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No Joke Podcast

Headgum

The least topical podcast on the internet. Hosted by comedians, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick.

comedy improv

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00:57:50

Episode 298: THE BAGEL BRACKET

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2022/02/03

Billy and Adam return to the bracket to determine the best bagel. Are seeds good? Is plain the move? And what exactly is an egg bagel? Plus, Adam goes to the hospital, Billy becomes besties with Tom Cruise and a lesson in what pumpernickel is! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at

00:39:45

Episode 297: FEEL BETTER

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2022/01/15

Billy and Adam get better. In this episode, Adam talks about his recent fever and then they explore ten various ways for him to feel better. Go outside, eat well and clean your neighbor’s den. Plus, naps, coffee and a lesson on hydration! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at

00:42:09

Episode 296: HAWAII PART 5

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2022/01/07

Billy and Adam head back to the island. In this episode Billy recounts some personal stories from his recent holiday vacation to Hawaii. Chickens, rain and a whole lot of ocean. Plus, new resolutions, conditioned hair, a playroom in the back and a gentle song by Billy! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

00:42:39

Episode 295: TIRES

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2021/12/17

Billy and Adam fix tires. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent flat, Billy's three tire blowout, skinny bike tires and fat beach cruiser tires. Plus, they plan for the upcoming 300th episode, the National Anthem from Marty Michael, a renewed No Joke Olympic promise and a heartfelt plug for a America’s Tires in Pasadena! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram:

00:42:57

Episode 294: TOILETS

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2021/12/11

Billy and Adam talk toilets. In this episode they create a toilet marketing company and aim to improve upon all of our bowls. How can we make them more fun? More musical. More… wooden. Plus, Adam potty trains his son, Billy hangs flat screens in the bathroom and the sound of Adam fixing his toilet tank! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See

00:44:33

Episode 293: ROCK AND ROLL

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2021/12/03

Billy and Adam rock. In this episode they try to name four rock and roll bands spiritually under the age of 35. Plus, the birth of The S.L.E.D. Society, brownouts in LA, magic and DJ'ing in Las Vegas, the legend of Shakespeare, a text from Marty and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See

00:46:46

Episode 292: TRENDING

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2021/11/25

Billy and Adam get topical. In this ripped-from-the-headlines episode, they discuss Mr. Beast, Squid Game, Thanksgiving and more. Plus, Adam learns about Covid Toe, Billy can't remember his lines and a heartfelt thank you! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at

00:59:26

Episode 291: BECOMING GEOFFREY (w/ Geoffrey James)

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2021/11/19

Billy and Adam get to know Headgum Podcaster, and friend, Geoffrey James. Did he always want to pursue comedy? What was the original goal of The Headgum Podcast? And why does he always gift Amir things that get eaten by raccoons? Plus, your questions answered, script reads from Young and The Restless and sounds from Geoff’s sound board! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick //

00:54:15

Episode 290: SLOGANS

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2021/11/12

Billy and Adam are back in the studio and talking about slogans. Maybe It’s Maybelline. Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand. Gives You Wings. Are these “good?” Do they “work?” Do Billy and Adam “approve?” Plus, Adam wears a pink head sock, the Verizon Guy isn’t allowed to talk, performative airline etiquette and HeadGum’s new slogan, “Geoffrey Works Here.” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter:

00:40:35

Episode 289: HAWAII PART 4

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2021/11/05

Billy and Adam finish up their month in Hawaii. In this fourth and final Hawaiian episode they reflect on the best meal, memory and laugh Adam had while shooting a movie on location there. Plus, a 3 out of 10 review, a pitch to be your local weather guys and Muhammed Ahi! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

00:35:38

Episode 288: HAWAII PART 3

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2021/10/29

Billy and Adam continue their tropical vacation. In this episode they discuss Dune, Charlie Sheen and Adam's third week in in Hawaii. Plus, the robot checks in, Billy apologizes, Adam buys a hat and music from Mibbs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy

00:45:19

Episode 287: HAWAII PART 2

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2021/10/22

Billy and Adam spend another week in Hawaii. In this episode, they sincerely discuss why they post, or don’t post, on social media. Plus, an update on Woody Harrelson, the Hawaiian wetness and Ken’s House of Pancakes. Plus, two rain sticks! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at

00:44:10

Episode 286: HAWAII PART 1

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2021/10/15

Adam is shooting a movie in Hawaii and Billy has questions. Is Adam friends with Woody Harrelson? Will he get close to a volcano? And why isn't he posting more on Instagram? Plus, how to DM celebrities, the Rock buys pancakes, Jim Carrey's anti-smoking campaign, the perks of basic cable and "Alright, alright, alright!" Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram:

00:36:46

Episode 285: THE NEW HEADGUM OFFICE

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2021/10/01

Billy and Adam are back in the studio. In this episode they get reacquainted with talking to one another in the same room. They discuss the first, second and newest Headgum offices and then get sidetracked by whistling. Plus, befriending an eagle, celebrating International Podcast Day, "Not today, Susan" and the sound of two cars! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram:

00:32:38

Episode 284: CUPS

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2021/09/24

Billy and Adam try to talk about cups but get sidetracked by Sluxke. What is Sluxke? You came to the right podcast to find out. Plus, a spelling bee! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

00:31:32

Episode 283: FISH

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2021/09/10

Billy and Adam go fishing. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s fear of them, Adam’s indifference to them and a deli’s decision to put fish heads by the tuna salad. Plus, fish on the highway, sharks right behind you, the perfect gift for a worm and the sound of Billy cooling out! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for

00:35:19

Episode 282: STUFF ON YOUR FACE

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2021/09/03

Billy and Adam get facials. In this episode they discuss the various things that go on your face. Glasses, mustaches, wires, cans, ears. The regulars. Plus, a look back at listener's No Joke Top 5 Episodes, the inevitable return of karaoke, the lotion phase of P2 and the sound of vocal warmups! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See

00:33:38

Episode 281: JEANS

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2021/08/27

Billy and Adam put on their big boy pants. In this episode they discuss the denim devils known as jeans. When do we start wearing them? When do we stop wearing them? And why do jeans make 6% of Pittsburgh burst into tears? Plus, Adam sells a farmer a pair of slacks, Billy pulls off low rise jeans and the sound of two different car speeds! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

00:32:00

Episode 280: YOGURT

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2021/08/20

Billy and Adam go to the yogurt aisle. Is it cottage cheese? Is it a protein shake? Nobody knows what yogurt is. In this episode they discuss fruit on the bottom, live active cultures, growing into greek and more. Plus, multiple puberties, the age of sparkling water, Adam's yogurt chair and some 'gurt puns! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

00:50:06

Episode 279: BACK TO SCHOOL BRACKET

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2021/08/13

Billy and Adam choose their back to school supplies. In this episode they dust off their infamous bracket format to determine which is best the back to school item. Rulers, calculators, Trapper Keepers, lunchboxes and more. Plus leaky pens, a belated "Happy Slurpus," a look back at David Gray and the rare double pledge of allegiance! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

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