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Real Gud Pros

A hockey podcast from two women who care about the Toronto Maple Leafs a totally normal amount.

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01:42:28

S03E07: More Soap Operas, Less Hockey

Real Gud Pros ·

2021/02/24

Let’s go clowns, we’re getting mad about the progression of time. This week in Leafs news we bring out our dead as part of our weekly injury updates, discuss the addition of Alex Galchenyuk, and weep over how damn nice of a person Jack Campbell is. We venture out of the North division to remind everyone that Covid does in fact exist, revisit the classic rivalry that is the NHL vs the sun, and watch as Liz almost cries on air over Sidney Crosby’s career.

01:26:54

S03E06: Yakety Sax in a Minor Key

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2021/02/18

Welcome to one of our most chaotic episodes to date. Personally, I blame all that love in the air … or maybe the fact Liz and our wonderful guest, Ruby, were heavily caffeinated. With less “real” news this week, we focus our attention on John Tavares becoming the hockey equivalent of an Avon lady, the weird and wacky games of the week, and the importance of mullets. Finally, in the spirit of the season, we hand out some valentines to NHLers across the league. Our sincerest apologies to Michael

01:29:01

S03E05: Wet Mouth Noises

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2021/02/10

Apparently we can’t have nice things, go figure. We begin this week mourning the loss of our beloved father Wayne. I know we ask this all the time, but are we cursed? From there we move onto other topics like how covid filled the US divisions are, the suspension of the NWHL season, and frankly, the most important news of the week: does Mitch Marner have a kitten?

01:43:12

S03E04: Designated Punching Drywall

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2021/02/03

Hold your loved ones close, the Leafs are dropping like flies. This week we express regret about the whole blood sacrifice thing … did we accidentally call for Campbell’s demise? We laugh at DeAngelo getting put on waivers, yell about Barstool continuing to exist, and cry with laughter over Tkachuk’s temper tantrum.

02:00:01

S3E03: Blood Sacrifice

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2021/01/27

Broken boys, get your broken boys here! This week we’re joined by the lovely Bree to discuss That article from The Athletic, the weird and wacky rules of covid hockey, sponsorships and the NWHL, and so much more! Come for the smart, measured hockey analysis; stay for the Simpsons to Leafs comparisons.

01:45:34

S03E02: Baby's First Counting Book

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2021/01/19

Are those real games we see on our TVs? Real games with real meaning? Say it ain’t so. The season is underway and we’re so excited to talk meaningful hockey again! Join us as we break down the Leafs’ first 3 games, briefly become a Flyers podcast, get very overwhelmed thinking about Stevie Y, and much more. Finally, we know everyone’s in need of a vacation so let’s visit some very unique tourist destinations with our favourite NHL teams.

01:49:59

S03E01: Unlimited Goalie Fights

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2021/01/13

Hockey’s back and so are we!! Welcome to Season 3 of Real Gud Pros, the last year of our ELC. Who’s excited for another cursed season that really shouldn’t be happening but is because we live in a capitalist hellscape? We breakdown the condensed pandemic season 2.0 and air our grievances. Alright, now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk hockey. We discuss Nolan Patrick’s upcoming revenge tour, how freakin’ weird it is that Chara is a Capital, and coo over our new boys whose names we may or may

01:47:20

37: Baby's First Beer Pong

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/11/17

What a season it’s been … and by season we mean 1000 years in hell! So if you see us imagining certain One Direction members as Leafs for some serotonin, mind ya business. Join us for our season finale as we speculate what next season will look like if it even happens, yell about racism and hockey culture (the usual), and lighten the mood slightly by revisiting our pre-season predictions. They were … not correct.

01:43:54

36: Powered by Dads

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/10/24

*taps mic* Is this thing on? We’re back and ready to discuss everything we’ve missed in the past … week. Yeah, let’s go with that. From the Stanley Cup Finals to the Boy Auction to Free Agency frenzy, we talk the moves the Leafs made, just how much the playoff bubbles seemed to suck, and the power of dads.

01:51:35

35: WAP (Wack A$$ Playoffs)

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/08/19

Grab your longstanding established close personal friends, we're going on a field trip to iconic Toronto tourist destinations as a form of coping. Join us as we rip the band-aid off and discuss the Leafs' elimination from the Stanley Cup qualifying round and the season that felt never-ending. Attempt to follow along as we take a sharp turn towards Medieval Times before returning to our regularly scheduled programming of playoff hockey. Finally, as the Leafs are technically unemployed we decided

01:40:42

34: Ghosts of Optimism Past

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2020/08/13

Listen, we know what ended up happening. But sometimes it’s good to revisit simpler times, like 3 hours before game 5 of the qualifying series. We were so young, so full of hope. Alas. This week we talk about the NHL’s embarrassing crack at social justice, or should we say solidarity, and real live NHL games! They happened! We miss them already. Listen to us break down the first 4 games of the series against Columbus and dream of a future that didn’t involve a second shut out by Korpisalo.

01:45:40

33: Sexy Cthulhu

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2020/08/04

You know that old saying, if you don’t have anything nice to say, just record a podcast about it? This week Helen and Liz congratulate the Leaf’s beloved captain on his upcoming second child via the medium of accidental roast, offer some thoughts on the recently announced NHL awards, and discuss the investigative prowess of everyone’s favourite intrepid boy reporter, Mitch Marner.

02:05:03

32: Sidney Crosby's Mump Face

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/07/20

We’re back and so is hockey … which is weird and conflicting and we need to work through our feelings about this. This week we discuss the NHL Draft and our new favourite team, Team E, the new CBA and the NHL’s return to the Olympics, and the elephant in the room, the NHL’s Return the Play plans. It’s a mess, folks. At least we have Hotel X, we’ll always have Hotel X.

02:34:52

31: Drunk Hockey History

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/05/18

What do you get when you combine three drunk gals and a hockeyless quarantine episode? Whatever this is! We’re joined by the wonderful Ruby to discuss the myriad of Leafs content, labour rights during a pandemic, the new Toronto-based NWHL team, and most importantly, our beloved Tkachuks. Finally, sit back and enjoy as we regale you with stories from hockey’s history as we put our own spin on Drunk (Hockey) History.

01:41:53

30: Accidental e-boy William Nylander

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/05/01

These are the Twitch streams that never end, they just go on and on my friend. The players starting streaming them as a way to fill their time, and they’ll continue streaming because they have no real bedtime.

01:32:45

29: Thunderdome

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/04/13

What do you call a hockey podcast with no hockey? Asking for a friend. There’s no rules in quarantine so get ready so a wildly chaotic time as we discuss the social media adventures of bored NHLers, poor facial hair decisions, Elizabeth’s deep appreciation for sibling content, who is quarantining together and why is it Frederik Andersen and Auston Matthews? Finally, we answer even more listener questions and decide the fate of NHLers we’ve forced to quarantine together. Who will come out with a new

01:21:09

28: We're Just Vibin'

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/03/30

It’s a mailbag episode, folks! Join us as we discuss who’s discovered Tik Tok, who’s drastically changing their hair, which Leafs would survive on a deserted island, and much more.

01:39:18

27: They Cancelled Sports

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2020/03/18

Day 5 without hockey. We’ve forgotten the sound of skates on ice. How many teams even are there in the NHL? What’s goalie interference? Oh wait, we never knew that. Well folks, they cancelled sports. This week we talk about the news on everyone’s mind: the coronavirus. But don’t worry, it’s not all pandemic talk! We also talk the forgotten Leaf to Leaf, weird NHL wedding traditions, and how we imagine the Leafs are handling quarantine. Finally, we cast the NHL into different TV Tropes because what

01:58:15

26: Gentle Slaughter

Real Gud Pros ·

2020/03/12

We had a normal one in Leafs Land this week – if by normal you mean disregarding players’ humanity because they haven’t been playing up to your standards. Oh and they have sponsorships, so screw ‘em! On a more positive note, we were introduced to the delight that is Len Barrie Sr this week. We break down the Mentor’s Trip Blueprint, the odd couple that is Jake Muzzin and Tyson Barrie, and join Zach Hyman in calling the Leafs’ Player Poll a farce! (Not actually, it was perfect – Zach needs to take

02:02:21

25: Finnish Boarding School

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2020/03/05

Whomst amongst us hasn’t gone on an incredibly popular podcast and been the absolute definition of h*rny on main? Is it not a universal experience to admit to an army of listeners that you’re in your feelings about a bro and his new girlfriend? This week we’re joined by Rahef to break down Auston’s complete lack of chill, trade deadline shenanigans, and the importance of celebrating the real heroes of the LGBTQ+ community, the allies. Finally, we plan our hometown dates with our final four bachelor

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