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Distorted View Daily

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00:41:21

Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

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2025/07/16

🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – 07.16.2025Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily:🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix “Break the Cauldron.”✈️ Fork Fight at 40,000 FeetAn unruly child goes full gremlin on a 14-hour

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00:34:40

Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

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2025/07/14

🤯 On Today’s Show:Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday... on a Monday.👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for a round of “What’s That Sound?” where she hilariously misidentifies the noise of a man being crushed by a woman’s thighs. (Spoiler: not a haunted house.)💊 In

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00:47:07

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

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2025/07/11

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025Happy Friday, Freaks! We're closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let's celebrate with some of the most pungent, pissy, and profane clips we've collected.🧼 On Today’s Episode:💸 Livestream Begging Goes Full Yeast Infection:Meet Sheiky, a

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00:46:42

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have...

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2025/07/09

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 9, 2025🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness.👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable audio journey featuring a redheaded, foul-mouthed elderly woman moaning through an X-rated conversation. It’s every bit as disturbing as

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00:55:43

Gonad the Barbarian - Great Moments In Hentai History

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2025/07/07

On Today’s Show:🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form a queue.📼 Blast from the Hentai Past:Tim unearthed a piece of anime porn history: Gonad the Barbarian (1986), one of the first hentai titles

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00:36:56

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

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2025/07/04

🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily…🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: it gets dark.🔹 Learn about “Twinkie-shaped” holes, the dreaded death grip, stealthing tactics, and a controversial barebacking brotherhood.🔹 Plus: A horrifying Florida home covered in

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00:44:38

Iran's Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

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2025/07/02

On Today's Show:Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting sounds like, people.💩 Striking Brown Gold: Stool Donations in JapanTim dives into the surprisingly lucrative world of Japanese poop banks, where your bowel

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00:46:46

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

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2025/06/30

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds🚨 Poopocalypse Now! The “Trainwreck Poop Cruise” documentary inspires Lord Douche to consider another cruise. Tim recounts the floating sewage nightmare that was Carnival Triumph.💩 Shit Lasagna: We relive the day toilets failed, poop bags were distributed,

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00:48:01

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance...

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2025/06/27

🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 "AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster" 🚨On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity!Meet the man who fell in love with ChatGPT... despite having a real human wife and child.We dive deep into the subreddit r/MyBoyfriendIsAI, where emotionally needy humans and oversexed chatbots collide.Plus, the story of a woman who somehow ended up in an abusive relationship with

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00:40:28

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

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2025/06/25

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025On today’s show:🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves... banning braids and fake hair?😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child rape (ugh)🎒 Canadian school bus driver fired after dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl with “Lolita

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00:47:41

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This...

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2025/06/23

🗓 Today on the Show:🎖 Meade Skelton: Dreams of fatherhood, fantasies of Trump paternity, and confusing “sugar daddy” with being gay.📉 His livestream has dwindled to one sad viewer, but don’t worry—he’s still fighting the liberal war on styrofoam.🐶 A man gets into a shouting match with a dog… and loses.📞 A Florida senior calls 911 over 16,000 times. Turns out he just really hates his neighbors and possibly minorities.🤖 AI vs. the Elderly: Can ChatGPT save the near-dead from scams and

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00:47:16

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

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2025/06/20

On Today's Show:🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia.📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops F-bombs and uses “rape” to describe industry pricing. Your wireless provider is drunk on Mountain Dew and marketing lingo.🎭 Heather Graham's Lifetime MeltdownWe

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00:47:34

One Prostitute's Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

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2025/06/18

🦠 On Today’s Show:🧼 Our favorite prostitute returns with tales of Middle Eastern dick, armpit funk, and under-stomach swamp rot🍞 A woman makes a peanut butter & jelly sandwich during her virtual court appearance—the judge is not amused📘 Tim receives an AI-generated novel featuring himself, mystical horses, and cum fart strategy meetings at Red Lobster🐍 A Florida man gets bitten by a rattlesnake and records it all in hopes of viral fame—leg nearly rots off, but worth it for the views🦝

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00:40:39

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

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2025/06/16

💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising!On today’s show:🇯🇵 We revisit the legendary “Zui King English” program where Japanese gymnasts teach important English phrases like “I have a bad case of diarrhea” and “Thank you for spanking me, queen.” Educational AND arousing.💌 Paying the Island Boys to congratulate your daughter on her first yeast infection. It’s weird, it’s Cameo, it’s Distorted View.📈 Science says penises are getting bigger year-over-year. Possible

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00:41:58

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/06/13

🧟‍♂️ It's Friday the 13th...and something sticky this way comes.In today's jam-packed episode of DV:🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted and screams at Alexa to play “Pop That Pussy.” - Ex-legal YouTuber Nick Ricada delivers a whiskey-soaked, coke-tweaked rant about cancer,

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00:42:05

The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

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2025/06/11

✨ Today on the Show:🕊️ Tongues and Tiaras: Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts).📺 Pride Month Throwback: Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses' infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status.👓 Pastor or Power Lesbian?: An aggressive holy roller channels both divine prophecy and vintage Ellen Degeneres vibes.🧠 TikTok Takes Another Life: A 19-year-old’s tragic death from

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00:37:23

Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/06/09

💥 On Today’s Insanity-Fueled Episode:🐝 Bees Are Out for Blood! Tim recounts yet another nature attack, this time a bee ambush during his “old lady walk.”🌎 Flat Earth Fails: A delusional debate turns hostile when one bubble-loving dumbass can’t comprehend gravity, weight, or why balls fall down.🎢 Bouncy Castle Carnage: A South African school fundraiser takes a terrifying turn when high winds launch an inflatable full of kids into the sky.🤯 TikTok Therapy Dropout: An insufferable content creator

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00:45:37

Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/06/06

Best Of Show Today!:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth group gets disturbingly interactive with a “crucifixion” pastor 🩸✝️🔪🔹 TJ Maxx identifies a customer as “Dick Lover” on her receipt and she sues 🧾🍆👩‍⚖️🔹 Breaking science: Men with

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00:48:44

Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First...

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2025/06/04

On Today’s Show:💩 Eating dog and cat poop on livestream — can this man really make scat content profitable?🏁 The world's first sperm race is here: meet the Nut King, the jizz jockeys, and the cum-tastic champion, Tristan Milker.🎨 An actual 19th-century condom engraved with clergy gangbang art is on display in the Netherlands. Safe sex, but make it baroque.🚫 Idaho declares a truck nut emergency and bans novelty genitals from the backs of vehicles.🐍 Man’s penis viciously attacked by a python

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00:45:31

Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

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2025/06/02

On Today's Show:Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage:🗳️ A real-life student named Tuna Cunt runs for office... and WINS. Take that, Robert Faggot.💩 A diaper fetishist gets caught trying to meet a child and proceeds to soil himself—live on cam for the world to smell.🦶 In Modesto, a man breaks into a woman’s house just to lick and nibble her toes while she sleeps. Sweet dreams, foot

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