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PODCAST

Functional Chaos Podcast

Dev, Jade, and Kali

Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!

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Ep. 28 It Tastes & Smells Like Cheese - Bandits, Body...

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2023/06/26

Another Week, Another Episode of Chaos! This episode is brought to you by the letter, B, and Boy do we have some Bangin' topics to share! Kali starts us off with her topic, Bandits of History, and she really did find some interesting thieves to share! Next is Dev giving us a lecture on Body language and she finishes her topic by bringing out the whiteboards! Jade is here to finish us off with a lighter take on her topic of, Break-Ups! Don't worry there isn't any sad sad this week

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01:23:36

Ep. 27 WE'RE BACK!! - Am I The A**Hole?!

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2023/06/19

AHHHHHHH! It's time for round 2 of our alphabetic podcast! This week we are back at it again with our chaotic episodes and this season we're doing things a little different. Instead of drawing a letter each week, we're going to be drawing our topics!! This means we'll be going in full-blown order. Kind of the functionality of the functional chaos gang; if you know you know 😂. Starting our adventure with the letter A, we're telling Am I the Asshole stories y'all!If you have any AITA stories,

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Ep. 26 SEASON FINALE!!! - Pterodactyl, Porn, and...

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2023/05/29

It's the FINAL EPISODE of our very first season!! We have had so much fun trying to figure out our flow and getting to meet our little listening community during the beginning of this functionally chaotic podcasting journey! This week the ice breaker shows to be a little bit of a struggle trying to put foot masks on! Dev starts us off this week telling us facts we didn't know about pterodactyl's and boy do some of them get exciting and confusing! Jade is next to give us 10 exciting facts

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01:23:08

Ep. 25 Was It Good For You? - Illegal Things in the USA!

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2023/05/22

Welcome to another week of chaos! Kali went to the Hospital and tells an absolutely hilarious story of what she encounter while she was there! Jade brings us our intellectual IceBreaker by having us take an IQ test. The results are self-conciousness inducing! Thanks. Anyway, each of the goofy gals will list off some weird, surprising, and old ass laws across the USA! And Jade is actually the only one that is prepared this week, as Dev didn't prepare, and Kali didn't understand the

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01:27:06

Ep. 24 Your Butt is Too Big for That - Cats,...

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2023/05/08

Welcome to another week of more topics you probably don't care about but we want to talk about! On this episode of WTF is going on, we have Kali starting us off with 10 amazing cat facts you probably didn't know! Then Dev drops in with some hilarious missed connections around the Portland area from none other than Craigslist! Finishing us off, we have Jade educating us on the shopping cart theory, that tests if you're a good person or not! As always, we finish the episode off with a

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01:39:42

Ep. 23 I Have BPD, Here's My Story, I F*ing Hate...

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2023/05/01

This week Jade brings her co-worker and our self-proclaimed biggest chaos fan, Justine! A perfect guest for this week's topic! We be telling "Karen" stories. Some stories are from the internet but most of them are our own stories from us all working in customer service. If you have any stories you would be okay with us sharing in the future, send them to our email: functionalchaospodcast@gmail.com Our Source: -

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01:37:25

Ep. 22 It's My Birthday Look At Your Tits! - 'E'...

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2023/04/24

Another week, another chaotic episode. BUT! This week, things are a little different as we are now on YouTube for your viewing pleasure! You asked for it and we heard you! Please give us a little bit of grace as we try to navigate this new platform and the world of video! We know the quality might be questionable and we appreciate your continued love and support! It's Dev's BIRTHDAY!! Don't forget to send her a little happy birthday to our fan favorite weirdo! It's a brand new decade

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01:36:40

Ep. 21 We Need Our Own Studio - Drunk Stories

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2023/04/17

Happy Chaotic Monday! This weeks episode needs to start with a disclaimer! *Please remember to always consume alcohol responsibly! We never encourage anyone to follow in the footsteps of some of the stories you will hear! We also never encourage underage drinking, even though we know it might happen still remember to be safe and responsible!* Okay now that that's out of the way!! Lets tells some drunk stories! Some stories, in our group topic, are personal experiences of ours and others are from

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Ep. 20 Happy Birthday Filthy Sweetheart - Underground...

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2023/04/10

It's Kali's Birthday!!! But it's also Easter! So Happy Day to both. Easter baskets are a must and even the ladies wear bunny ears throughout this episode! This week on our 'U' inspired episode Kali starts us off with talking about some underground cities around the world. Dev and Jade both chose Urban dictionary but they each took a unique spin on the Urban Dictionary game. We really encourage you follow us on instagram to interact with the weekly Icebreakers! Also our socials

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Ep. 19 She Touched Me With Her Clams - Yahoo Answers

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2023/03/27

This week's group topic is all about Yahoo Answers; RIP. We take lists of the weirdest, funniest, and most random questions ever asked on Yahoo Answers to share our favorites with you! Yahoo Answers was launched in 2005 and ultimately switched to a 'read only' platform in early 2021. Over these 16 years there were millions of questions asked and answered from all over the world! Jade even admits to being a "Yahoo Answers Fiend" throughout her childhood! Did you ever use Yahoo

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Ep. 18 That Made Me Fart - Quick things, Quirky...

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2023/03/20

Happy Chaotic Monday! Another week of us just being ourselves and basking in the chaos! Jade starts us off with a list of things that are Quick! The things on the list might surprise you and you might learn something new to tell at parties. Kali gives us a list of quirky things humans do and don't talk about! Comment your quirky human things! Dev finishes the episode with a game of Quality or Quantity. The answers from each of us might surprise you or possibly not make any sense. You can play

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Ep. 17 Tossin' Da Tussy - Tea Spilling Trivia

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2023/03/13

This week the gals play the Newly Wed Game but friends addition! One at a time, the ladies will stick their hand in an octopus and pull out a question (personal? Probably!). They will then answer the question on their whiteboard while the other ladies guess what the correct answer is! How well do these besties know each other? This was so fun to do! And we definitely learned a lot about one another that will bring us closer together or even more convinced that we're just a group of misfits! Let us

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Ep. 16 Fainting on the Delivery Man - Frog Facts,...

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2023/03/06

This week we decided to drink some adult punch for this episode, per your many requests! Sis, we get pretty silly! Especially Jadey Bean who starts off a bit over buzzed. As a reminder we encourage everyone to drink responsibly! Dev starts us off with FACTS about her favorite animal.. FROGS! Learning about these adorable creatures both educates and frightens the other ladies! Jade gives us a lesson in FEAR responses! You know the ones; Fight and Flight, but did you know there are 6 more common fear

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Ep. 15 Wipe Till White - Normal or Nah

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2023/02/27

Inspired by the amazing Podcast Toni&Ryan, we decided that for our 'N' topic we would play a little game called Normal or Nah! We are either the poster children for being normal humans, or we could just straight up be aliens from outer space! We do learn, however, that Jade is possibly more of the neurotypical which is what bring the functionality to our chaotic-ness! Something you may do yourself, others you might just look at us differently; either way we can't stop being who we are and

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Ep. 14 Face Dump Truck - Last Breath, Latex, & Lyric...

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2023/02/20

AAAAANNNNDDDD we're back! Thank You for baring with us while we sorted through some scheduling hiccups and gave Kali enough time to remind her legs how to be legs instead of potatoes; Sooooo here we go! 'Kali starts us off with the epic story of Chris Lemons, a Saturation Diver whose story was told on the Netflix Documentary, Last Breath. Trust, this story is WILD! Dev takes them on a historical and informative path of the Latex world. The gals learn a lot they didn't know, but mostly they overwhelm

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Ep. 13 Group Topic - Vocabulary

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2023/02/06

We be doing Vocab this week! Dev, Jade, and Kali all bring in 3 words they like with their definitions. They have to guess each others words or definitions in this weeks episode based on the letter 'V'! Dev, surprises everyone with an additional BONUS word to send us off! Jade, picked 3 words that were historically used in letter writing back when that was popular! Kali, gives us some pretty practical words to use from here to the future! Thank You all for tuning into this weeks Chaotic Monday

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Ep. 12 High Ho, High Ho's - Hot Takes & High Stories

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2023/01/30

Jelly Jade is outty this week cause she got the ick! So Dev and Kali take on the challenge of giving everyone a semi-functioning show! Amongst the chaos they were more than capable! Kali gives us some of her controversial Hot Takes! Followed by Dev that gives us a great belly laughs with High Stories! This episode was recorded early in the morning so there might be some pretty insane ideas about to be heard! Dev's Sources: -

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Ep. 11 Dumpy Bubby - GAMES!

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2023/01/23

Game Night! We've gone weekly y'all!! We are super excited and the best way for us to accomplish this we're going to do a common topic every other week. The other weeks will be individual topics!! In saying that, we played a few games: Whose Most Likely? and The Whisper Game! Hope you can keep up with this weeks episode, especially because its the first time Dev is bringing us our Ice Breaker. Follow us on Instagram to play along with us in our story all week long! As always, Thank You for listening

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Ep. 10 Traumatized Birthday Surprise - WYR, Worms, &...

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2023/01/16

It's Jade's BIRTHDAY!!! Don't forget to wish her a happy frickin' birthday on January 17th! We know the audio sounds very..... questionable, quiet and loud at the same time! Sooooooo sorry. Our Mic was Stolen! XD Just our luck right? Anyway it's a hell of an episode, so if you can get past the audio we promise you definitely won't be disappointed! Kali starts us off with a little game of Would You Rather? And boy do things get chaotic! Devan's topic this week is worms and we all learn of Jade

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Ep. 9 Always Let Woman Finish - Ridiculous & Resolutions

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2023/01/02

Kali's sister Karli and her best friend, Nyah, are home from college! And here to give you a chaotic new perspective to the podcast! Unfortunately, we have missed Jade this week because of her father passing away unexpectantly. We encourage our listeners to send Jade some love through our Instagram and TikTok pages! Handles Below ↓! We Love You Jade!! Dev is enlightening us with a list she's created, of all the things she finds ridiculous, and Kali will teach us (with the most of Dev's Help) how to

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