is worth the $4 if you were to indulge in on-demand viewing. Okay, yelling: Johnny the gymnast joins a jiu-jitsu journey just to jab a jezebel! It’s a movie podcast, not a English tutorial! Mullet-O-Mania! Pitchforking

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01:25:01

#183 - Theodore Rex

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2025/01/08

This week, we get into Theodore Rex; a film about a cookie-loving dinosaur with a heart of gold who needs to save the world from a new ice age because his creator has fish DNA that can freeze stuff, starring Whoppi Goldberg. We wish that the previous sentence didn’t exist, but that’s the most succinct way to break this movie down. If you want to know how bad this movie is, we need to gently remind you that this movie cost over $30 million in 1990s money and saw a direct-to-video release. Truly

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00:33:05

Steven Seagal: Lawman (Relaxed Fit)

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2025/01/03

This week, we’re doing something a little different and talking about Steven Seagal: Lawman– a cop show starring Steven Seagal that’s streaming for free on Tubi, where it belongs. We point our focus to two episodes: “The Way of the Gun,” and “Crack War,” and we don’t think any further introduction is necessary to be entirely honest. Steven Seagal sees suspects scurrying several suspicious scenes! Professor pudgy panting and pretending to be a police person! Jizz jazz jamming it in the same hole

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00:02:50

Happy New Year!!!

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2025/01/01

This week, the guys get into ... nothing at all! It's New Year's Eve, and we're tired. 2024 ran us through the meat grinder, and we're currently trapped in the casing of a 3am hotdog. But in all seriousness, we've been doing this for 182 weeks without missing an episode, and we'll be damned if we break that streak! Chris is on a strange soul-searching pilgrimage in the Belgian Congo, we haven't been able to locate Bob since his last ether frolic, and Rob... he's probably just sitting in the corner

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01:25:58

#182 - Double Down

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2024/12/25

This week, we dive yet again into the Neil Breen Cinematic Universe (NBCU) to talk about the film that started it all: Double Down. There’s not much that we can tell you about this film aside from what Neil Breen tells us about himself through his many, many exposition dumps, so you might as well watch the movie, and then listen to this episode. Let’s do this! Desert dwelling dude donning diverse devices, deadly drugs, and a dead damsel! Terminator timpanis! You can tune a piano, but you can’t

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01:29:41

#181 - Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

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2024/12/18

This week’s episode is all about dancing for what you believe in and standing up for your rights in the face of adversity. That’s right! Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo is now in the running for the title of “worst movie ever made.” I remember being relentlessly bullied as a child, and you know what always solved my problems? Busting out the ghetto-blaster and showing off my new pop-and-lock routine to my adolescent antagonists. How did things work out for me? If you’re a regular listener, you

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01:25:31

#180 - Megalopolis

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2024/12/11

This week, we do something that’s not featuring some washed up wrestler from the ‘80s (read: Diane Keaton), and speed-run into the future with Megalopolis; a masterclass in botched futurism and half-assed allegories created by none other than Nicolas Cage’s eccentric, and exceedingly wealthy uncle. Do the metaphors fall flat? Yes. Is the acting stifled and awkward despite the talent involved? Also yes. Does this whole thing play out like a Neil Breen movie with a $150 million budget

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01:23:45

#179 - Force of Execution

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2024/12/06

Man, oh man! This week we’re fittin' to talk about Steven Seagal, Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo, and … that other guy with the fucked up hands as seen in 2013’s Force of Execution; a film that makes so little sense that you’ll wish you were bitten by not one, but two exceedingly rare and extremely poisonous scorpions before getting your hands broken with a hammer. Felons fire firearms, fracture fingers, and fist fight a flabby fellow! Professor Pudgy rides again! Seagal, the ethnic human defeater

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01:24:57

#178 - Baby Boom

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2024/11/27

This week, we honor Shmave’s request to watch Baby Boom, starring Diane Keaton… who is in no relation to Michael Keaton, whose last name is actually apparently Douglas, but he had to pick a stage name because somebody else already had that name. That’s what Bob says anyway, and I’m too lazy to fact check. He’s probably full of shit, but I’m not going to bother following up on this one. Bumbling boring baby boomers blending baby bites and rebuffing a billion bucks! Banishing your baby to a broken

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01:28:52

#177 - Memento

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2024/11/20

This week, we dive into a good movie, no… a GREAT movie with Christopher Nolan’s Memento! A film that’s 1,000 times better than Floppenheimer. In our most humble opinion, Memento is one of the best examples of non-linear storytelling. But is it a perfect movie? Listen along and find out. Missing memory man is manipulated to murder! Tarantino’s fetal-alcohol forehead? Joe Pantoliano and his sinister mustache! Rounding off the Arnold aesthetic. Narrator knows nothing, but needs knowledge for the film

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01:24:38

#176 - The Master of Disguise

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2024/11/13

This week, we get into the life and times of Pistachio Disguisey, portrayed by Dana Carvey in The master of Disguise; a vehicle for (poorly executed) bits, and literally nothing else. Impossible impersonations don’t improve an idiotic idea! A forced PG project! Chris’ tortoise tootle! So many silly celebrity sightings! Olson Twin Pedophile prank! 417 and dental for fucking around with this 411 fartbox! Mom suggesting a side street as a skate park! Cherry Popping Baddies, and much, much more on this

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01:16:07

#175 - Meet Dave

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2024/11/06

This week, we talk about Eddie Murphy’s “Meet Dave,” a family movie about hotdog abuse, and… other stuff. Water-sucking orbs! Micro men and maidens move past many moons to maneuver a massive man among morons. Salsa over saving species! Mojito sucking mamis! Bob Spocks? Kitty-cat kickball! Allowing any alien adult access to adolescents! Lieutenant Buttox! Bob’s sneaky SyFy misdirect! Milli Vanilians! Kevin Hart! Where’s the FBI?! Taser-charged shoe ships! Chris bad credit scatting over Donna Lee,

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01:20:11

#174 - Fateful Findings

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2024/10/30

This week, we're finally firing up the Breen machine. That's right, until now, we've never sat through one of Neil Breen's movies. Now that we've thoroughly flicked our Breens into submission, we can now say "Breen there, done that." Fateful Findings! A movie about... something. Confusing cascading cacophony of cubes, killing, and cuckoldry! Wanton destruction of laptops! Re-gag rescue! Soft-core stepdaughter skinny dip bubble bath! Nip slip polo shirt drip! Burgerless buns and bunless glizzers

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01:09:44

#173 - Hell Comes to Frogtown

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2024/10/23

This week, we get into Hell Comes To Frogtown, which is basically just Children of Men with better production values. Not really, but it’s 10x more entertaining.Yelling:Rowdy Roddy wrangles reptiles and ravages refugees! Three frog dong situations! Problematic chastity flaps! Bob’s jizz bucket! Prominent pilsner product placement! Face-masking the frisky frog lady! Teasing the toad until triply tumescent! Forced fornication with fertile females on infertile flats! Spangle spanking sacks

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01:18:23

#172 - Birdemic: Shock and Terror

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2024/10/16

This week, we're going to celebrate the steaming cinema turd known as BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR! You knew we’d end up here sooner or later, so here goes nothing: Avian atrocities around amateur actors and actresses' awkward adventure! PSAs out the A! Famished little fuckers refusing fish for French fries! Rod finds a rod! Badasses banging their burners at birds and a bus! Gallon gouging after getting got by gratuitous gulls. Brenda wig on the bark beetle guy! Improvised eyeball scabs! Pausing

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01:08:56

#171 - Perfect

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2024/10/09

This week we get into 1985's Perfect, starring Terl from Battlefield Earth, and our favorite scream queen, Jamie Lee Curtis... but the only screaming that can be heard would be coming from our respective domiciles as we thrust and wiggle our way through this two-hour-long abomination. Aerobics amateur and aerobics auteur are actually annoying and acting atrociously! On-the-nose artwork all over your architecture! Walking through women’s post-workout waterworks! Gang-bang engagement party

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01:18:58

#170 - White Chicks

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2024/10/02

This week, we take a look at White Chicks, a movie that couldn't be made today because of THE CULTURE WAR according to some dipshit on YouTube. Yelling: Shitty spies - shrouded as shallow socialites - shimmy, shoot and, go shopping! Hangnail trebuchet! Wanton destruction of small business! Popping pistols at purveyors of Popsicles! The bestiality buildup! Cosby Drops (™) in the club! Dexter Deb’s eating disorder! Faux-feminine flatulence! Janice is not X-Ray Cat! Travolta trotting a Hilton hound

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