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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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51:57

Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

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2025/07/25

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s Episode: Distorted […] The post Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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41:47

The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

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2025/07/25

I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1: […] The post The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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44:34

Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels

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2025/07/23

💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker […] The post Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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52:21

High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or...

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2025/07/21

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue. […] The post High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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52:06

Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization...

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2025/07/18

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend’s pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by “Recycle Gang” and the darkest corner of TikTok. 🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: […] The post Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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41:21

Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

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2025/07/16

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix […] The post Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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34:40

Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

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2025/07/14

🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […] The post Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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47:08

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

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2025/07/11

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:42

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have...

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2025/07/09

On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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55:43

Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History

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2025/07/07

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form […] The post Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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36:57

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

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2025/07/04

On Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: […] The post Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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44:38

Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

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2025/07/02

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […] The post Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:47

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

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2025/06/30

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Poop Lasagna On The High Seas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:02

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance...

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2025/06/27

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster” 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! 🎮 Mario Kart World: The Rage-Inducing Hellscape 🥵 Six-Year-Old Snack Reviews, Unfiltered 🌭 Murder Over a Hot Dog 💩 […] The post Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse first appeared on Distorted View

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40:28

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

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2025/06/25

On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child […] The post Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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47:42

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This...

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2025/06/23

On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: show@distortedview.com🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow Our New PO Box […] The post There’s No Sugar in My

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47:17

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

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2025/06/20

On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops […] The post My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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47:34

One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

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2025/06/18

On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets […] The post One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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40:40

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

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2025/06/16

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […] The post Liquid Death Water Demon Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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41:59

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

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2025/06/13

On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted […] The post Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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