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Seedy Business

There"s nothing cozier than curling up with a seed catalog and dreaming about next year"s garden. Seedy Business is a relaxing, pathologically low-stakes chat between Allison, a biologist, and Roman, just some guy, about garden seeds and how they are marketed. Listen as we struggle in vain to suppress our natural inclinations toward vocal leftism and recreational vulgarity to deliver a soothing seed experience.

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05:25

Seedy Shorts: Black Widow bites, Chimeras, and...

Seedy Business ·

2021/04/23

Just throwing up some audio again for this week's Seedy Short, in which Allison says smart things about embryos and Roman struggles to remember an NPR story he heard earlier that day. We'll be back to straight-read Seedy Shorts next time! Seedy Shorts are USUALLY brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes

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53:32

Episode 34: "A Year in Covid" Seed Catalog Awards...

Seedy Business ·

2021/04/16

Allison and Roman reflect back on a fun and carefree last twelve months by getting into the spirit of Awards Season. Join us as we confer some of the most prestigious awards in the industry, including but not limited to "Best/Worst Corn Ideology," "Meatiest Seed Description," "Most Devastating Viral Pandemic of 2020," and the first annual "MyPillow Guy Award for Carniest Seed Catalog Product." Mark Henry retirement speech from WWE Smithsonian video on squirting cucumbers Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod

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03:05

Seedy Shorts: Allison's Hot Take on Cancel Culture

Seedy Business ·

2021/04/09

Hey y'all. Just offering you a recent outtake as our Seedy Short for this week. Next Friday, April 16th, should be our Year in Covid episode. Miss you, love you, byeeeeee. xoxoxo Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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41:34

Episode 33: Recorded on March 28, 2017

Seedy Business ·

2021/04/02

Hey! As it turns out, Allison and Roman weren't able to record a new episode for this week, so instead we're dropping previously unreleased, arguably unlistenable audio. It's the second thing we ever recorded from five years ago this very week. Consider it like a rotten Easter egg of sorts. They settle on a podcast name, discover Strictly Medicinal for the first, magical time, reveal the grotesque origins of manna from heaven, and ask the age-old question: What's the fastest you've ever consumed a

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08:05

Seedy Shorts: Specialty Fruit from Jung Seeds &...

Seedy Business ·

2021/03/26

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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47:58

Episode 32: Jung Seeds & Plants Spring 2021

Seedy Business ·

2021/03/19

Allison and Roman relish in their newfound citrus ownership with the Spring 2021 Jung Seeds & Plants Catalog, reveal their most recent garden ornament purchase, and debate what plant sacrilege constitutes' "God's Gushers." Jung Seeds & Plants Spring 2021 catalog Allison and Roman's most recent Florida garden addition Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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08:39

Seedy Shorts: Grains from Adaptive Seeds 2021

Seedy Business ·

2021/03/12

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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42:32

Episode 31: Adaptive Seeds 2021

Seedy Business ·

2021/03/05

Allison and Roman delight in the completely text-based but nonetheless charming Adaptive Seeds 2021 catalog, discuss which rival podcasts are BITERS, speculate on whether plants can go feral, and listen to far more of a tangentially-relevant-to-amaranths Elton John song than could possibly be considered fair use. 100pcs FRESH Purple Watermelon Seeds Organic Vegetable Fruit for Home Garden <- Thanks, Emily Adaptive Seeds 2021 catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email:

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06:05

Seedy Shorts: Tomatoes from Hudson Valley Seed...

Seedy Business ·

2021/02/26

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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Episode 30: Hudson Valley Seed Company 2021

Seedy Business ·

2021/02/19

Allison and Roman read from the artistically inclined Hudson Valley Seed Company's 2021 catalog, debate which cities are cool enough but not too cool to have carrot hot dogs, and wonder what type of vegetables they can grow in the absence of both sun and soil. Also: Roman eats a chiltepin pepper on mic, making for some truly unlistenable audio. Hudson Valley Seed 2021 Catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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07:47

Seedy Shorts: Valentine's Day Special - Roses from...

Seedy Business ·

2021/02/12

A very special Valentine's Day Seedy Short. Please forgive our egregious mispronunciations of French. Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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41:37

Episode 29: Native Seeds/SEARCH 2021

Seedy Business ·

2021/02/05

Allison and Roman enjoy the beautifully designed and ideologically commendable Native Seeds/SEARCH 2021 catalog, revisit their local race for Soil and Water Commissioner, express regret over not having taken a pile of dirt from the side of the road, watch some dude eat chiltepins and evangelize for crypto-currency, and discuss what statues they'd like to have in their own garden. Let us know if you have or want any statues in your garden, or better yet send pictures! Papa Pepper chiltepin

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05:46

Seedy Shorts - Melons That Are Not Watermelons from...

Seedy Business ·

2021/01/29

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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39:56

Episode 28: Willhite Seed 2021

Seedy Business ·

2021/01/22

Allison and Roman discuss the Willhite Seed 2021 Catalog as their next-door neighbor throws an exceedingly ill-advised super-spreader party. They cancel Baker Creed Seeds over their Cliven Bundy fiasco, ponder the tautology of the Truck Buster watermelon, take a big ole' dump on Morgan County Seeds, and render their podcast unlistenable with drive-time radio sound effects. Willhite Seed, Inc. 2021 Catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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05:39

Seedy Shorts - Beneficial Insects from Territorial...

Seedy Business ·

2021/01/15

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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39:34

Episode 27: Territorial Seed Company Spring 2021

Seedy Business ·

2021/01/08

Ringing in the new year in style, Allison and Roman discuss the Territorial Seed Company's Spring 2021 catalog, fantasize like perverts about this coming year's garden, and take a huge dump on the melon of our youth: the honeydew. Territorial Seed Company Spring 2021 Catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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21:55

Seedy Shorts: Artificial Christmas Trees!

Seedy Business ·

2021/01/01

Allison and Roman offer you a very special holiday Seedy Short installment wherein we allow you to look upon our horrible forms and read you descriptions of artificial Christmas Trees. Happy New Year! Over on the Instagram, you can watch this Seedy Short as our FIRST FORAY INTO VIDEO CONTENT. Balsam Hill Artificial Trees Seedy Shorts are (typically) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable

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29:15

Episode 26: Christmas Trees!

Seedy Business ·

2020/12/25

In Part 1 of their holiday special, Allison and Roman read description of Christmas Tree varieties, debate the comparative merits of the National Christmas Tree Association and pickyourownchristmastree.org, speculate on what kind of tree their cat would most enjoy eating, and admire the Grinch's big ole' ass. Tune in next Friday both here and on our Instagram for a very special Seedy Short where we'll read descriptions of *fake* Christmas trees. Christmas Tree descriptions from

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05:38

Seedy Shorts: New Offerings from Fedco Seeds and...

Seedy Business ·

2020/12/18

Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com

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46:10

Episode 25: Fedco Seeds and Supplies 2021

Seedy Business ·

2020/12/11

Allison and Roman dive into the hot-off-the-presses 2021 Fedco catalog which - SPOILER ALERT - is one of the greats. They also fret about whether Trader Joes owns intellectual copyright over their sweet potatoes, itch their chigger bites, and argue over Allisons's stubborn refusal to acknowledge the Fahrenheit system. And after a brief hiatus, they welcome the return of their now-classic segment What the Fuck Is That? Plant or Marvel character edition... Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter:

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