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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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77:25

Movie Mastery - Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/09/29

Nic Cage in a movie that seemed to be tailor made to have Nic Cage in it while simultaneously unsure of what to do with him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:15

Movie Mastery - Star Leaf (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/09/14

A stoner horror movie that doesn't attempt to even remotely be scary but also doesn't lean into the stoner comedy aspect either. Just a big pile of nothing that wastes everybody's time. Just like us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:25

Movie Mastery - Sinister Squad (2016)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/08/31

A cash grab mockbuster of Suicide Squad about fairy tale villains fighting against the forces of Death. A sentence that makes this absolute boring turd sound way more interesting than it is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:25

Movie Mastery - War-Gods of the Deep

Movie Mastery ·

2023/08/18

The UK tries to get in on the Corman trend of using Vincent Price in Edgar Allan Poe movies but messes it up so badly that it is almost impressive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

87:39

Movie Mastery - Warriors of Virtue (1997)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/07/21

Trying to cash in on the Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers but having none of the charm and fun that made those work. With special guest James D'Amato! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

85:11

Movie Mastery - Cats Don't Dance (1997)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/06/22

We just keep randomly getting animated movies for some reason. Blessedly, this one is not a low budget European turd but a fairly decent high budget one that got no promotion and nobody heard of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

88:28

Movie Mastery - Millionaire Dogs (1999)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/06/08

A German animated film about the dangers of wealth and the corruption of morality. Just kidding. Some dogs get a mansion and then do a Home Alone on some truly grotesque bad guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

97:14

Movie Mastery - Sir Billi (2012)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/05/12

The final film from beloved actor Sean Connery and the first feature length animated film from Scotland. It is also so bafflingly terrible that Jon kind of lost his mind while trying to review it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:27

Movie Mastery - Krull (1983)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/04/27

The cult classic fantasy/action/sci-fi film that that had some awesome ideas and also some poor execution. At least we get a young Liam Neeson that just looks happy to be there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:39

Movie Mastery - Robin-B-Hood (2006)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/04/13

We take a look at a Jackie Chan movie that revolves around two professional thieves that become unlikely parents when they steal a baby. Hijinks but definitely not enjoyment ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:37

Movie Mastery - The Ice Pirates (1984)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/03/31

A swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it's got a young Ron Perlman and Anjelica Huston. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:09

Movie Mastery - Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/03/17

Godzilla runs a victory lap around all of his various kaiju nemeses in this 50th anniversary film. Plus some added in aliens, mutants, and Mayor Hagar from Final Fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

88:09

Movie Mastery - Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/03/03

A Batman movie with almost no Batman. This is an animated Suicide Squad film where they got to imply some nudity and they took full advantage of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:17

Movie Mastery - The Toy (1982)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/02/17

I thought when we rolled into getting to watch a Richard Pryor film that it would be a nice treat. It was, sadly, not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

72:55

Bridge of Dragons (1999)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/02/03

Dolph Lundgren in a movie that tries to blend medieval fantasy with modern warfare and ends up being mostly back and forth shots of people pretending to shoot guns and then falling down but some of them wear jerkins, I guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:59

Curse 2: The Bite (1989)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/01/21

The old random number generator has really been punishing us the past few episodes and the hits just keep on comin. At least it isn't Baby Ghost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

70:59

Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires (2018)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/01/05

We look at a claymation satire of the 80's cop films that manages to be mostly preachy about how therapy turns you into less of a man. You can imagine we have opinions on this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:43

Baby Ghost (1995)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/12/23

Martin Sheen has a little brother and he apparently was cursed by a witch to never be able to turn down a movie. And boy does this technically, barely count as a movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

88:00

Saved! (2004)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/12/09

A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith's message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble for anything we say during this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:35

Halloween H20 (1998)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/11/26

I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. My apologies to the audience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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