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Bad Counsel

Balker Talker Media

The most Outrageous advice podcast you"ve ever heard.

comedy improv

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80:33

Dancing for Gold

Bad Counsel ·

2024/08/22

Sound Bites"I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted.""Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I mean?""He's a check down machine.""My new passion is watching strangers listen to Rush for the first time""For some reason, seeing these people discovering this band that I've loved all my life and really appreciating them, because that's part of the fun is that they really respect their musicianship and they're

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109:49

Don't Judge Me!

Bad Counsel ·

2024/08/15

Sound Bites"I love that feeling""I voice record what I'm thinking""Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues""Mmm, nice slow ghost.""How much does Tammy like them or the woman? Is she gonna miss the relationship or is she like, yeah, that's cool, we don't have to see them as much?""He actually has my secondary range finder.""Now it's dead. Yeah.""A rope around its neck.""Oh, yeah, at least it wasn't in a pot.""Trying to poke her, buddy. That's it. That's the only hole

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94:37

Just The Tip, Please

Bad Counsel ·

2024/08/08

Sound Bites"So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets.""How many residents did you have to get this notice to?""I'm gonna burn the whole day""It was all couples.""Was it sexy enough that when you got home that night you could recall specific scenes and use that as your masturbatory material?""I'm going to see limp biscuit.""You stop laughing. You stop laughing.""Whatever it is. Whatever. I love you, though, man. I do love you

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93:29

Slapping It Behind The Wheel

Bad Counsel ·

2024/07/31

Sound Bites"I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love""So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good.""Well, sorry Tim. I guess I'm a flawed person.""I cannot fucking believe it. Like after watching him like roll a fucking car and then being upside down, I'm sure that fucking kid's gonna be sore as hell today or yesterday.""Upside down you turn me""Oh my God.""That guy's a fucking genius.""Your parallel parking. Ooh, that's a

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83:27

Kissing Cousins

Bad Counsel ·

2024/07/25

Sound Bites"Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?""There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man.""I feel like I stink more now than I did when I was a younger man.""Oh, they're gonna start carrying man.""Yeah, I shake till I cum.""Actually, actually this whole this whole week I've had great one of Greg's songs from Winston the musical stuck in my It's the underpants song gets really in my head, what would they say about my underpants?""Oh, no, no

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91:52

The Price of Victory

Bad Counsel ·

2024/07/15

Sound Bites"I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only""I like being more of a generalist""I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it justice to evaluate""Yeah, there's a lot of celebrity deaths. Yeah, fourth. And you know what? Somebody you didn't even suspect, somebody young relatively speaking. Yeah.""Oh yeah. Well I liked her and she had a little bit part in Annie Hall too that I liked. She played a kind of a vacuous model that Woody Allen was dating

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100:05

Bro Code Blackmail

Bad Counsel ·

2024/07/11

Sound Bites"The Indians saved their ass so many times""The Native Americans saved them""The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam""Replace truth for fiction for truth.""I hope that I'm making you feel obligated to invite us in the future""We're like old bandmates who get that we're kind of inextricably linked together""Seriously though, I have two friends that I've been friends with since the ninth grade. We're so close that a lot of our friends refer to us as Moe,

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88:29

The Masturbation Fairy

Bad Counsel ·

2024/07/02

Sound Bites"That is a bad day. That is a bad day.""I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations.""I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's like it's still more difficult to close.""We're gonna bring a bunch of edibles to Pittsburgh Bird, so that'll be fun.""Is it reciprocal? Like if you've got a medical card from Florida, is it?""Jessica Rabbit was hot. I don't care in any way.""You're not winning the over 50 with a GoPro on your head, Greg. You gotta just...""You

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112:11

Wet Diapers and Regret

Bad Counsel ·

2024/06/25

Keywordslightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attraction, relationships, adolescence, adulthood, waitresses, hope, dreams, high school, crushes, cool kids, reunions, misadventures, eccentricities, balconies, fear of heights, rock climbing, weight loss, conversation, action figures, accessories, humor, interchangeable eyebrows, bottomless gummy pouch, stripper pole,

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93:55

The Slabjacker

Bad Counsel ·

2024/06/19

We were down a member tonight, but the four of us soldiered on....★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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100:19

Dip Me On The Dance Floor!

Bad Counsel ·

2024/06/12

Sound Bites"There's some altitude there.""I've had Lyme before.""She's got to like pull a tick out of the car.""It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible.""That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?""My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there.""You played with other teams, you

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94:11

Bell's Paulie Everybody!

Bad Counsel ·

2024/06/05

Sound Bites"The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories.""The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Satanism provides insight into the perception and interpretation of religious and cultural symbols.""The use of nicotine and experiences with nicotine products are shared, highlighting personal preferences and experiences with different forms of nicotine consumption.""I've actually listened to that

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76:05

The Tooth Fairy Murder (Erica's Fav)

Bad Counsel ·

2024/05/22

Erica picks her favorite while we are all on vacation...★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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106:07

Who Gets Eaten First?

Bad Counsel ·

2024/05/15

Keywordsfamily, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, apocalypse, cannibalism, hypothetical scenarios, 150th episode, listener's favorite episode, milestones, banter, husband, Chiefs, Super Bowl, child's birth, truth, placenta, eating placenta, oral sex, Trump, Biden, humor, bodily fluids, taste, period, deep fakes, cheating, AI, porn, misinformation, deep fakes, analog media,

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100:11

Flocking and Rocking

Bad Counsel ·

2024/05/08

Keywordsconcert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Belushi, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynn, Birkenstock shoes, popularity, aesthetics, lesbians, preferences, stereotypes, misconceptions, instructional videos, cunnilingus, embarrassing stories, high school crushes, prank calls, failed relationships, voyeurism, exhibitionism, exhibitionism, sociopathy, lack of empathy, right and wrong,

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98:07

How To Win A Street Fight

Bad Counsel ·

2024/05/01

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86:25

The Wife Swappin' Blues

Bad Counsel ·

2024/04/24

Keywords:gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comedy shows, musicals, collaboration, rap, rock, funny anecdotes, 4/20, chores, stoned, scary documentary, nuclear testing, games, tattoo contest, coworker, divorce, tattoos, funny tattoos, strange tattoos, 80s music, Sister Christian, losing virginity, songs, music, 80s, 90s, trade, relationships, infidelity, podcast, movies,

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82:45

Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids

Bad Counsel ·

2024/04/17

Sound Bites"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences.""We eat most of our meals in bed""Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests""Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing""Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer.""You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making them.""Getting the cops involved is always the worst thing to do.""Any

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91:05

Twink in a Box

Bad Counsel ·

2024/04/10

Keywordstattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controversy, fingering dogs' anal glands, Legoland, Disney World, party, infidelity, swinging, mistaken identity, guns, appearance, attraction, intimacy, fashion, style, acting, transformation, relationship advice, The Cure, Robert Smith, dressing for comfort, artists, setlist, drummer, book, stuck in an era, makeover contest,

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99:03

G.W.A. (Gingers with Attitudes)

Bad Counsel ·

2024/04/03

TakeawaysUsing TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience.Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected.Understanding and empathizing with your partner's emotions, even if you don't personally relate to them, is

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