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Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you "KETS" in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. KETS is raw, irreverent and ready to become your audio best friend! xoxo

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01:12:31

KETS ft Zethu Gqola | Rocking the Daisies| Nearly...

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2021/11/25

Hiiiiiiii :) We have to start today's poddie description with an apology - turns out the neighbours are trying to boycott KETS with their hammer, unfortunately nothing we could do in the edit. From roughly 27:00 mins there is no hammering! Now back to why you are here... On today's episode Zethu Gqola, a literal dream, joins Sam and Chlo to discuss her illustrious life, career and everything in between. From championing Rocking the Daisies marketing plan, to discussing some of South Africa's

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00:48:45

KETS & CHLO | Anti-Vax Protest | Red Flags|...

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2021/11/22

Hiiiiiii Toasties :) It's Monday, which means KETS & Chlo is back baby! On today's episode, Sam and Chlo Dog do the usual marathon sprint across a host of topics that have taken place here in South Africa. From AB's retirement to Sam's rap career that was rightfully forced into retirement this episode hits all of the usual marks. The episode does take a bizarre turn into South Africa's crime scene, but that's showbiz baby! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go

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00:55:44

KETS ft Nick Archibald | Being a Radio Star | 5fm |...

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2021/11/18

Today's episode is sadly without video and without Chlo Dog - both due to the horrendous wrath of exam season :( However! Fear not as, the powerful, enigmatic Nicholas Archibald steps up to save the day. Despite being described by his first team rugby coach as the worst player to play in the 1st XV, Nick moves swiftly past this cruel fact to join Sam to talk about life at Five FM and his journey in radio. Whilst Nick tries to guide Sam into wholesome topics, the conversation descends into the

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00:47:15

KETS & CHLO | Bafana Bafana | Shell Blasting | Great...

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2021/11/15

Hiiiiiii & Welcome back Toasties :) Today, as with any other KETS and Chlo episode, we cover a bizarre array of topics ranging from Lewis Hamilton GOAT talk, to Bafana Bafana Robbery and even have the time to indulge on various theories surrounding the Gatsby! Sam debuts debatable facial hair, whilst Chloë is her wonderful self. It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xoxo : https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... #comedypodcast

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00:49:57

KETS ft Ciaran Dayaram | Blue Bulls Rugby | Poetry |...

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2021/11/11

Wohooo! Another day, another podcast and another great guest! Today, Samwellies and Chlo Dog are joined by the gentlest of giants - Ciaran Dayaram. The trio touch on the usual wide array of topics from Ciaran's big move to Pretoria to play professional rugby for the Blue Bulls, to his transition into art and poetry. Sam even confesses to going down a deep, dark Jordan Peterson rabbit hole during the height of lockdown! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS babyyyyy xoxo Please go rate and

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00:48:42

KETS & CHLO | Oscar Pistorious | Pollsmoor | Kaizer...

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2021/11/08

Time Codes: 0:00 Intro 1:58 Show & Tell 7:52 Oscar Pistorious Parole 10:37 Pollsmoor Prison 13:21 True Crime / Blue Route Mall 16:29 More Oscar 19:24 Oral Covid-19 Pills 20:55 Ukraine Podcast 23:18 Robben Island Party 26:29 Formula One in South Africa 26:58 Robben Island 29:23 Norm Macdonald 30:45 Hot Takes 34:02 Soweto Derby 38:31 South African Time 40:15 Escape From Pretoria 44:05 Overrated/Underrated

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00:50:08

KETS ft Ben Bettendorf | SA Sushi Star | Star Wars |...

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2021/11/04

Hiiiiii :) Welcome to KETS on the road! This week we traveled to Long Street to meet our friend and co-owner of Obi - the best Japanese restaurant in Cape Town! This episode is a classic, delicious blend of awkward comedy nuggets, followed by some life wisdom and all round good times. The trio discuss everything from how Ben got into the restaurant industry to questionable tattoos in Japan and the terrible day his restaurant flooded. They also take turns eating fistfuls of Wasabi during the

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00:40:30

KETS & CHLO | ESKOM | SA Karens | #Tembisa10 |...

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2021/11/01

Hiiiiiii :) Just like useless political promises around elections , KETS is back and boy oh boy do we have some ground to cover this week. From Cyril Ramaphosa's bizarre comments about ESKOM to R21.7 million shoes - the dynamic duo cover a bit of everything... There is also an x rated attack on hadedas that could prove too much for sensitive viewers, don't say we didn't warn you... Sam even ties his hair up amidst growing hatred for his face and hair on tik tok, whilst Chloë looks and is her

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00:48:36

KETS ft Nina Holmes | Art | Lockdown Lovelies |...

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2021/10/28

KETS on a Thursday might even rival the weekend... probably not, but confidence is key! On today's podcast we have the real creator of KETS, Sam's mother - Nina Holmes. Nina or Mrs Holmes to you, you disrespectful scoundrel, is a talented artist, actress and fashion icon. After having put up with Sam for 24 years, she does so for another 48 minutes, as Sam, Chlo and Nina touch on topics from art and creativity, to her lockdown projects... The trio even come to terms with the fact that Survivor is

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00:39:02

KETS & CHLO | SA Election Posters | Gareth Cliff |...

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2021/10/25

Hiiiiiiiii :) Welcome back you lovely creatures to another episode of KETS & Chlo! If you have left your house in the last 2 months you would know that local elections are upon us and with elections come promises, baby kissing and well, a handful of truly terrible posters. From the DA to the EFF to whatever CAPEXIT is we review some of the worst. We also touch on resident great white Shark, Gareth Cliff's most recent controversy and Sam get's very emotional talking about South Africa's T20

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00:45:50

KETS ft Alex Murie | Grindr | Poetry | Shakespeare |...

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2021/10/21

Hiiiii :) With the weekend nearly upon us, is there any better way to kickstart festivities than by settling down to watch an episode of KETS? We think not! Today's guest, Alex Murie is a world renowned poet, academic and Sam's roommate... He hears KETS episodes more than anyone else in the world because he lives with KETS and we love him for it! The trio cover an array of topics ranging all the way from whether our dad's understand us to whether Tinder is better than Grindr. Alex's love for

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00:42:14

KETS & CHLO | Black Label | Blue Balls | Hansie...

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2021/10/18

Haaaaaai :) Monday is back and so are we! You might have Blue Balls or support the Blue Bulls or actually just be having a Blue Monday and the good news is that we are here for all of you xoxo Today we have a crack at understanding Blue Balls, Sam's 2 day hangover and the bizarre hostage situation including South Africa's very own Defence Minister. We even speak about match-fixing / cricket legend Hansie Cronje... Apart from those big headlines, Sam has his most fun when discussing Miss SA

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00:38:47

KETS ft Grant Hinds | Meeting Chris Pratt | Rusks |...

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2021/10/14

Hiiiii and/or otherwise you well? Today we are joined by @Grant Hinds . He is such an unbelievable human and has accomplished so many things that we were simply too overwhelmed and stuck to some fairly crass topics that will hopefully make you chuckle. From meeting Hollywood star, Chris Pratt to pissing himself in high school - this podcast has a bit of everything. We hope you enjoy this podcast as much as we enjoyed making it xoxo Where to rate the

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00:43:34

KETS & CHLO | Squid Games | Dave Chappelle | North...

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2021/10/11

Hiiiii :) If the Monday blues have got you down we are here to put a swift end to that! Kick back and enjoy some KETS as Sam and Chloë stumble through some serious and not so serious current events... Sam threatens to be grumpy but never reaches that final stage, whilst Chlo-dawg pretends not how to play overrated/underrated. It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Where to find more KETS: Website:

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00:40:18

KETS ft Omar Morto | GoodHope FM | Female Leaders |...

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2021/10/07

SHARK!!! Bonus points if you worked this out :) Today's guest, Omar Morto is a Tik Tok star, radio host, musician & great laugher. He reminds us that even if you have zero talent, you can get places by just having a great laugh. That's just a joke! His exploits in music and radio are well documented and truly noteworthy. Unfortunately, we forget to ask the hard hitting questions and end up just having a wonderful time with yet another wonderful guest - we hope you guys enjoy xoxo Where to

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00:40:34

KETS & CHLO | EFF | Springboks | Cryptoscams |...

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2021/10/04

Hiiiiii :) Surprise, surprise... well, not really... but, WE ARE BACK and here to make your Monday more bearable! On this episode we talk about our favey fave sports team, how Nomakhosazana Meth is proposing a 'no jabbing, no shagging' policy and why you shouldn't take financial advice from Kim K. Let Sam know if he should divorce Chloë and get a face tattoo in the comments below! xoxo Please give us that good good uber driver 5 star rating using the link below - mwah

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00:38:49

KETS ft Tegan Phillips "The Cartoonist" | Lance...

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2021/09/30

Hiiiii :) Today on the pod, Sam and Chlo are joined by endurance cyclist, adventurer, cartoonist and all round good egg - Tegan Phillips. Not only does she share her tales from traversing Africa on a bicycle, she also explains why doping would have no visible effect on her cycling or cartoons... She's also done a Ted Talk so that means she has won life! We discuss Lance Armstrong's legacy, why people don't help when you have literally fallen down and everything in between. We hope you enjoy

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00:29:30

KETS & CHLO | Good Party, Elon & Space, Tiger King 2...

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2021/09/27

Today was a good day to have a good day, unless it wasn't and that's just fine because KETS is here to debunk Monday motivation with questionable Oscar Pistorious jokes. We also have a go at rating the Springboks, judging billionaires for going to space, deal with Sam's traumatic supersport schools interview and more! If we aren't your audio-visual besties yet, we sure as hell won't stop trying xoxo Please give us that good good uber driver 5 star rating using the link below - mwah

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00:42:57

KETS ft Nic Preen (That Guy From Al Bairre) | Chad...

Kids Eat Toast Sometimes ·

2021/09/23

Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvil...

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00:27:55

KETS & CHLO | Anti-Vaxxers, Rassie Erasmus, The...

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2021/09/20

Hiiiiii :) KETS & Chlo is back again with our round up of the weekend and some updates on South African current events. On this episode we discuss the Anti-Vaxxx march in Sea Point (yuck), the poor Springboks, Where Rassie is and why bees are just all-round terrible creatures. Chlo demands the show be renamed, wears rave glasses and is her wonderful self. Samuel is less grumpy today and looks dashing sporting a beautiful new 2nd hand jacket! This episode was made possible by CampusKey – if you

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