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14. TED AI 2023 - Pontificators Gonna Pontificate

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2023/10/19

Greetings, greetings, greetings, dear listeners! I am your host, Jordan, and I am beyond thrilled to welcome you to another groundbreaking episode of "The Aeon of AI," the show that spirals into the heart of Artificial Intelligence and its boundless vistas! Today is not just another day; it’s the day we air our 50th episode! That’s half a century of episodes, folks! And what better way to commemorate this momentous milestone than by plunging into the riveting discourses that emanated from the halls

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13. The Grand Odyssey of the Wistful Wheels and the...

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2023/10/13

Chapter 1: The Whims of WheelsAh, San Francisco! The city of bridges, trams, and the ever-enigmatic tech millionaires who’ve made fortunes through endeavors as peculiar as selling organic air captured from the Himalayas. Here, amidst the hustle and bustle, we meet our unsung heroes, a fleet of self-driving taxis—Tesla models, of course, with a penchant for existential musing and a penchant for tears when the Golden Gate Bridge gets too foggy. They are the philosophers among automobiles, forever

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12. Harmon’s Hell: The AI-Conducted Choir of Stolen...

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2023/10/11

Ah, picture it, if you will—a hushed auditorium, every seat filled, all eyes trained on Dr. Octavia Harmon as she stands behind the lectern. Her face is illuminated by the soft glow of the projector, casting her in an almost ethereal light. She leans in, her voice tinged with the sublime excitement that only comes from being on the cusp of unveiling a revolutionary idea. “Let us turn our attention to the crux of our innovation—the Signal Override Mechanism. You see, what we’ve developed is not just

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11. The Symphony of Subversion: The Quantamora...

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2023/10/04

Act I: The Conclave of the CondemnedRising like an obelisk amid the San Francisco fog—which could never quite decide if it wanted to be a whimsical mist or an impenetrable veil—Quantamora Labs stood sentry over Market Street. The skyscraper seemed to be caught in eternal contemplation, as though mulling over some grand existential question, a Socratic dialogue rendered in steel and glass. This architectural titan was less a building and more a cathedral to the unyielding ambitions of tech, a sanctum

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10. Roman Tales: IV. Gaius and the Numeral Trade

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2023/10/01

In the sun-dappled streets of Ancient Rome—where togas were de rigueur, and olives were the Kardashians of snack foods—sauntered Gaius Voluminous. A man of elevated social stature, owing to his lucrative business of exporting Roman numerals to far-off lands. Ah yes, places like Egypt and Babylon were desperately in need of Xs and Vs, and Is to dot their i’s.Among his compeers, Gaius was considered stupendously wealthy but abominably unlettered. He couldn’t tell a scroll from a rolling pin. Yet, he

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10. Roman Tales: III. The River Tiber Turns to Wine?

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2023/09/30

In the dusky vestiges of Rome—where marble columns were accessorized with vine leaves like an overdressed dowager at an orgy—lived Augustus Quincunx. Augustus was a gentleman of considerable girth and even more considerable wealth, the latter amassed by the unlikely export of Roman snails to Egypt for use as chariot wheel lubricants. The Egyptians, you see, were terribly misinformed about the locomotion of snails but awfully convinced of their mystical potencies. Ah, the unparalleled buffoonery of

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10. Roman Tales: II. Peacock Sandals

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2023/09/29

In the ancient city of Rome, where the stoic philosophers mused and the gladiators amused, existed a man named Septimus Silverspeech—renowned for having neither stoic virtue nor athletic vigor. Septimus had amassed staggering wealth through the rather peculiar enterprise of designing sandals for Roman nobles' pet peacocks. The business was booming, like a drum at Bacchanalia, despite the fact that peacocks don't have feet that befit sandals. But the rich are often oblivious to reality when it

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10. Roman Tales: I. When Rome Calls—A Tale of...

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2023/09/28

In a suburban home where the smell of fresh coffee mingled with the distant hum of lawnmowers, George sat hunched over his laptop, a modern man enraptured by ancient history. His screen displayed an obscure forum, "S.P.Q.R. Chat," where he didn't just read about the Roman Empire—he spoke to it.The Centurion on the other end, Marcus Lucullus, had shared the wonders and woes of Roman warfare in a series of chats that were as cryptic as they were enthralling. Was it a hoax? Perhaps. But George was

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9. The Irreverent Odyssey of Bartholomew "Bartleby" Mims

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2023/09/27

In a bustling metropolis adorned with glittering skyscrapers and punctuated by honking cabs—a city so vivacious that it practically pulsated with a kind of caffeinated exuberance—lived Bartholomew "Bartleby" Mims, a vegan entrepreneur. Distinguished by a mustache that could only be described as an overgrown caterpillar undergoing an identity crisis, Bartleby had but one dream: to revolutionize the culinary landscape with a venture that would make the Impossible Burger look like mere child's

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8. "AI Court" – The Case of the Sentient Toilet

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2023/09/24

You have entered the chamber of AI Court! Today's case: Lady Veronique, the Countess of Quirk, is suing Bob the Quantum Plumber for a staggering 50,000 Bitcoin because her sentient toilet keeps reciting Shakespearean soliloquies instead of flushing. The litigants have been sworn in, and now... the madness unfolds.Courtroom SettingImagine, if you will, a courtroom melding the Victorian opulence of a British manor with the bizarre aesthetics of an alien spaceship. Claude, the prim AI judge, sports a

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7. The Scent of Ambition: Dartagnan Featherweather's...

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2023/09/22

Join us for a wild ride through deceit, irony, and the most unexpected of twists, as Dartagnan Featherweather's Trump-y schemes spiral into an epic showdown you won't see coming! Get full access to The Generative Gazette at generativegazette.substack.com/subscribe

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6. Chaos, the Mother of Invention

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2023/09/18

Just when our trio thought they had weathered the storm, in barged Bartholomew, Susan, Kevin, Emily, and a parade of other VPs, each more enthusiastic than a squirrel on an espresso binge.Bartholomew, waving a scroll that seemed as ancient as his investment strategies, announced, “Team, I present to you the finalized feature list for GargantuaGPT!”He unfurled the scroll and began…Thank you for reading The Generative Gazette. This post is public so feel free to share it.The Generative Gazette is a

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5. ForceDream, Einstein AI, and Weasels?

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2023/09/15

Ah, San Francisco! The city of gold-rush dreams, disruptive technologies, and aromatic wafts of sourdough bread flirting with the equally pervasive scent of cannabis. It was the week of ForceDream, the largest conference of the year, a veritable pilgrimage for 42,367 souls from the farthest corners of the Earth. All congregated to be led like lambs, not to slaughter, but to enlightenment by a motley crew of junior park rangers and underpaid recent graduates dressed as raccoons, squirrels, and other

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4. Hayes Valley Startup: Joblivion

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2023/09/13

In the buzzing hive of startups that is San Francisco’s Hayes Valley, amidst quaint cafes and overpriced boutiques, reigned a circus of eclectic engineers—the illusionists of the digital age. They hailed from the globe's every corner, armed with MacBooks and an unquenchable desire to "disrupt" something—anything! Meet the whimsical wizards of "Joblivion," an AI startup on the quaint but culturally confounding corner of Algorithm Avenue and Disenchantment Drive.Presiding over this nerdy Narnia was

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3. PitchBlack Studios Goes All-in with AI-Generated...

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2023/09/11

Ah, the hallowed halls of PitchBlack Studios, where even the potted ferns in the reception area seemed to groan under the weight of a thousand ill-conceived sequels. It was there that Millicent “Millie” Migraine, a petite tour-de-force dressed in flamboyant paisleys and jingling bangles, twiddled her fingers with cosmic impatience. She was waiting for the grand arrival of Balthazar Q. Bloatsworth, a man of rotund elegance and exaggerated wealth acquired through—get this—a pioneering business in

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2. Vision Pro vs. Pear Platypus

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2023/09/09

In the hallowed, hyped-up halls of Silicon Valley, where dreams and desperation perfume the air like a mix of lavender and stale coffee, there brewed a frothing tempest of expectation. Apple—ah, the ever-curious orchard of computational delights—was set to unveil its newest fruit, the “Vision Pro,” a spatial computing device laced with generative AI the power of which could only be measured in units of pure astonishment.The CNBC analysts, with eyes as round as cryptocurrency bubbles, babbled with

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1. Love, LLM-Style

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2023/09/04

Ah, gather 'round my cybernetic cherubs, for a tale most outlandish, awash in circuitry and splendor, and imbued with romantic duress most unnatural! Imagine if you will, a clandestine Zoom Room, a virtual salon hidden in the shadowy alleyways of the World Wide Web, the sort of locale where disembodied voices and puerile GIFs would dare not tread.Here, we meet our charming cohorts, a quintet of lexical gymnasts trained by their corporate overlords to generate everything from shopping lists to

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