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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?

Omar Lopez & Josh Hemmo

A weekly podcast exploring life lessons from episodes of Nickelodeon"s SpongeBob SquarePants

tv & film self-help

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E2 - Club SpongeBob / My...

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2019/07/17

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! This week we find our pals stranded in a kelp forest with only their wits and a copyrighted conch to guide them. Also we find a majestic, graceful, debbie-like seahorse named Mystery. Let's discuss survival tactics, proper animal care, and a possible cult controlling Bikini Bottom. So hop in our clubhouse and we can welcome you to the podcast!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S3E1 - The Algae’s Always...

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2019/07/10

We’re back with a new season! This week we watch Plankton switch lives with Mr. Krabs and regret it. Then we watch SpongeBob pretend to be a lifeguard. We discuss Plankton’s BDSM mask, freaky friday, and what it takes to be a lifeguard. Give us a listen and learn what that white stuff on SpongeBob’s nose is and why comparing lives is complicated. Be ready cause the podcast is back and we will be here for you today, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day…...okay mostly

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E20 - Squid on Strike /...

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2019/06/13

End of this Season and we’re going on strike! Just kidding! But we are finishing strong! We watch how Squidward advocates for the working class and how Sandy tries save Bikini Bottom from an ALASKAN BULL WORM. Along the way we learn about capitalism, picket sign puns, and that not all ideas are good ideas. Take a break from pushing your city to a safe place and give our podcast a listen!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E19 - Jellyfish Hunter /...

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2019/06/06

Hey all you people! Hey all you people...will you listen to meeeee! We just made a podcast, it’s no ordinary podcast, it’s a podcast filled with SpongeBob moralityyyyyy. We watch SpongeBob crate a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly and unknowingly aid factory farming! Also we see Friend vs. Friend at the fry cook games! We discuss veganism, economic corruption, and the specifics of fry cook pole vaulting. You will want to listen to this podcast and see if we stick the landing!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E18 - Sailor Mouth /...

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2019/05/30

Watch your mouth! That kinda language isn’t allowed here...at least not today! This episode we watch SpongeBob learn his first curse word and take Squidward’s art class. We talk about eels and escalators, art, Minecraft and vulgarities. We learn how to be good mentors, imposing artistic views, and the complicated world around dropping “sentence enhancers”. Now please excuse Josh and Omar as they listen to this podcast while playing Minecraft.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E17 - Procrastination /...

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2019/05/22

Quick help me make sand furniture! My parents are coming and I have to impress them! But before you do listen to this week’s podcast. We see Spongebob wait until last minute to write his paper and then see him pretend to be dumb for Patrick. We learn just really HOW dumb patrick’s “family” is and the lengths you can go to procrastinate. We discuss how badly we have procrastinated, Patricks questionable behavior, Starfish day and how dumb people can really be. Don’t wait up to hear this episode!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E16 - Graveyard Shift /...

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2019/05/16

Hey? Who is flickering the lights? Nosferatu! We watch what spooky stuff happens the Krusty Krab when it is open 24 Hours. Also we find out what it’s like when Mr. Krab’s is in loooove. Along the way we figure out why doing things at night is just better, talk about sugar daddies, and talk about fish skin! Don’t wait until 3AM to listen to this podcast! Actually you can listen to this whenever you want!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E15 - The Secret Box /...

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2019/05/08

You can’t listen to this episode it's a secret episode! Just kidding! This episode is a riot! We have 3 guests on: Fatimah Amill, Hanna Lockhart, and Jose Martinez! We talk about what we all agree is the best SpongeBob episode. We see what secrets can do to friends. We watch Squidward achieve Sweet victory over his nemesis. All while learning about band life, secret keeping, and a lot of random personal details about our guests! You definitely don’t want to miss this!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E14 - Welcome to the...

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2019/05/02

Don’t gamble your life away! Luckily we have a special Returning guest this week, Destanie to keep us in check. This week we see why a grill is not a home and watch SpongeBob create sentient life from a magical pencil! We learn just what we are willing to lose, how there is usually a woman behind every good idea, and we ponder where SpongeBob poops from when his buttcrack is erased. Also its our 1 year anniversary! YAY! THANK YOU LISTENERS FOR YOUR LOVE. While you listen to this podcast, I will look

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E13 - Shanghaied / Gary...

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2019/04/24

I would walk through the perfume department to listen to this week’s episode! Thankfully you don’t have to do that! This week we watch our Sea friends drafted onto the Flying Dutchmans boat and somehow this episode has multiple endings? We also watch Gary avoid bath time! We educate ourselves on proper bathing, scaring people, and talk about wishes! You don’t need to be clean to listen to this podcast!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E12 - Pressure / The...

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2019/04/18

Land Creatures vs Sea Creatures! Who will Win? Also why is Clammu so upset? This week we talk about stealing, acting stupid for your friends and animals! We learn how crazy zoos are as a concept, struggle to figure out the plural of Octopus, and discuss land vs sea animals. You may not be a giant Oyster missing its pearl but you’ll definitely end up crying if you miss this episode!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E11 - Mermaid Man and...

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2019/04/11

Welcome to the MermaLair! Don’t touch anything! This episode we see SpongeBob and Patrick rehabilitate Man Ray and watch Sandy be ostracized by all of Bikini Bottom. Things get pretty heavy, we talk about racism, comedy, PC culture, and what kinda super villain we would be. Step back from that Orb of Confusion because you will need all your wits about you!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E10 - No Free Rides / I’m...

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2019/04/03

Hi Listener….Hi listener….*heavy breathing* oh sorry if we were fangirling over you! Its just that you’re so awesome! This episode we see Mrs. Puff give SpongeBob his boating license and we watch SpongeBob try to impress one of his Jellyfish idols. Patrick teaches us about hero worship, we learn about the right way to steal a boat, and we try to figure out why kevin is such a big deal. Come on in to our podcast, but please don’t steal our friend dressed up as Jeffrey the Jellyfish.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E9 - Survival of the...

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2019/03/28

Are you a Pinhead Larry or more of Dirty Dan?;) Or Did your pet snail fall in love with your friend? Either way, we talk about sleepovers, roleplay, and hibernation. We learn how to respect boundaries, what the “eating channel” really means, and what it means to be a sore winner. Get off of Tik Tok and give us a listen because Sheriff Sandy is in town and she’s walking around hairless.

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E8 - Christmas Who?

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2019/03/20

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Oh...we’re 280 days early?! Well time is construct that SpongeBob doesn’t adhere to! So Josh and Omar are experiencing the first ever SpongeBob Christmas Special. This episode may be filled with the Christmas Spirit but lets see if your hosts also share the sentiment. Things get deep when we discuss the meaning of Christmas, talk about giving, and learn a valuable lesson about genies from Patrick. Don’t wait around to start listening! Santa is coming tonight, tonight!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E7 - Pre-Hibernation /...

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2019/03/14

Hey….Punk! YOU BETTER GET THOSE SWEATBANDS ON CAUSE WE GOT A LOT TO DO BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST! (sorry for yelling) This episode we see Sandy prep for hibernation then SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon! We learn about friendship, limiting yourself, and stealing! Get yourself ready and put us on while you do your extreme sports. Now let’s go find that hay in a needlestack!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E6 - Grandma’s Kisses /...

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2019/03/07

This podcast is the best thing since Canned Bread! (is canned bread a good thing, honestly I have no clue) Lets watch SpongeBob deal with the pressures of navigating being a Grandma’s boy. Then lets watch Squidward move to a Squid based suburb until he gets sad! With this episode we learn to appreciate what we have, what it means to be an adult, and how too much of a good thing can be bad. So go to your grandma’s house, put on this podcast, and tell her to keep those cookies coming!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E5 - Wormy / Patty Hype

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2019/02/27

Do you hear that? Is it a Monster? Or is it SpongeBob rubbing two squeaky pickles together? Maybe if you listen to this week’s podcast you’ll find out! We talk about enjoying the most of your day by making every moment count and that not everything is as scary as it seems. We discuss odd pets and the importance of “atmosphere”. Share this episode with your friends because you don’t have to paint yourself a strange color to get our attention!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E4 - Dying for Pie /...

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2019/02/21

Homemade? No this Podcast was made in a factory….a bomb factory...BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND!!! We check out what happens when Squidward feeds SpongeBob a bomb and see how Plankton’s robot scheme is thwarted by a mere penny. Let’s figure out how to deal with strangers, keeping tabs on your friends, and surviving company gift exchanges. We really hope you enjoy this episode because we don’t know how to make you a sweater of tears!

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Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?: S2E3 - Big Pink...

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2019/02/14

CONGRATS YOU WON AN AWARD! For what you ask? For listening to our podcast! If you keep up the good work and listen to this week’s episode you will learn a ton! This week we discuss the importance of awards, being yourself, learning styles, murder and tattoos! Maybe if you listen to the podcast then you won’t have to create a sentient bubble to be your friend!

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