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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join host, comedian and skeptic, Katelyn Hempstead and producer Alexis B. Preston, as their brilliant friends try to convince them of these and

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01:20:22

The Royals Are Frankensteins with Todd and Jessica...

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/10/29

Our dear friends are back in the Lizard Lair, and they've got an extra spooky conspiracy theory for you! Todd and Jessica McClintock make a triumphant return to tell us all about the British royal family and their reanimation shenanigans. They suspect that Liz, Wills, and all the rest are actually Frankenstein monsters, sewn-together corpses that take the best parts of the royal blood line and smoosh them together with hot body parts of regular dead people. This eerie theory weaves together Mary

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01:13:18

The Cold Vaccine with Kathy Yamamoto

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/10/22

We've got vaccines for polio, and mumps, and Covid-19, and even something called Hib (seriously, look it up). So why on earth don't we have a vaccine for the common cold? What are these scientists even doing all day?? The exceptionally funny Kathy Yamamoto is on the show this week to dive deep into the shady world of Big Kleenex/Big NyQuil/Big Hot Toddy and their devious plan to kill cold vaccines before they can cause them to lose a bunch of money. It's a complex plot that also involves mean

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01:27:41

Avril Lavigne's Clone with Christiana Morgenroth

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/10/15

She was a pop punk princess at the top of the world with a #1 album. She was a clone of that pop punk princess who was grown in a vat in Canada. Can we make it any more obvious??? This week we're getting into a new take on the theory that Avril Lavigne died in the early 2000's and was replaced by a body double. Only this time, we're getting sci-fi with it. Let hilarious producer and comedian Christiana Morgenroth explain. And along the way you'll learn all about Alexis, Christiana, and Katelyn's

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01:10:56

Krabby Patties are Made of Crab with Justin and Joey

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/10/08

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? And could they be... a cannibal? The Everything Reviewed boys are back with a theory so dark, so disturbing, that it just might ruin your childhood. See, Joey and Justin think that Mr. Krab's famous sandwiches might just be stuffed with crab meat. What else could be so delectable that it gets squids addicted and causes butt-related explosions?? Tune in for lots of tush talk, along with a brief history of everyone's childhood tv viewing, and lots of hummus

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01:14:38

Stephen King Is A European Ghost with Joey Clift

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/10/01

The spooky season is upon us, and it's time we finally discuss the well-known and well-supported theory that the world's most famous horror writer is himself a ghost. But not just any ghost. No, today we're getting into the theory that Stephen King is in fact a thousand year old ghost who smuggled his way over to the United States of America purely to get revenge on the North American Indigenous people by way of writing really racist books. If you're wondering how he got here, why he just sort of

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01:22:41

The Assassination of John Lennon with Yaki Margulies

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/09/24

We're back baby! Hope everyone had a great summer because it's time to talk about assassination and the Deep State. Friend of the show Yaki Margulies has returned to tell us all about the mysterious murder of John Lennon, and its possible ties to that boogeyman of most American mishaps, the CIA. How did the worst Beatle end up dead at the hands of some weird guy from Texas? Did it really have anything to do with famously annoying YA novel Catcher in the Rye? What happened to Bob Marley's foot? And

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01:21:50

Universal's King Kong Scam with Justin Michael

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/06/04

It's the last ep of the season before we take our summer break, and boy is it some beachy fun! Our longtime friend and first time guest Justin Michael stopped by the Lizard Lair to explain all about the sneaky things Universal Studios did to introduce a new dumb non-animatronic King Kong attraction in the 2000's. Like burn down half the damn theme park. And lie to a bunch of musicians. And sneak legos into a little boy's room. Think this sounds weird already? Just you wait. And while you're at it,

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01:15:34

Jane Austen Invented Game Theory with Mia Schauffler...

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/05/28

If you hear the words 'Game Theory' and picture a bunch of old dudes in glasses at Princeton talking about Soviet subs, you are a blind fool. The ideas behind game theory were only called game theory in the mid-20th century. But they've been around for a long long time, and they just might have been first discovered and described by everyone's favorite romantic novelist. That's right, we're talking Austen baby! Allie and Mia from P.S. I Love RomComs think that Jane is the real, uncredited inventor

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01:11:28

The Electric Universe Theory with Ben Dietzel

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/05/21

Are you ready to get EXCITED about SCIENCE??? Our dear friend Ben Dietzel is back on the podcast, and this time he's finally, definitely, for sure figured out what's going on with the earth. And actually the whole universe. Ben's got a bee in his bonnet about the Electric Universe theory, aka the Plasma Universe theory, aka the idea that the universe is extremely full of plasma and it's the reason for all the weird stuff that happens that science can't quite explain. Is plasma the reason that

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01:01:21

Lesbians Were Invented By The CIA with Anna Salinas

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/05/14

Lesbians! You know em, you love em, you are em. But what if we told you that lesbians were actually an invention of the Central Intelligence Agency? What if you were to learn that the very existence of lesbians is an elaborate scam dating back hundreds of years to distract women and keep the patriarchy in power? Sound confusing? You don't even know. This week the truly delightful writer and comedian Anna Salinas stopped by to explain the connections between queerness, Emergen-C, the ancient Greeks,

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01:24:27

The Zoo Hypothesis with Mel Cowan

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/05/07

What if aliens exist and they just think we're kind of boring? This is the provocative question bravely asked by our guest this week, returning fave Mel Cowan. Mel's ready to dive in to the Zoo Hypothesis, the idea that aliens are out there keeping an eye on our planet, not bugging us, just living their own lives. Buckle up for a nice kind episode full of musings about the nature of humanity, ponderings upon what it means to really communicate, jokes about Scooby Doo and Sea Monkeys, super niche

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01:08:34

Trader Joe's Parking Lots with Jessica McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/05/03

If you've ever shopped at a Trader Joe's, you know the deep and sense of doom that leak out of those palaces of peanut butter pretzels. But why are they so weirdly built, and why are the parking lots such nightmares to navigate? This week, returning champ Jessica McClintock is here to explain her theory on why the parking lots, the aisles, and sometimes even the food in a Trader Joe's grocery store are so friggin weird. Join us for a tale of corporate sliminess, urban anxiety, and seasonal

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01:01:46

Governments Keep Infrastructure Crappy On Purpose...

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/04/23

These dang governments. Are they just incompetent dinguses who are terrible at keeping the roads in driveable condition? Or are they Machiavellian geniuses who are intentionally imprisoning us in a jail made of asphalt and billboards and... like... railroad ties. Friends of the show Ashlyn Anstee and Grant Pardee are back and teaming up to talk about how governments keep infrastructure terrible so that we all move slower and pay more money and don't get to drive the speeds we really want to. Tune

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01:04:31

Monster Energy Is Satanic with Nina Concepcion

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/04/16

You know that feeling you get when you pound an energy drink and then put on your JNCOs and punch a wall? Could that feeling possibly be... from Satan?!? Ray of sunshine Nina Concepcion is back on the show this week, and she's got some information about Monster Energy that you're definitely going to want to hear. Nina suspects that Monster Energy came from that prince of darkness, that angel of pain, that nasty man, Lucifer Morningstar himself. And along the way we'll also discuss stuff like

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01:30:51

Jesus Didn't Die with Sydney O'Toole

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/04/09

Jesus Christ. You know him, you love him. But have you heard the theory that Jesus didn't actually die on Good Friday? That he in fact just kind of passed out as a result of sleepy drugs just like Romeo in that play? And that the whole thing was kind of a political stunt? If you haven't (or honestly even if you have) you're gonna want to listen in on this episode with dear friend of the show and host of the new podcast Sydney to Sydney, Sydney O'Toole! Lil Wayne's #1 fan also has some pretty

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01:21:08

Shrimp Guy with Kim Truong and Michelle Viray

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/04/02

Stop the presses! We're finally doing a topical episode. That's right - this week the hilarious co-hosts of Crush Fictionally, Michelle and Kim, stopped by to talk about the Shrimp Guy Saga and the possibility that the whole thing was a damn scam. Michelle and Kim think the whole thing smells fishy, and they suspect the culprit is the shrimp smuggler itself, Cinnamon Toast Crunch's parent company General Mills. Did a marketing person make this all up? Did General Mills' gamble pay off and reward

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01:18:17

The Nevada Election Scam with Zevon Odelberg

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/03/26

Remember when Nevada spent like 18 months counting the votes back in 2020? And remember how they refused to hurry up even as an insurrection was fomenting? And remember how people like to gamble in Nevada? Well this week's guest thinks these terrible memories just might be related. Podcast host Zevon Odelberg stopped by to recount (hehe) his scandalous theory on why it took forever to find out who won the presidential election Nevada, and it just might have something to do with the casinos, the

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01:08:08

Storks Bring Babies with Rian Kountzhouse

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/03/19

Dontcha just love Rian Kountzhouse? America's sweetheart of podcasting is back in the Lizard Lair, and this week he brings us a theory that is incredibly personal. Rian thinks that his adorable toddler Tate was delivered by stork. Yes, literally by a stork. And he also thinks that all human babies everywhere are also delivered by stork. Maybe also crane. Definitely a big white waterfowl. This episode is exactly as bonkers as you think it's gonna be and features some absolutely filthy language from

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01:24:37

The Blue Avians with Hollow Public Radio

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/03/12

They're baaaaack! The lovable lads from Hollow Public Radio came back by the Lizard Lair, and this time we're talking bird people. That's right - Grant, Alexis, and Michael have a theory involving the Blue Avians, a race of superintelligent benevolent interdimensional beings who just want to heighten our vibrations. But there's a dark shadow to our feathered friends, a malevolent force trying to ruin their kindly plans. What evil force is that? You're gonna have to listen to find out! Featuring

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The 5G Scam with Marian Yesufu

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories ·

2021/03/05

What's up with 5G? Is it a harmless tech upgrade that's making our phones faster? Is it a devious plot by the global elites to scramble our brains and give us cancer? Or is it... a third thing??? This week podcaster and founder of the Black Women In Comedy Festival Marian Yesufu dropped by to explain the real 5G plot. And it's not what you think - see, Marian is pretty sure 5G is yet another scam to get us to buy more stuff and live crappier lives. Along the way we also discuss baby barf, the state

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