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Fit, Fat and Fluctuating

Brandon and Andy

It’s not a diet podcast. It’s a regret podcast.

comedy

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Episode 26 | Exposing the boy scouts

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/03/10

Finding out that Brandon was a Boy Scout is funnier than Mel Gibson converting to Judaism. Also, emergency poop stories and the at-work masturbatory habits of your favorite two numbskulls.

00:29:49

Episode 25 | Talking politics at the table

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/03/03

Just because we don't take sides doesn't mean we don't encourage you to exercise your Fifteenth Amendment. It's Super Tuesday and these pandering nincompoops remind us of everything that is wrong with our despondent system and why it's important to vote.

00:36:31

Episode 24 | Sex Sex Sex

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/02/25

SEX! The good, the bad, the bumping uglies. From losing our virginity to discovering new fetishes, we let it all hang out.

00:33:38

Episode 23 | JokeLand w/Jackie "The Joke Man"...

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/02/18

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling joins us for Part 2 of Try Not To visit JokeLand. We discuss Jackie's gig as the former head writer for The Howard Stern Show, his relationships with the cast and what not to say... even for the sake of comedy.

00:37:37

Episode 22 | JokeLand w/guest Jackie "The Joke Man"...

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/02/11

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling joins us for a two part episode filled with pant-crapping shenanigans (literally). For those of you who ride the comedy short bus, Jackie is a stand-up comedian, writer, radio personality, author, and actor. He is best known as the former head writer for The Howard Stern Show. In this sidesplitting interview, Jackie shares some of his funniest, most profound experiences on The Howard Stern Show, discusses his upcoming documentary and proves why he undoubtedly upholds

00:59:50

Episode 21 | w/guest Mark White (Spin Doctors)

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2020/02/04

Our most provocative episode yet! We're exposing the truth about the music industry. We met Ariana Grande, Camila Cabello, Billie Eilish and Lizzo when they were nobody's and transformed them into somebody's. Hear the original versions of the chart-topping songs we wrote and they stole! Also, Mark White of Spin Doctors calls into the show for an earnest conversation about his career, the current state of music and the evolution of Spin Doctors.

00:49:44

Episode 20 | Contemplating our mortality w/guest Joe...

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/01/28

Do you find yourself wondering whether or not you should jerk the damn wheel into a river? Don't do it! We give you a reason to extend your Godforsaken existence another 49 minutes in this episode about mortality and the meaning of life. Furthermore, listen as Joe mercilessly defeats Andy in the new hit Game Show "How Did They Die?". Special Guest: Joe B. (Prompt & Circumstance Podcast)

00:59:06

Episode 19 | Conspiracy Theories w/guest Dave Wheeler...

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/01/21

WTF did they just say!? The CIA killed Kennedy over birds? Saved By The Bell was influenced by the illuminati? These are just a couple of the preposterous plots and conspiracies examined by these discerning "theorists". Brandon, Andy and special guest Dave Wheeler (Wheeler in the Morning Podcast) discuss the kookiest mix of contemporary and older conspiracies.

00:34:15

Episode 18 | Predicting the future

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/01/14

These two jerks discuss trends in Culture, Music, Food & Business and boy do they have some bold predictions for the 2020's! Also, a rare look into the world of Madam Brandonia's Prediction Palace, Brothel and Chocolaterium. Special guest: Rich "The chain-smoking millennial" Ziegler

00:42:57

Episode 17 | How to be a man in 2020

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2020/01/07

Are you pissed off about the current state of masculinity? Have you lost all faith in mankind? Fear not... Brandon and Andy are here to help! The guys figure out how we got ourselves into this mess and more importantly, how to get us out. The Godforsaken 2010's are over and it's time for our dismal, repressed gender to start acting like true, unapologetic men.

00:23:36

Episode 16 | Best of 2019

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/12/31

Our New Year's resolution is for all our listeners to gain 10 pounds so we look skinnier. Check out this "best of 2019" episode and Subscribe, Share and Follow us into 2020!!!

00:37:49

Episode 15 | Why is Christmas awesome?

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/12/23

What do you really know about Christmas? The guys delve into the history of Christmas and attempt to rebrand the marketing behemoth to make it brighter, louder and even more in your face! Also, let's not forget about the little guys. In a March-Madness style event, Christmas defends its title against Hanukkah, Diwali, Kwanzaa and other lesser-known festivals. Happy Holidays from Try Not To Laugh Podcast!

00:44:17

Episode 14 | What are YOU addicted to?

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/12/17

If we were addicted to masturbation and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that our addictions got "out of hand"? From cigarettes to gambling, the guys divulge their vices and discover fixations so peculiar, they'd need an exorcism rather than an intervention.

00:52:06

Episode 13 | Blowing your wad on the holidays

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/12/10

Check your seat cushions, empty the swear jar and get that advance on your next paycheck because the holidays have arrived! Retailers and social influencers are targeting us with flashy ads but we're too smart to fall for that! Right? Oh wait...

00:57:40

Episode 12 | Lets talk about PORN

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/12/03

MILFs, GILFs and naive babysitters. It's the XXX-rated episode we've all been waiting for! The guys discuss the evolution of pornography, create their own porn parodies and share humiliating (yet creative) tales of masturbatory mayhem. W/special guest "Heavy Milk"

00:52:10

Episode 11 | Merry Fatsgiving

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/11/26

It's national sweatpants day... or as some of you may call it, Thanksgiving. The guys reveal their least favorite dinner guests, concoct food combinations and rebrand Thanksgiving to give it a sexy, marketable edge.

00:45:04

Episode 10 | Netflix and chill

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/11/19

Desperate to break free from the confines of Cable TV, the guys explore some lesser-known streaming services to cure their boredom. Sadly, no cord-cutter is safe from these hyper critical couch potatoes.

00:40:21

Episode 9 | In honor of Veteran's Day

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/11/05

The guys honor our troops and convince one another just how utterly useless they would be in the military. However, that won’t stop these soulless, paunchy nincompoops from cherry-picking the highest ranking jobs and demonstrating their lack of military expertise.

00:41:06

Episode 8 | Safeguard your online identity

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/10/29

“Hey Alexa, are you spying on us?” The guys volunteer their personal information in exchange for apps, access to social media and grocery coupons. Unplug your computer, get to your bunker and do as we say, not as we do.

00:45:55

Episode 7 | Psychoanalyze your co-host

Fit, Fat and Fluctuating ·

2019/10/22

The guys diagnose each other’s neurosis, discuss the ban on flavored vape products and form a conniving plan to sue everyone for anything (especially tacos).

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