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29:02

Christian Joy Comes Out Of Sorrow

FBC Minneola ·

2024/05/12

Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning? Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed. Mom No. 1: How does that help? Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there. Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? Dad: No. Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom…

28:48

True Life

FBC Minneola ·

2024/04/21

A man and woman thought they needed to go to couples counseling because, while they had a strong marriage, there was just one thing that drove the wife crazy. So they get in the car and get to the office and the first thing the counselor says, “So, what brought you here today?” The wife immediately speaks…

18:47

3 Aspects Of A True Believer

FBC Minneola ·

2024/04/14

Here are some funny things that were found on church signs: Don’t let worries kill you, let the church help. The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet Him. Historical/Cultural…

41:41

The Moral Compass FBC Min (April 7)

FBC Minneola ·

2024/04/07

32:35

Serving Jesus, Even If We Fail

FBC Minneola ·

2024/03/17

Secular - The Title today is Serving Jesus, Even If We Fail. The Following story is about a judge who failed. A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I…

27:27

Lessons To Learn From Judas

FBC Minneola ·

2024/03/10

A thief breaks into a house at around 3 AM. As he's walking about in the house with his flashlight, he hears a voice whisper, *"Jesus is watching you!"* Startled, he points his flashlight towards the source of the voice. In the corner of the room, there's a birdcage with a parrot in it. The thief breathes…

23:59

Believing God Even When No One Else Does (Part 1)

FBC Minneola ·

2024/01/21

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. So during a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything…

26:44

The Promise(s) Of Jesus

FBC Minneola ·

2024/01/14

Secular - Today is about promises, so let me tell you a story about a balloonist who is about to break his promise. A hot air balloonist got blown way off course. Realizing how lost he was he decided to lower altitude to see if he could get some help from someone on the ground. He saw a large wilderness…

19:13

The Good Shepherd

FBC Minneola ·

2024/01/07

1. What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa 2. Where do sheep get their wool cut? The baa-baashop 3. What do you get when you cross a sheep and some chocolate? A candy baa 4. What’s a sheep’s favorite snack? A baaanana 5. What’s a French sheep’s favorite holiday? Baastille Day 6. What do you…

31:51

Who Do You Say Jesus is (Part 2)

FBC Minneola ·

2023/12/31

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!” Hard times set in on the elderly…

16:25

FBC Min (Dec. 24)

FBC Minneola ·

2023/12/24

36:16

Who Do You Say Jesus Is?

FBC Minneola ·

2023/12/17

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me,…

21:47

Don't Use God's Grace As An Excuse For Sin

FBC Minneola ·

2023/11/26

Today we are talking a bit about excuses to sin. Here is a couple of excuses for thing I thought were funny: When our new hire didn’t show up for work, I called her. She explained that her mother had passed away and that she would need a few days off for bereavement. “Of course,” I said. A week went…

27:35

God Doesn't Alway Meet Your Expectations

FBC Minneola ·

2023/11/19

Secular - A new talented astronaut ascends to space carrying the expectation of all his crew members. But moments just before he reached space, he decided to turn the rocket back and land back on earth. After he got out, people questioned why he didn’t continue to space. He said “my teacher once asked…

26:50

Effective Witnessing

FBC Minneola ·

2023/11/12

A Minister was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This dog…

25:45

FBC Min (Nov. 5)

FBC Minneola ·

2023/11/05

20:38

Will You Turn Away?

FBC Minneola ·

2023/10/29

Today we are asking the question. Will you turn away? So I thought a story about running away might help. An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irish man are running away from a murder They run into a hotel and say to the concierge “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man trying to kill us!” The concierge…

34:07

Depend on Jesus (Part 1)

FBC Minneola ·

2023/10/15

An Atheist tourist was walking around Belfast and noticed all the community centre events for either Catholics or Protestants. After checking out yet another board, he asked a staff member: Atheist: "What do you do in this town if you're an Atheist?" Staff member: "Well sir, that depends.” Atheist: “Depends…

24:55

Jesus Is A Problem Solver

FBC Minneola ·

2023/10/08

Secular - Today we are talking about How Jesus solves problems and meets our needs. Here is a story about an innovative problem solver. According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick…

24:30

Which Resurrection Is Your Resurrection?

FBC Minneola ·

2023/10/01

Secular - Today we are talking about a decision that can change the course of your life. However, hear are some jokes about decisions A man woke up with an allergic reaction spreading all over his body. Instinctively he thought to go straight to the doctor, but then he realized quickly that one should…

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