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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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84:23

I, Frankenstein (2014)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/11/26

A movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that your story is goofy as fuck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:53

Aladdin (1990)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/11/11

The story of Aladdin as a musical brought to you by Disney. Not the animated classic, the live action one. No, not the new live action one, the one from 1990. Yeah, the shitty one. That one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:52

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/10/13

It’s Horrortoberfest and that means I get to force Jef to watch a dumb horror movie and I timed this one to coincide with one of the worst franchise horror films around. Aint I a stinker? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:58

An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)

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2022/09/29

A sequel of sorts to the excellent A Goofy Movie, this film sees Max going off to college. This is such a big life change that the characters all seem to suddenly stop acting like they used to and mostly being unlikable idiots/assholes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:01

Movie Mastery – Barbarian Queen (1985)

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2022/09/15

Part of the larger “Roger Corman goes to Argentina” Cinematic Universe. Just be aware, this one has a lot of rape in it and is deeply uncomfortable to watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

91:02

Movie Mastery – Bright (2017)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/08/18

Netflix’s first attempt at making a blockbuster film is mostly fantasy racism and copaganda set in a world where they didn’t spend more than minute thinking about world building and the implications of the setting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:13

Movie Mastery – Monkeybone (2001)

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2022/08/05

The movie that fools you twice. Once by making you assume there is going to be way too much Chris Kattan when he’s hardly in it and then fooling you again by making it so that Chris Kattan is actually the best part of the movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

62:33

Movie Mastery – Cabin Boy (1994)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/07/22

This movie has famously been mocked for being awful ever since it first came out and was nominated for two different bad movie awards. But, does it deserve the hate or is there something here worth watching? Let’s find out together, shall we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:49

Movie Mastery – McCinsey’s Island (1998)

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2022/07/08

What starts out seeming like a standard Hulk Hogan action movie, quickly devolves into a strange, dreamlike comedy with cartoonish characters and a nonsensical plot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:57

Movie Mastery – Snakes on a Plane (2006)

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2022/06/24

We aren’t reviewing Morbius (yet) but how about another movie that decided to try to lean into the memes and then didn’t make any money because it turns out memes aren’t actually worth anything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:27

Movie Mastery – Initial D (2005)

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2022/06/09

When you adapt a manga or anime into live action, only good things can happen. And what could be more exciting than watching someone drive the exact same route 7 times without losing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

87:17

Movie Mastery – Karate Dog (2004)

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2022/05/28

In the vein of A Talking Cat, a celebrity really phones it in while voicing an animal but this movie had the budget to also badly CGI the animal doing karate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:25

Movie Mastery – Space Truckers (1996)

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2022/05/12

Follow the thrilling escapades of John Canyon as he coerces a girl to marry him for a ride and then be chilled by the worst thing that poor Charles Dance has had to do on screen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

74:46

Movie Mastery – The FP (2011)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/04/29

In the near future, two rival gangs fight for control of Frasier Park, CA by playing a knock-off version of Dance Dance Revolution but mostly just say the N-word a lot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

83:41

Movie Mastery – Megamind (2010)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/04/15

One of the few actually decent DreamWorks animated films but it still can’t escape the dreaded “all the characters dance” ending. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

89:45

Movie Mastery – Dirty Love (2005)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/03/31

In what I can only describe as one of the worst movies that we have ever seen; Jenny McCarthy takes some time off from spreading misinformation about vaccines to write and star in a humorless “comedy” where everyone sucks and nobody learns anything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:48

Movie Mastery – Croczilla (2012)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/03/18

Thrill as a very large but not kaiju-sized crocodile harmlessly wanders around the Chinese countryside causing some mild panic and light property damage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:45

Movie Mastery – The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/03/04

An earnestly fun, low budget comedy with high gore and nudity content that would honestly have aged pretty well if it weren’t for all the racial slurs and homophobia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:19

Movie Mastery – Megaforce (1982)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/02/19

When you need a problem solved and nobody else can get it done, you call the legally distinct from G.I. Joe men at Megaforce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

100:14

Movie Mastery – The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/02/04

A movie that took the name of a Stephen King short story but has absolutely nothing in common with it and yet somehow still manages to be an extremely Stephen King movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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