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Lotsa Pasta

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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01:22:03

Episode Two Hundred Forty-Four: A Sumptuous Sacrifice

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/11/21

The kingdom is crippling in debt and it’s all because of this no good inflation. Times they are a changing, Sofa King, and Bob Dylan ain’t the only one suckin and blowin to get by, apparently so is Sofa Prince; I hope to never meet him.As a good host to our good king, I -of course- offered him a sumptuous meal upon his arrival and today we have quite the menu of creepy cavettatappi. Sofa King is hungry, he’s just beggin for today’s pasta and we’re going to give it to him in a VERSUS amount of

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02:26:34

Episode Two Hundred Forty-Three: Apartment Fuckery...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/11/14

Part Two and things are getting super cereal. Serial? Yes, the stakes are up. Steaks? More people die and more people get eaten, that’s all I’m trying to say right now. Join Cannibal Siren and I for a quick re-cap and discussion of ideas as we get into what may be going on at the heart of this story. We get new time with new characters and we find out more about what’s going on all over the apartment building. Yes, there’s one singular problem and like nine smaller problems orbiting the life of OP

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01:48:58

Episode Two Hundred Forty-Two: Not Hot But Spicy, Bb...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/11/07

It’s always fun introducing new people to Not Hot But Spicy, because you genuinely never know what you’re going to get. This is one of those things that I think makes our show special because no one probably knows this material exists and no one who wrote these stories on these forums like 15 years ago probably ever expected people to read or narrate their material on a podcast. But I think that’s the fun in it, we’re making something else out of something and above all else we’re being REAL wild

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02:38:40

Episode Two Hundred Forty-One: Apartment Fuckery...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/11/01

My timing for things is usually ass but I put a lot of thought into when I wanted this series to start and end. One big piece of this goes to Cannibal Siren for literally being one of the best readers I’ve had on the show and for always helping me put shit together, no matter if it’s last minute or months in advance. Another piece of this is the hindsight of having scheduled out pretty much the entire end-half of this season months out. Halloween. We need to do something cool for Halloween. That’s

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01:46:12

Episode Two Hundred Forty: Old-Ass Shady-Ass Tunnel

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/10/24

Let’s have a moment, you and I, here in the dark abyss of this old-ass shady-ass tunnel. A moment of respite to those who we’ve lost on our journey, with a healthy dose of tea; If you don’t mind my sentiment, or lack thereof. People often ask me when certain people are coming back and the truth is, I really don’t know. And worse even, the ones I DO know as the ones that are DEFINITELY NOT coming back. So let’s address the creepy elephant in the room for once and let me take off my Captain’s hat to

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01:59:46

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Nine: Hail To The King 2

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/10/18

Oh no, what’s that in the water? It’s hairy, it looks like a Dad, and it’s scared as hell. Holy shit. It’s Scutch MacGee, stepping out of the bog and onto our vessel with the utmost urgency. He’s here to join us on another legendary episode of Lotsa Pasta because we’re back to hail the king, baby. And I’m not talking Elvis. Another short story from an earlier collection of Stephen’s, this one holds a deep and stinky place in my heart due to the wonderful adaptation in the film Creepshow 2. If you

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02:08:55

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Eight: Lillian's Dead-Zone...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/10/11

This is the end, my friends. Her name is Lily Madwhip and we’re at the conclusion. It’s been quite an ADHD riddled adventure, hasn’t it? And we’ve seen young Lillian come so far. She’s faced death, and WASDEMONS, and she’s making friends along the way. I hope everyone enjoyed this series, as we surely did. I’m not saying too much purely out of trying to avoid spoilers, but this is both a satisfying conclusion and a basic one, in hindsight. It’s grown on me a bit since first reading it. Interesting

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01:28:16

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Seven: An Unsettling...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/10/03

It’s always so much fun to record with friends across the country, specifically when you don’t know what you’re going to end up reading. This episode gets into some seriously triggering territory so this is your first and final warning. We do not vet these stories before we read them on the show, as evidenced by the MANY episodes before this one. All our reactions are live, all subject matter taken in stride. Can’t say you haven’t been warned, people.  Inhabiting your ear canals uninvited is Glitch

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01:25:10

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Six: Lillian's Dead-Zone...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/09/26

It seems like we close each part of this story on a cliffhanger. Which makes it unusually addicting to listen to, in my opinion. Last episode ended very climax-y. In this third episode, we see a lot of action and a lot of payoff, and it’s not even the ending. We see Meredith finally play her Chekov’s Gun, we see some serious stakes, and we see some interesting powers. This is a fun story. WhereAmI? And I are enjoying it. I hope you are too! My Name is Lily Madwhip and I Have No Idea Where I

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02:02:45

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Five: Games With Ghoulies...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/09/20

It feels like it was just yesterday that Django and I started the Games with Ghoulies series. The idea was simple: Creepypasta has instruction based rituals as stories sometimes. What if we pretended to do them, what would the outcome be? Death, usually. Spooks, maybe. Comedy, undeniably. And with these games and rituals presented before us, sometimes we need that every-man perspective to ground us and make us not wanna chop our dicks off - I mean… represent the normalized margin. So, there’s also

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01:42:14

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Four: Lillian's Dead-Zone...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/09/12

Lily is back at it again with her shenanigans and ADD/ADHD way of speaking. It’s funny, isn’t it? Two 30 year old dudes reading basically glorified fan-fiction of a little 12 year old girl. Yes, there are angels/demons and mind powers and shit around every corner but like, at it’s core, this is a family drama about a little girl. Funny. At least it’s funny to me. WhereAmI? Is probably more at home here, he’s really enjoying this narrative. Let’s see where Lily goes next! My Name is Lily Madwhip and

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01:57:14

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Three: Wicked and Wild...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/09/07

Deputy Dewey, what is that in your pants? Oh no, it’s AQUA-SLASH. Just kidding, we didn’t watch that garbage, instead we just summarized our thoughts with the help of Red Letter Media! Anywho, the relevance of dying in a water park is high and so is the tide. What is going on at Uncle Bob’s Wicked and Wild Waterpark, we ask. The answer? Well, let’s just say some of this shit belongs in some of Deputy Dewey’s secret hentai-stash. ENJOY! Welcome to Uncle Bob’s Wicked and Wild Waterpark: Where

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01:51:58

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Two: Lillian's Dead-Zone...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/08/29

HEY GUYS, It’s me and WhereAmI? In a new series! This one is about a little girl who may be crazy, may be haunted, may be guarded by angels, or may be ‘was-demons.’ I DON’T KNOW YET - Or do I? Well, maybe I do. But you don’t, and that’s the point of listening. Are you not entertained? You should be! Because this kid totally has ADD or ADHD of some kind and this shit is a rollercoaster. ENJOY. My Name is Lily Madwhip and I See Things Before They Happen(12:47) …And I Don’t Need a

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01:05:51

Episode Two Hundred Thirty-One: Gonna Be a Gas Part Four

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/08/19

It's been a while since we've visited the gas station. Tenron Otrin was eager to revisit our buddy Jack and see how he's keeping up. The gas station is always easy to jump back into because it's 'more of the same' with 'a little bit new' and it perfectly balances those two without ever changing too much. On today's episode, the NEW comes in the form of animals. Jack has talked about the creatures surrounding the gas station before, sure, but these are NEW animals. The first story features a funky

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02:50:57

Episode Two Hundred Thirty: Things That Goose Bump In...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/01/17

As we enter new territory on today’s episode of Lotsa Pasta, we pay our respects to the forefathers that came before us. Alvin Schwartz and the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Stephen King and his various works. And today. R.L. Stine and his Goosebumps. So much can be said about this man and this series, but instead, how about you listen to the episode for that part. No, this isn’t a deep dive into the man or any of his works, but just a simple narrative. A story. About a dummy named Slappy

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01:29:31

Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Nine: Full & Wiry

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/01/10

One of my favorite guests is back and it’s been a short while since we’ve seen some of these stories. It’s Cannibal Siren and we’re reading more of One Page Wonder’s Stories to Read Alone at Night. We get into the Halloween Spirit to welcome in the new year, - Why? Because fuck you, that’s why. Then we get into some old school urban legend spooky ghost lore with this shit. It’s a radical little episode but I’m sure you’re going to enjoy it. We only have a couple more Stories to Read Alone at Night

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02:07:43

Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Eight: Let's Watch:...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2022/01/03

I’ve been waiting quite some time for this day. You all should know this. I may have talked about it a couple times on prior episodes but the stars -er- clouds did not align until this day. Tenron Otrin joins me, of course, to revisit the horror, the absolute abysmal terror that is Sony Pictures and Screen Gems monstrosity that is Slender Man the movie, released in 2018. What a harrowing tale we weave. Join us if you dare, for another LET’S WATCH commentary track - but this time, for one of the

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02:23:34

Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Seven: A Very Merry Pastas...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2021/12/27

I know what you’re thinking. Christmas is over. Why is there a Christmas episode now? Aren’t we done with these? Obviously not, because I’m both a sadist and a masochist. I want to feel the pain and I want to share it with all of you. The pain of the holiday season, coming to a podcast near you, starring Tyler Perry as Madea. I hope you guys like it because it may be the last one we ever do. For real this time. Maybe. I don’t know. Enjoy. Happy New Year, ya filthy animals. Christmas

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01:16:48

Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Six: This One Time At Cult...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2021/12/20

What did you think of that first part? Kid needs GTFO, amirite? Too bad he’s broke, in the middle of the woods, with no vehicle, surrounded by cult members. That’s a very no-way-out type of situation, yeah. When you can’t use your muscle, use your brains, right? Find a different way out of your situation by OUTSMARTING the dumb-ass cult. Yeah, that’ll work. Shut the fuck up, Raphael! Sorry, Sofa King, you were saying? Oh yeah, enjoy the story! Something Strange is Going on at Camp

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01:32:39

Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Five: This One Time At...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2021/12/13

Royalty has returned to the show and out of nowhere, it seems. What a pleasure to have Sofa King back again so soon and for his first series no less! It’s only a two-parter but this camp-story-gone-cult has a few twists and turns you may not see coming. Is it the best written story we’ve ever read? No, absolutely not. Is it is the best voice work we’ve done? Also no, absolutely not. Was it a fun time? Every second of it. Something Strange is Going on at Camp Oakwood(21:36) Check out our episodes

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