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Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

Too Drunk to Taste this Chicken

A podcast where we review wonderfully horrible movies and determine how many drinks it would take for them to be enjoyable. Important note: we don"t review chicken.

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

01:19:06

Ep. 23: High Five Intern Josh; A Review of Super Sucker

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/08/01

Welcome to Episode 23, where we are reviewing a dazzling film that features the entire Avery family called Super Sucker. Were you able to spot the Avery fam? Did you also pause the movie and laugh at Jess’s heinous haircut? Would you be open to testing out the Homemaker’s Little Helper? Join us next week as we review The Invitation (2022) on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA

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01:31:17

Ep. 22: Concern for a Child; A Review of Samaritan

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2023/07/25

Welcome to Episode 22, where we review Samaritan and how to spot potentially dangerous interactions between your young child and an older man who has suddenly taken an interest in them. Also covered, is Brett an indoor cat? Was Tekashi 6ix9ine originally cast in a role for this movie? Did Sylvester Stallone come up with character names like Taylor Swift writes hit songs? Most importantly, was a character in this film inspired by Casey Anthony? Join in on the misery next week as we watch Jeff

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01:19:23

Ep. 21: Diabolically Feral; A Review of The Mother

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2023/07/18

Welcome to Episode 21, where we review The Mother and review the proper etiquette to be exercised in public saunas. Who told JLo and the writers that it's okay to dump copious amounts of superglue in a bullet wound? Did therapy just not exist in this movie? And, most importantly, does the grind ever sleep??? Do you have fan art or is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro

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01:24:15

Ep. 20 Dicked Down In Burma; A Review of Jiu Jitsu

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2023/07/11

Welcome to Episode 20, where we are reviewing the incredibly poor fight scenes and lack of a plot line in Jiu Jitsu. What’s this alien’s beef with Jiu Jitsu fighters? Why does literally nobody prepare for the absolute slaughtering that they know is about to happen? Do they not know that if you just whip your dick out you automatically win the fight? *CORRECTION* We planned to watch San Andreas for the next episode but unfortunately that movie is no longer streaming. We will be watching The Mother

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01:20:18

Ep. 19: Slashtag Yuck; A Review of The Little Things

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2023/07/04

Welcome to Episode 19, where we are reviewing the poor writing and police work in a little movie called The Little Things. Why is every detective so terrible at their job? And why did Deke feel it’s necessary to grab Sparma’s Shlong? But the real question is... was there any bigger jump scare than whenever Jared Leto was on the screen? Join us next week to hear all about Nicholas Cage in Jiu Jitsu available on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod

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01:27:04

Ep. 18: Pimp My Ride; A Review of Cosmopolis

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2023/06/27

Welcome to Episode 18, where we are reviewing the HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS movie called Cosmopolis. What was the point of the daily prostate exams? Why does everyone talk in poems and riddles? And what would Xzibit and the rest of the crew at West Coast Customs do to pimp out this ride? Join us next week to hear all about The Little Things, available on Hulu! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA

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01:19:40

Ep. 17: Butthole Volcano; A Review of Amsterdam

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/06/20

Welcome to Episode 17, where we are reviewing a snooze-fest of a movie called Amsterdam and there are a few awards to give out this week! Taylor Swift - Anti Stanley Tucci Award Robert De Niro - The Bag Chaser Award & The Mid Sized Sedan Award Jess - The YUUUUUCCCKKKK Achievement How much cocaine was actually in the pills that Bert was taking? Why was everyone so obsessed with birdwatching and Heroine infused eyedrops? Is anyone shocked that Jess picked wine as her drink of choice while

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01:22:20

Ep. 16: BEEF ON THE REEF; A Review of Battleship

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2023/06/13

Welcome to Episode 16, where we review Battleship and take a deep dive (get it?) into the world of illegal underground (underwater?) boxing matches. Is it unfortunate that battleships can back up? Why do aliens have hands for her pleasure? Just what is RIMPAC? Join us next week when we review Amsterdam, available on Max. Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go

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01:19:44

Ep. 15: Oh Damn!; A Review of Old

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/06/06

Welcome to Episode 15, where we review Old, and try to figure out which of us is the favorite (but don't tell us because then two of us would be sad :( ) Was this movie just a M Night Shyamalan scheme to stay at a tropical resort? Did the same fairy from Pinocchio use her talents on Maddox and Trent's brains? What was the payout like from the medical corporation to Maddox and Trent? Join us next week when we review Battleship, available on Netflix. Is there a movie you think we should

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01:18:51

Ep. 14: A Scorpio Scorpion Eye Poke; A Review of...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/05/30

Welcome to Episode 14, where we review Black Adam and give the ever-present Kool-Aid Man aesthetic the BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE. Was the Justice Society just a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses or scammers attempting to contact Black Adam about his car's extended warranty? Would this movie be elevated to 5 stars if they chose to mic up the super heroes and got The Rock a better fitting costume? On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the best), how close do you think Brett's predictions are for the next

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01:17:52

Ep. 13: The Liam Neeson TRAVIS-ty; A Review of...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/05/23

Welcome to Episode 13, where we review Blacklight and unpack school-induced PTSD. What does Brett have against Lava Cakes? Did Fred Durst make a reappearance to write the OCD portion of this script? Is this movie a parody of boomer mentality or not? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram

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01:18:09

Ep. 12: An Almost Fred Durst Story; A Review of The...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/05/16

Welcome to Episode 12, where we review The Fanatic and reevaluate the life choices that brought us to this point. How many times did Fred Durst tell this to his friends before he decided to make it into a movie? Who was the protagonist supposed to be? What percentage of reviews are just Fred Durst with fake email addresses? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go

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01:19:55

Ep. 11: Anti-Climatic Climaxes; A Review of Don't...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/05/09

Welcome to Episode 11, where we review Don't Worry Darling and consider the possibility of becoming a "stay-at-home", hold the "mom". Did nobody in Victory sense the culty vibes? What happens if you default on your simulation subscription? Are we just supposed to believe that a woman would push all of her hard work onto the floor after slaving away in a kitchen all day? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:17:36

Ep. 10: Buss Down Fabiana; A Review of Pinnochio

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2023/05/02

Welcome to Episode 10, where we review the 2022 live action Pinocchio, and try to live out our best depression med commercial life. What was the rent to live inside the whale? Does someone at Disney have a goldfish fetish? Why was Pinocchio booty poppin' in a headstand after only a day of living? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you

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01:13:49

Ep. 9: Interplanetary Nippler Crippler; A Review of...

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/04/25

Welcome to Episode 9, where we review X-Men: Dark Phoenix, a movie that had us reevaluating the damage that would be inflicted with a good ol’ titty twister. How much damage would a human hand grenade do? Was Disney just going to skate on past the gay vibes that were happening at the very end? Is this movie just the explanation of the origin of Moonfall's space ghost? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big

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01:24:20

Ep. 8: The Fall of a God; A Review of The Silence

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/04/18

Welcome to Episode 8, where we review The Silence and learn the tough lesson that even our idols stumble. Why was Stanley Tucci not able to duck and weave his way out of this movie? How do we get the rights to the inspirational Vesp video? Does it still count as Krav Maga if it's clearly a felony assault? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him

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01:16:06

Ep. 7: A Viking Funeral; A Review of How It Ends

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/04/11

Welcome to Episode 7, where we review How It Ends, a movie that never really tells us just HOW it ends. Why was Will just not concerned with the fact that his pregnant girlfriend was shacking up with the neighbor? When did a Cadillac sedan become the best car for an All American Road Trip? Did Tom even want to be cremated??? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go

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01:17:28

Ep. 6: That Good Good; A Review of Your Place or Mine

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/04/04

Welcome to Episode 6, where we review Your Place or Mine, a movie that's basically a copy of every other Ashton Kutcher rom-com and also our first recommended movie! Is Jack a victim of Munchausen by Proxy? Did nobody think about the problematic lessons Peter is teaching Jack? What is Debbie's secret that makes her love interests ready to risk it all? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to

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01:18:47

Ep. 5: The Girlie Gang; A Review of The 355

Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken ·

2023/03/28

Welcome to Episode 5, where we review The 355, a movie about the worst group of female international agents that ever existed and the ever-evolving art of man-hating. Was it REALLY necessary to travel to so many different places? Did nobody think to just destroy the drive? Did Penelope Cruz have an occasional stand-in from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE

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01:15:42

Ep. 4: Act Dumb, Get the Thumb; A Review of Barbarian

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2023/03/21

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of SA, please use discretion in listening to this episode. Welcome to Episode 4, where we breakdown the movie Barbarian, a movie about a potential All-Star WNBA player/troll who decides the guests that stay in a Detroit-area AirBNB are automatically her babies. A few questions: Does nobody use Google Streetview when booking AirBNBs? What's the troll's workout routine? Who gave Justin Long's character the AUDACITY? Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on

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