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We Hired a Sitter For This

Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

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Ep. 125 Rotary Club Road Trip

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2024/02/28

Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you're in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick's crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more!If you're enjoying our podcast, tell a friend! Tell a parent. Tell a dad. Let's undo toxic masculinity together. Give us a

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Ep. 124 Eric Adams Entourage

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2024/02/21

🎙️ Podcast Summary written by a Robot: We Hired a Sitter For This - Episode 124 Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This." Join them as they dish out laughs, insights, and unfiltered commentary on the latest happenings in their lives and beyond. Main Topics: 🚗 Road Trip Revelries: Patrick and Gastor share tales from their recent road trips for comedy gigs. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures

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Ep. 123 – Dad Bod Dynasty

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2024/02/14

🎙️ Show Summary written by a robot: We Hired a Sitter For This - Episode 123: "Dad Bod Dynasty" Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This." Tune in as they navigate the comedic landscape of fatherhood, sports, and the trials of parenting. Main Topics: 🏈 Super Bowl Shenanigans: Join Patrick and Gastor as they dissect the highs and lows of the Super Bowl, from the thrilling game action to the unforgettable

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Ep. 122 Psychotic Levels of Romance

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2024/02/07

🎙️ Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 122: "Psychotic Levels of Romance" Join comedians and parents Patrick and Gastor in Episode 122 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they delve into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, ranging from childcare dilemmas to the complexities of romance and parenting. Main Topics: 👩‍👧‍👦 Trusting Childcare: Patrick and Gastor share their humorous insights into the age-old question of who they can truly trust with

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The Kia Compromise

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2024/01/31

🎙️ Podcast Summary (written by a Robot): "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 121 Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," delivering a hearty dose of humor and insightful banter. Join the comedic duo as they explore everything from the quirks of life on the road to the unique roles sports and minimalism play in their households. Main Topics: 🚗 The Saga of Patrick's 2010 Kia Sorento: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick unravels the hilarious

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120 Ross is back and sick of it!

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2024/01/30

Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): 🎙️ Title: "We Hired a Sitter For This" 🔥 Episode Title: "Ross is back and sick of it!" Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩 The uproarious "We Hired a Sitter For This" is back, and this time, Patrick and Ross have wrestled the mics back from the clutches of Gastor. Ross, the OG co-host, is back, and she's not holding back—she's had it up to here! 🤯 The laughter kicks off as Ross spills the juicy details of her latest adventure – a pinkeye saga courtesy of the

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119 Emergency Contact Dog Psychic

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2024/01/24

🎙️ Podcast Summary Written By a Robot: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 119: "Emergency Contact Dog Psychic" Join Patrick and Gastor, the witty minds behind "We Hired a Sitter For This," as they unravel the quirks of parenthood with candid humor. Parental Chronicles: 😴 Sleeping Saga: Patrick vents his comedic frustration about unexpected challenges arising from co-sleeping with his daughter and Ross. Bedtime routines take an unexpected, laugh-inducing turn! 🤰 Support Squad: Explore

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Ep. 118 Who is The Wknd?? WHASFT

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2024/01/17

🎙️ Podcast Summary Written by a Robot: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 118: "Who is The Wknd? Join Patrick and Gastor in the latest episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This," marked as their third hosting collaboration. The duo brings a fresh perspective and their signature humor to a range of intriguing topics. Main Topics: 🤔 The Pledge of Allegiance Debate: Patrick sparks a thought-provoking discussion as he delves into why he finds the Pledge of Allegiance creepy and potentially

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Ep. 117 What’s Dad Mad About???

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2024/01/10

Just two dads openly about what we're stewing about this week. But also having fun and laughs! check it out Patrick Holbert @TheHolbertReport Gastor Almonte @GastorAlmonte

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Ep. 116 New Co Host!!! Gastor Almonte

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2024/01/03

Heyyyy we're back with a new episode. Well, not the "We" you may be used to. This week we've got a new co host going through the onboarding process. He's seen HR, he's got his direct deposit info submitted to the finance department, and he's ready to rock. Gastor Almonte is one of my oldest friends in comedy and I admire him very much. He's a father of two older children and he's a wise man. Take a listen to this fun convo about child-rearing in NYC in 2024!!! Also, follow Gastor on all the

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Ep. 115 – We Hired a Sitter #3

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2023/09/19

This is my second time posting this episode. I made a mistake on the first upload. Apologies to our loyal listeners who eagerly await each episode drop like it's the McRib at McDonald's or Pumpkin Spice Latte back in stock at Starbucks. Basically, this episode is a wild ride in podcast experimentation. It's Guerrilla Podcasting, folks! Anything can happen. Mistakes get made. Chronology be damned! The last segment in this episode was recorded first! Or was it? I don't know anymore. But the point is,

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Ep. 114 We Hired a Sitter #2

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2023/08/25

Hi it's our second episode of the podcast formerly known as Who Cares About Ross and Patrick. This is WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS. Thanks for tuning in. We talk very very openly about money. How we make it, how we spend it, how much we are debting, etc. You're welcome! Let our stress be your comfort. Patrick talks about the kind of money he makes (or doesn't make) as a comic and Ross talks about how changing careers is sending their family onto the precipice of financial ruin. Also, I celebrated 15

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Ep. 113 We Hired a Sitter For This First Episode

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2023/08/19

This is our first episode back in quite a long time! Our podcast is called "We Hired a Sitter For This" now. One day I will figure out how to change the name of the show and the art, etc, but for now, enjoy our first episode back.

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Ep. 112 – Who cares about losing virginity??

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2022/04/28

Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we lost our virginity. So saddle up and get on the T train, you're headed to pound town! Enjoy this mushroom trip about mushroom tips. Eww this description is gross.

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Ep. 111 – Who cares about emergency room nightmares??

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2022/04/05

When your kid gets a gnarly case of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, there's only one way to get a little comfort: Pretend like it was more painful for you- The Parent. Listen in as we recap what it was like to go to a real life medieval emergency room right here in Brooklyn. We also chat about an even worse trauma: Patrick bombing in grand fashion on the internet. Are you following us on the socials? Please do! Here's our IG info: Podcast: @who.cares.podcast Ross: @rosserinstyles Patrick:

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Ep. 110 – Who cares about anything??

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2022/03/16

Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares about anything when this could be THE LAST EPISODE OF WHO CARES EVER?? We're saying "could be" because even if it is, that's only because we are probably going to change the name of the podcast. Take a listen to find out what we might change it to! And let us know if it's the best idea you've ever heard

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Ep. 109 – Who cares about bumping uglies??

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2021/10/29

In a very spooky episode of who cares, Ross and Patrick over share about their own bodies, smooshing their bodies together (very sexy), trying to clean Fran’s undercarriage after epic dumps, and so much more! Ross is high on Benadryl after a cortisone shot so who the fuck knows what is going on. Join them on another rocky road filled episode of who cares. Seriously, what the hell are they even talking about?!

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Ep. 108 – Who cares about literal or figurative trash??

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2021/09/23

This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. They’re all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local city council member about the trash crisis in Bushwick. Can you keep up with their scatter brained diatribes?? More importantly, all Ross wants to know is, have you watched Succession and do you love Kendall as much as she does? Trust me, you don’t. Enjoy!

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Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??

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2021/09/16

Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwashed since childhood to think that we need to be producing at all times and that said production equates to our personal self worth? Don’t worry, Ross and Patrick also take you on a gorgeous journey of their long term stay at a hotel in a city that shall remain nameless and the cast of characters who work

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Ep. 106 – Who cares about Patrick’s nitz??

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2021/07/19

We recorded another hot one in the office space. We went as long as we could before our tits melted off. Listen in as we kvetch about traveling with the child, Patrick's upcoming vasectomy, and "Aunt Book." Send along any terrible memes you want us to tear apart next week. Love u!!

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