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It"s Embert

It’s Embert is a no-filter, old-school podcast hosted by a cranky little man with big opinions and a tendency to drift off mid-thought. Whether he’s ranting about modern nonsense, praising the good old days, or roasting his idiot grandson, Embert always brings sharp wit, sarcasm, and a raspy dose of reality. If you like your wisdom with a side of grumbling and unsolicited advice, this is the show for you.

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00:08:48

Candy on the Highway - Fentanyl in the Candy - Embert...

It"s Embert ·

2022/10/09

A truck accident causes candy to spread all over the highway, but Embert is more concerned about the dangers of fentanyl in Halloween candy. This is the most serious episode Embert has ever released! Listen and share PLEASE!

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00:03:44

Embert Needs Your Vote - Season 2 - Episode 1

It"s Embert ·

2022/10/09

Welcome to the launch of SEASON TWO! It's Embert! Embert needs your vote. Find out what for.

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00:14:28

Embert Carefully Dips His Toes Into Abortion - Season...

It"s Embert ·

2022/05/10

Embert treads lightly into the abortion debate, but not triggered by what you might expect. You also might find that you struggle and play tug of war with your conflicting opinions as Embert does. A serious topic, but delivered in Embertese, so challenging but worth listening!

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00:10:18

Embert Mows Over the Cost of Lawn Mowing - Season 1 -...

It"s Embert ·

2022/05/10

From a quarter to $40, Embert gives us the history of his lawn mowing costs as well as some beneficial advice to parents.

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00:09:51

Embert Erupts Over Baby Formula Shortages - Season 1...

It"s Embert ·

2022/05/10

Off the deep end, as you should expect, Embert points the finger at the people responsible for the baby formula shortages and gives some very important advice to moms that are making their own baby formula from scratch. It's worth listening to the end!

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00:06:34

Embert Solves Student Loan Debt Woes - Season 1 -...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/30

Embert hears all the cries from the poor souls that took out student loan debt only to find they can't pay for it. Embert has some simple advice on how to pay for it or eliminate it with minimal impact to taxpayers. What could it be? Listen/watch and find out!

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00:17:05

Embert Chimes in About Twitter's New Owner - Season 1...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/26

Today, Embert gives his thoughts on Elon Musk (or Monks as he calls him despite all the practice runs) taking over ownership of Twitter. He also records this entire episode with his microphone on the floor (which amazingly still recorded well), realizes it at the end, and cuts out his own audio while talking about it. It also sounds like he breaks wind toward the end as he leans forward, but it has been verified this was the chair, not wind breaking... although he does burp at one point in the

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00:06:26

Embert Shares A Feel-Good Story About Brandon Puckett...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/21

Brandon Puckett lost his wallet in Fort Wayne, IN while attending a baseball game. It turns out it was wedged between the seats and was found eight months later by an employee. Embert is overjoyed to see that there is some good left in this world, jaded by the events of the past several years. This is a case of "Let's Go Brandon" meant for an actual Brandon in a good way.

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00:08:06

Embert Celebrates The Mouse Tax - Walt Disney World...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/21

Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida's Senate approved removing Walt Disney's special privileges which will now force them to pay billions in taxes if it doesn't fall through or get reversed on a commitment from Disney. Embert is all excited. He knows he can't move to Florida because Weird AF News cautions against it with their Florida Fridays, but he knows this will be a financial boost for the citizens of Florida. What to do? What to do?

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00:08:14

Embert Goes Off About Baby for Sale - Season 1 -...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/19

Embert learns that a Texas woman tried to buy a baby at Walmart for $500,000 and he GOES OFF! He also talks about sex trafficking and gives some tips on how to help your kids avoid being kidnapped. He also tells us about the time HE was kidnapped at age 4. Embert's on fire as usual!

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00:20:12

Embert Tackles Drug Use & Abuse - Season 1 - Episode 10

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/19

Today, Embert is giving his opinion on drug use and abuse. While he delivers his message in typical Embertese, his opinions might surprise you. Embert also talks about the website https://help.org and suggests visiting it if you do have a drug or alcohol addiction. But this isn't all lectures and such from Embert. Be amazed!

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00:14:48

Embert Answers Questions from Fans #2 - Season 1 -...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/17

Today, Embert answers questions from three fans (below) for his Easter show. Send Embert an email to embert@itsembert.com with your questions, comments, or topics you'd like him to cover! Happy Easter!!Questions: Hey embert I hope you have a fun easter. So my mom said for easter we are getting chicken from the grocery store deli and potato wedges. I told her it is easter and we have to have ham and I expect her to make a ham or I am not eating anything. She said I am out of control. What do you

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00:13:57

Embert Squashes Inflation - Season 1 - Episode 8

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/16

In this episode, Embert gives a real solution to inflation, so easy that you'll kick yourself for not coming to terms with it yourself long, long ago. Whether it's a new car, gasoline, groceries... anything... Embert will give you "the secret" to completely squashing inflation. It takes a village... so be sure to share this insightful information with everyone you know, and ask them to do the same!

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00:13:54

Embert Teaches us How to Spot "The Gay" - A Bullying...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/15

Embert becomes enraged when he sees a video on Twitter of a gay student at school being bullied. He tells us about "back in his day" how the kids decided someone was gay. But he has uncovered the secret to spot someone that is probably gay or curious without saying a word. It's pretty scientific! If you're listening to the podcast rather than the video, visit https://twitter.com/ItsEmbert/status/1515076813961277442 to see the post on Twitter that Embert is referring to. NOTE: This is not a video

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00:13:16

Embert Loves Angry Grandma - Season 1 - Episode 6

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/14

Embert has been watching Angry Grandma on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/c/AngryGrandma) and just loves everything about her and her mischievous grandson Jake. Embert shares some highlights about Angry Grandma and recommends her. He isn't paid to recommend her. He doesn't say it on the video/podcast, but he would love to go on a date with her! LOL (Also on Facebook athttps://www.facebook.com/TheAngryGrandmaYoutube)

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00:07:09

Embert Explains UK British Foods - Cookies, Biscuits,...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/13

Embert ordered some "Digestive Biscuits" from Amazon expecting something comparable to Pillsbury. That's not what he got when he ordered food that comes from the United Kingdom! He'll explain so you won't make the same mistake he did!

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00:10:22

Embert Recommends Weird AF News! - Season 1 - Episode 4

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/13

Embert explains how we started this podcast after learning about Anchor at Anchor.FM. In this episode, he talks about the podcaster Jonesy who runs the Weird AF News podcast.

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00:08:11

Embert Learns What A Sugar Daddy Is! Season 1 -Episode 3

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/11

Embert knows Sugar Daddy as a candy, but today, he learns that it has a whole different definition when a prospective Juror in the Parkland school shooter trial says she can't do jury duty because she has to see her sugar daddy daily. He is not pleased.

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00:16:20

Embert Answers Viewer/Listener Questions #1 - Season...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/10

Embert answers viewer/listener questions in this episode: Dear Embert, Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they of? If not, do you want one? If not, what if you were forced to get one. What would you get it of? Hi Embert! I like your show so far. I hope it is a big hit! Have you ever eaten someone’s lunch at work or has someone ever eaten yours? I have a coworker that does that all the time. Can I do something like give her a laxative? Kelly Embert, there’s this girl I wanna ask out. I’m only

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00:11:28

Embert Tells It Like It Is About Will Smith & Chris...

It"s Embert ·

2022/04/09

This is Embert's official debut video. OMG, we have to do something about the lighting. His face looks ghost white. He only had his upper dentures in so he sounds like it. He's wearing sunglasses because he's mad about the bright light on to help the video (well, maybe not so much help it appears), and he complains because he doesn't have his blue sweater which he loves to wear constantly! OMG his lips!! He looks like a total ghost. Anyhow, he's covering the whole Will Smith/Chris Rock scandal in

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