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The Two Smokin" Guns Podcast

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Two Smokin" Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..

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Summer Series Best Of - Podcast #86 - 9th Feb 2022

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2022/02/14

Scotty & Ruttsy covered Rage Rooms, Chess grandmaster-suers, Submarines & the grumpy French, Who owns how many Submarines? (including Romania), 4-day weeks, James Packers boat, Favourite French dishes and the alternative to 18 holes of Golf. We discussed submarine songs and played Submission by the Sex Pistols. Another fun packed show. Enjoy…

54:15

Summer Series Best Of - Podcast #85 - 2nd Feb 2022

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2022/02/14

The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy - discussed Ash Barty and national pride, Jamie Kah the superstar jockey, Kids named Avant-garde winning Spelling Bees, more PC nonsense with Shark Attacks now called “Negative Encounters”, Flaky Fish Allergy Cures (bit of a shark segue there!), Treadmills in Lockdown, Franco Cozzo’s new film, the Virgin Galactic space race queue, How we ate in the 50’s compared to the present day & a few “She fell in love with a golfer but she realised he was subpar” gags

53:12

Summer Series Best Of - Podcast #84 - 12th January 2022

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2022/01/16

Scotty & Ruttsy covered Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam packed hour of mayhem & merriment.

53:51

Summer Series Best Of - Podcast #83 - 29th December 2021

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2021/12/29

The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy – talked Meat, Sport & Phones as we journeyed through the Sri Lankan Mrs World pageant controversy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Sports stars in movies, Best Sport Movies of all time, New PC Government speak, Golf, Female Jockey’s & a nostalgic chat about phone usage from yesteryear. Song of the week was Nature Boy by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, because there is not enough Nick Cave on the airwaves. Catch us on Spotify.

52:15

Summer Series Best Of - Podcast #82 - 20th Dec 2021

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2021/12/20

From earlier in the year, an episode where Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Trump’s wedding speech interruption & parlayed into Rowan Atkinson’s Father of the Bride speech. We discussed Spiderman, the Pharaohs procession, Anthony Hopkins, Australian women’s cricket team, a Night with the Crocs & the world’s best Oxymorons. Song of the week is back which was Scare Easy by Mudcrutch (Tom Petty’s first band).

52:15

Summer Series Best Of - Podcast #81 - 8th December 2021

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2021/12/07

From earlier in the year, an episode in which Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Lapland’s funny (& very clever) bid for the 2032 Summer Olympics, Scotland’s gritter trucks, the Oldest brewery in the world, the love message from the South African golfer that went viral (my bok-bok, my special person), Cyber scammer busted, how to make the best salad sandwich, some fun facts & loads of Dad jokes.

53:47

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #80 - 30th November 2021

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2021/11/30

Scotty & Ruttsy covered the Wiggles and Matilda’s, a Shout Out to D.K. Lillee & Thorpy, Santa shortages, Korean Dog Meat, Kindergarten robots, Fifi’s trip to Fiji, Ethical hackers, the Draw-dropping art find and Penfolds Crypto. Given it’s the start of summer, Ruttsy took Scotty through a music quiz of summer songs. Check out all our episodes on Podbean or Spotify.

51:35

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #79 - 25th November 2021

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2021/11/25

Scotty and Ruttsy revisited SAS Australia, Kim’s sister, the CIA and Julian Assange, Nude Wine Pickers, Ron Iddles, Plane armrests, Supermarket resignations, Mate v Mate, Ryan Gosling, Italian food, Bonza airlines and Ecuadorian prisons. Plus, we played some music by The War on Drugs.

50:30

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #78 - 17th Nov 2021

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2021/11/16

Ruttsy & Scotty gave a “shout out” to the Australian T20 World Cup winning team, V8 drivers Will Brown & Anton de Pasquale, Tahli Gill & Dean Hewitt who are seeking to become Australia’s first qualifiers in Curling at the next Winter Olympics, as well as the sports Fierljeppen and Farnarkeling. We discussed the Yarra Zipline, Dry Zones in Melbourne suburbs, EV’s, More weapons than Rambo, Are video games sport?, Screen time for kids & Cat Poo-Pong. Sadly, Australian singer-songwriter Mark Gillespie

51:29

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #77 - 10th Nov 2021

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2021/11/09

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the Spring Racing carnival, V8’s & the new generation of cricketers. We unpacked unlucky anglers, revolting Maltese policemen, the French submarine farce & Laurie Nash. We celebrated the 50th birthday of Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven & played two Aussie cover versions – a spoken piece by iconic actor Leonard Teale and an absolute butchering performed by John Paul Young.

51:45

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #76 - 1st November 2021

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2021/11/01

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed freedom week activities, said farewell to some famous Australians, went through our favourite funny Aussie nicknames, Scary Halloween drivers, the couple spelling their kids names with the same letters (A,X,E,L), Musk’s satellite internet service, Booking Kids cricket registrations, Wine snobbery, Penfolds G5 release and how to stay connected. We played Tom Jones singing Green Green Grass of Home – one of Scotty’s fave songs.

54:57

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #75 - 27th October 2021

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2021/10/27

Scotty & Ruttsy tackled the week of sport, the Two Smokin’ Guns Chinese restaurant freedom lunch, Robot artists, New venues opening, Funny car names, Jets operating on air, Filipino politics, Lucy the rocket ship and in honour of the new Elvis exhibition hitting Bendigo next year we counted down our fave Elvis songs. You’ll have to listen in to see which track was our #1…

53:40

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #74 - 19th October 2021

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2021/10/19

Scotty & Ruttsy welcomed freedom, said Vale to the Happiest Man on Earth, discussed BBQ prices, Sterilising Mosquito’s, Wizards, Drug mule cats, Drug Lord Hippo’s, the Mickleham “centre for national resilience’ and the McPlant burger. We reflected on re-inventing ourselves and played It’s About Time by The Lemonheads.

53:04

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #73 - 12th June 2021

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2021/10/12

Scotty & Ruttsy dissected the Hey Hey It’s Saturday 50th anniversary special, Plucka Duck & Raymond J Bartholomew, Tyson Fury’s size, Olive Oil, Ecuadorian Prison Riots, Bonza the new airline, Happy Wife, Happy Life & some Guinness Book of Records and the top Italian dishes. We played Near Wild Heaven by REM.

53:11

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #72 - 6th October 2021

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2021/10/05

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed great home-cooked meals, Russian weddings, Floating bars, Golf’s toilet ban, Real estate shenanigans, More on Kim Yo-jong, the World’s greatest gatecrashers plus in honour of the new Bond movie being launched in Australia, we counted down the best Bond movies from 24 to 1. Plus, we played Live & Let Die by Wings.

53:17

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #71 - 28th September 2021

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2021/09/28

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed SAS Australia breakfast and dinner options, Naked grape harvesting, Supermarket resignation rants, Who owns the middle armrest on a plane, Kim Jong-Un’s sister Kim Yo-Jong, Using hypnosis to solve murders, Julian Assange murder conspiracies, the World’s slowest build & Mate I don’t trust you. We played the new single “I Don’t Live Here Anymore” by The War on Drugs.

53:26

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #70 - 21st September 2021

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2021/09/21

54:34

Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #69 - 14th September 2020

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2021/09/14

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Daniel, Dylan & the Djoker, the Man who sued his Wife for being ugly, Robots solving jigsaws, Houses with Ghosts, Peanut butter & Jelly, Where food is from, Mars Rocks, Foreign Bacon, Winged Lizards & Banksy. We played Life on Mars by David Bowie.

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Two Smokin‘ Guns - Interview with Karen Abbott from...

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2021/09/06

Since Covid arrived in March 2020, Fiji has been hit bad in many different ways. With no tourists & borders closed, people have been out of work for 18 months. With the last outbreak of the Delta Variant in April 2021, families have been in lockdown for 6 months & our Fijian Families need our help. FijiOz HAVE 2 * 40ft CONTAINERS READY TO GO OVER AND WE ARE NOW RAISING MONEY TO GET THE BOXES OVER ASAP. We interviewed Karen Abbott from the Fiji Oz Foundation about this important work.

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Two Smokin‘ Guns - Podcast #68 - 3rd September 2021

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2021/09/03

Scotty & Ruttsy interviewed Karen Abbott about her Fiji Oz Foundation assisting Fijians in need with medical equipment, clothing, maternity needs and sports equipment. We played Covid-lotto, discussed the German Tourette’s Youtube star, Russians not taking a pee, Golf champs hitting fans, Air Taxi’s, the Rubber Chicken Relay, Police VR training & QR code tattoo’s amongst other things. We are missing playing golf so we played two golf songs – That Golf Song by Duff Daddy & Hit It Hard by John

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