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PODCAST

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

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A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.

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All Episodes

01:17:01

Absolute Cuts #55 - 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/08/28

"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples?"Episode 55 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the Shakespearing, Frankie Valli singing, teacher flashing shitshow 10 Things I Hate About You. Mark and Ryan talk about the Oasis reunion, the rules of wet-shirt contests and why none of the schoolteachers in this film would ever keep their job. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and

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01:10:24

Absolute Cuts #54 - PREDATOR

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2024/08/23

"What's wrong Dillon, CIA got you pushing too many pencils"Episode 54 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the greased muscling, testosterone spunking, Arnie quipping classic Predator. Mark and Ryan talk about Bond girls, which British celebrity would play the Predator and why this might be the greatest film ever made. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email

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01:06:02

Absolute Cuts #53 - THE SIXTH SENSE

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2024/08/17

"I see dead people" Episode 53 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the Donnie Wahlberging , twisty turning, cheese dicking classic The Sixth Sense. Mark and Ryan talk about the Fringe, invent the game Cum Ball, and discuss what ghosts can actually do. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can follow the podcast on social media here

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01:11:24

Absolute Cuts #52 - GOAL

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/08/01

"My Father saw me play Fulham"Episode 52 of Absolute Cuts is the second of our Euros specials. This week's episode sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the globe trotting, Geordie stereotyping, Zinedine Zidaneing bin fire, Goal. Mark and Ryan talk about the Euros, racist Mexicans and why none of this film would every happen. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email

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01:14:29

Absolute Cuts #51 - ESCAPE TO VICTORY

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/07/04

"This frigging game is ruining my life"Episode 51 of Absolute Cuts is the first of our Euros specials. This week's episode sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the arm breaking, Victoire chanting, overhead kicking classic Escape To Victory. Mark and Ryan talk about Glastonbury, Pele talking like Borat and the sheer pointlessness of life. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email

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01:51:40

Absolute Cuts #50 - TRUE ROMANCE

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2024/06/28

"If there's one thing the last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it."Episode 50 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the roller coasting, call girling, coming home in a body bagging classic True Romance. Mark and Ryan talk about the Euros, Cillit Bang and shagging Elvis just before he died. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to

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01:30:29

Absolute Cuts #49 - BACK TO THE FUTURE

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/06/12

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."Episode 49 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 time travelling, flux capaciting, 1.21 gigawatting classic Back To The Future. Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen's tumour, Nelson's hair and how hot your younger Mum would have to be before you pumped her. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a

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01:31:49

Absolute Cuts #48 - LEON THE PROFESSIONAL

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/06/06

"I like these calm little moments before the storm." Episode 48 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1994 family slaying, contract killing, inappropriate sleepovering classic Leon The Professional. Mark and Ryan talk about how easy it would be to kill a pensioner, drinking milk in a car and why this film is just Luc Besson living out his weird fantasy life. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future

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01:29:18

Absolute Cuts #47 - SEX AND THE CITY 2

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/05/31

"Lawrence of my labia"Episode 47 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2010 camel riding, gay weddinging, hot nanny obsessing, desert storm of shit Sex And The City 2. Mark and Ryan talk about rainy music festivals, selling a house and how this film manages to be simultaneously racist, sexist, classist, homophobic and truly awful. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a

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01:26:46

Absolute Cuts #46 - GONE IN 60 SECONDS

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/05/22

"I always was a sucker for a redhead."Episode 46 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 Porsche jacking, Ferrari boosting, low-riding classic, Gone In 60 Seconds. Mark and Ryan talk about what they would do for £27 million, lawnmowers and why no one in this film is good at their job. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can

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01:41:45

Absolute Cuts #45 - SEX AND THE CITY

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/05/15

"I put a bird on my head." Episode 45 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008 altar jilting, closet building, Vivienne Westwooding, binfire Sex And The City. Mark and Ryan talk about Eurovision, why not one character in this horrific film is likeable at all and Cullen reads Nelson some of James Joyce's love letters. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email

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01:35:51

Absolute Cuts #44 - THE KARATE KID

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/05/08

"Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?" Episode 44 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1984, leg weeping, body bag getting, wax on/wax offing classic The Karate Kid. Mark and Ryan talk about the bald men meeting up, Nelson becoming an ice bath guy and Cullen's theory on how Miyagi made his money. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email

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01:37:36

Absolute Cuts #43 - IN BRUGES

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/05/01

"You're an inanimate f**cking object"Episode 43 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008, sight-seeing, Canadian punching, alcove dwelling classic In Bruges. Mark and Ryan talk about the Irish, Belgium and how to survive a tsunami. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can follow the podcast on social media here - Twitter :

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01:36:15

Absolute Cuts #42 - AIR FORCE ONE

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/04/25

"GET OFF MY PLANE" Episode 42 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997, plane hijacking, Harrison Fording, shite CGI-ing classic Air Force One. Mark and Ryan talk about balaclavas, Cullen trying to organise a game of 5's and what cool things Air Force One actually has? Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can follow the podcast

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01:13:33

Absolute Cuts #41- THE HANGOVER

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/04/18

"Not at the table Carlos"Episode 41 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2009, teeth pulling, tiger stealing, hooker marrying classic The Hangover. Mark and Ryan talk about Lady Gaga, treating a cut thumb and of course, VEGAS BABY. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can follow the podcast on social media here - Twitter :

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01:17:19

Absolute Cuts #40 - DONNIE DARKO

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/03/28

"Sometime I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."Episode 40 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2001, world saving, portal opening, 6ft rabbiting classic Donnie Darko. Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen getting a cat, teenage angst and why you are a bellend if you have an expensive bike. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You

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01:21:24

Absolute Cuts #39 - BATMAN (1989)

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/03/22

"Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds."Episode 39 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1989, caped crusading, rhubarb rubbing, pale moonlight dancing classic Batman. Mark and Ryan talk about horny Joker, the Bat Cock and take smelling salts during the record. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can follow the podcast on social

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01:17:36

Absolute Cuts #38 - AMERICAN HISTORY X

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/03/14

"People look at me and see my brother."Episode 38 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1999, kerb stomping, flag waving, shower assaulting classic American History X. Mark and Ryan talk about the Oscars, Edward Furlong and how many books Hitler wrote. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can follow the podcast on social media

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01:12:46

Absolute Cuts #37 - MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/03/08

"Those damn Gideons"Episode 37 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996, mask wearing, disavowing, NOC list stealing classic Mission Impossible. Mark and Ryan talk about peanuts, old email addresses and the worst thing you could steal from the CIA. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can follow the podcast on social media

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01:11:35

Absolute Cuts #36 - GOOD LUCK CHUCK

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ·

2024/02/29

"I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit"Episode 36 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007, frisbee throwing, breast showing, penguin's ass eating shitshow Good Luck Chuck. Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen being in Australia, red pandas and they struggle to convey how truly truly awful this film is. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email

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