PODCAST

That Checks Out

Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!

comedy improv

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63:10

A Whale Wingmom and Nutty Buddy Cave

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2024/09/09

The guys discuss why it's so important to hide your laughter when strange toddlers get injured, how landscapers cannot be held accountable to mow while they’re mourning, and when you cannot find an old person in a room full of 48 year old people.

50:50

Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes

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2024/09/02

The guys discuss when a notary is necessary to buy booze, why it’s plausible to get robbed by 3 out of every 4 people while on a spiritual retreat, and how Damon believes he could be the “king of the jungle” if given a fair fight.

48:31

Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves

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2024/08/26

The guys discuss exactly what is the best invention to keep your apples and frying pans from falling under your couch, how French business students can quench your thirst and yet still leave you sticky, and why a 2014 Hyundai Genesis guarantees you both a good time and a settlement.

64:14

Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…

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2024/08/19

The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00 purchase protection, and why it’s imperative that you take your bike with you to the top of Mt. Everest so you don’t have to walk back home to Sweden.

60:22

The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks

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2024/08/12

The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointment unless you’re into cardio, and how the magic of four wheel drive has enabled the disabled to enjoy majestic views.

52:56

Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A...

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2024/08/05

The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and why it’s necessary to cancel your flight when the pilot pulls up in Ford Focus.

57:40

Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”

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2024/07/29

The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an overworked robot who’s never invited to happy hour should be denied access to stairwells.

55:51

Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets

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2024/07/22

The guys discuss how according to Instagram it’s “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day will result in a coworker kicking the door in, and when 17 cans of stolen Pringles and a getaway bike will get you a six month jail sentence.

57:23

“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade

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2024/07/15

The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn’t constitute owning a grenade launcher, and how “hump enhancement” all but guarantees your camel will be disqualified from competition.

56:59

PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles

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2024/07/08

The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear.

50:29

Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal

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2024/07/01

The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate.

67:47

A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and...

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2024/06/24

The guys discuss why Father’s Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it’s absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous list of records.

60:52

Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren

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2024/06/17

The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant.

63:45

The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios

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2024/06/10

The guys discuss why it’s imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms.

56:59

Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks

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2024/06/03

The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician.

48:59

McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish

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2024/05/27

The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you’re hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China.

53:03

Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free...

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2024/05/20

The guys discuss why you’d never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can’t bring your stepbrother back.

62:23

70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell

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2024/05/13

The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry.

52:00

Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes

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2024/05/06

The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks.

55:18

Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs

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2024/04/29

The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity.

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