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F*ck You, I"m Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

Kelly and Lindsey

F*CK YOU, I"M SMARTER is a game show where Kelly Wallace-Barnhill and Lindsey Gentile compete with a guest to be crowned "The Smartest Person In The Room".

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39. DcHe. Is The Yearbook Champion Of The World

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2020/07/13

This week Kelly and Lindsey talk into their computers with DcHe. aka Daneé and talk about the good old days waiting tables. Just kidding! Those days were horrible and we thank god every day that we aren't working in a restaurant anymore. PSA: Please make sure to take care of your waiters, postmaters, and anyone who brings you anything ever, especially during these times. Lindsey starts the school day off with Geography class where the ladies play a game called CalifornYorkA or NevadaYorkIA in

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38. Happy F*ck The Fourth

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2020/07/06

This week Kelly and Lindsey catch up and talk The 4th of July, The Declaration of Independence and Thomas Jefferson. Did you know that he was a total asshole? Yup. We said it. Google it. Trash. It's hard to celebrate our independence when so many people in this country don't feel free to express themselves or even to just live, really. It's also hard to celebrate this nation when we built ourselves on a foundation of racism, sexism and slavery, so there's that too. Listen up, take this time to

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01:33:11

37. Best Of The B Squad - Ashleigh Thurmond Vega

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2020/06/29

This week the gals sit down with their old friend from their days working at The London Weho, Ashleigh Thurmond Vega, and talk mom stuff, systemic racism and animal sex! We start our school day off in English class with the game 'Kelly, Lindsey and Ashleigh and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year' where we learn way too much information about childhood author Shel Silverstein's sexcapades and find out which of our favorite children's books was secretly anti-semetic AF. We then hop

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01:42:54

36. Most Likely To Get Bullied But Win At Life -...

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2020/06/22

This Zoom, we chat with Chris Harbur - actor, entrepreneur, healer, and, most importantly, Lindsey's Russell (aka her best friend from college). For our first very painful class we go to Linguistics, where Kelly helps us realize why we will never, ever do another Linguistics class on this show. Linguistics majors...we're so sorry. Chris lives in NYC but he's staying with his parents in Jupiter, Florida to ride out the pandemic, which inspired Lindsey's brilliant game idea for Astronomy class: "Men

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01:20:42

35. Russell Kerr Can't Read

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2020/06/15

This week, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with Kelly's ex-common-law husband, actor, photographer, and storyteller Russell Kerr to talk about Flori-duh, being learning disabled, and growing up in a large Italian-American family. Because Russell has a fear of flying, leaving the house, and people in general, the gang plays the game ''A Man Of Many Phobias'' in Psychology class. And because he worked at a Japanese bbq restaurant right around the corner from our apt in NYC (probably because of its

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34. BLACK LIVES MATTER

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2020/06/08

Hey guys! It's your favorite friends and hosts of FYIS, Kelly and Lindsey. Instead of recording a new episode this week, we wanted to sit down and have an open and honest conversation about the Black Lives Matter protests, race in general and how we can be better allies. We are all learning and growing and we wanted to share some resources with you to help you along in your journey to becoming a better ally or to share with others on their journey. We will be back next week with a new episode, but

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01:24:06

33. Most Likely To Burn The House Down - Joline Mujica

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2020/06/01

This week we sit down with everyone’s favorite pyromaniac, Joline Mujica. First period is Geography where we visit all the US cities where Joline performed the role of Tracy Turnblad in the show Hairspray, and discover that an airport really says a lot about a place. For English class Kelly makes Lindsey and Joline report on Animal Farm, which they surprisingly remember a lot about, except for Lindsey who thought it was about Nazis. In Recess we discuss rusty monkey bars, the importance of

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01:13:23

32. Jack Of All Trades, Master Of Nothing - Miranda...

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2020/05/25

Artist, Seattle native, and the original Cat Witch #2 in the third grade musical Cat Witch, Miranda Childs gets on the horn to teach us a thing or two about a lot of things. First Lindsey tests our knowledge about Seattle in Geography class, a clear retaliation against Kelly for last week’s Michigan quiz which Lindsey flunked. Then we head to Advanced Chemistry, which Miranda loved but failed in real life. For Recess we hear about an embarrassing moment from Miranda’s past and learn who would rather

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01:29:57

31. Rachel Pertile Goldstein Peaked In High School

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2020/05/18

Kelly and Lindsey sit down with their oldie but goodie goodie, Rachel Pertile Goldstein to reminisce about life before kids. Not that Kelly and Lindsey know anything about that. We talk about our wild days in New York, without any responsibility - or any dignity, really. Because Kelly and Rachel met while working at The Shoreham Hotel in Manhattan we start our school day off in Hotel Management class where we learn what you should do when trying to wrangle David Hasselhoff from booze and burgers

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30. Future Mr. Britney Spears - Brian Johnson

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2020/05/12

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down via Zoom with set dresser, New Englander, and Lindsey's college bestie Brian Johnson to talk Britney Spears, Whitney Houston, and the Bible. We start the school day off in English class where Kelly forces Lindsey and Brian to do a book report on 'Of Mice And Men'. How very Lennie of her! We then claw our way over to Science class and quiz the New Englander on the differences between crabs and lobsters. Clawed our way! Get it? At recess we play MASH where Brian

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29. A Corona Catch-Up with Kelly and Lindsey

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2020/05/04

Kelly and Lindsey sit down and catch up with each other via Zoom in our first pandemic-influenced episode of FYIS. We do a quick mental health check before we dive into a day of homeschooling. We start off in Science class with a Corona Quiz where we learn that this virus has nothing to do with beer AND that we should NOT drink bleach. Or Lysol. Or any other cleaning products. Who knew? Kelly then takes Lindsey to Film class where we discuss Post Apocalyptic movies that Lindsey definitely hasn't

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01:45:05

28. Melissa Graver vs. Sarah Delpizzo

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2020/04/27

Many moons ago, before we even knew what a pandemic was (before LINDSEY knew what a pandemic was) Kelly and Lindsey sat down with comedy duo Melissa Graver and a very pregnant Sarah Delpizzo to discuss Embryos, Pet Peeves, and Taxes. EPT. Coincidence? We start the episode with the game 'All About Embryos', where we learn that the egg actually picks which sperm she wants to do the deed with. Take that, sperm! We then take a deep dive into the psychology of Pet Peeves in honor of their digital short

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27. Jess Gentile Is A Bird Enthusiast

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2020/04/20

Jessica Gentile aka Jubilee aka Lindsey's sister talks about all the places she traveled to DJ before the pandemic and we learn about the incredible features of some fancy international airports (virtual golf! wave pools! jellyfish!) during the now-nostalgic game "Jess The Jetsetter". Our brains explode in Ornithology class as we learn about three of Jessica's favorite birds for "Bird Bird Bird, Which Bird Is The Word". In Recess, we talk about Jess's childhood acting credits which include an

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01:47:47

26. First Chair Clarinet - Marshall Wootton

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2020/04/13

Marshall Wootton joined us before the lockdown to sing a few show tunes and wow us with his knowledge of music theory. We discuss the intricacies of moss copulation and bee sex for Biology's "Name That Boner", and we all flounder to recall many (any?) details about famous wars and conflicts during "I Have A Question" for History class. The Texas native trash talks the Alamo (apparently not worth the trip!) and we all have a good laugh about Lindsey getting hurt on stage. He basically calls the lady

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01:19:37

25. Future Egyptologist - Lauren Bancroft

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2020/04/06

Comedian and ‘Doctor Who’ cosplayer Lauren Bancroft joins us to talk about famous people fucking in History class during the game "Historical Hookups", inspired by her podcast of the same name. Kelly makes Lindsey and Lauren wear those godforsaken dental mouth openers during a rousing "Spelling Bee Hard" with sixth grade spelling words, and in Recess we play MASHY and discuss Lauren's potential future as an Egyptologist. For Geography we play "True Or Bullshit" with facts about New England

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24. Recovered Mean Girl - Ellen Etten

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2020/03/30

*Recorded Before The Apocolypse* This week comedian, actress, and writer Ellen Etten joins us to talk about her history as a mean girl and subsequent fall from grace. We also break down which states touch each other and where, and the power of pubescent prayer. Ellen dominates the Social Studies game "Ellen Or Etten'' with a surprising reveal about one of her famous family members, and reveals her obsession with radishes during the game "The Radish Report'' in Gardening Class, which ends in a

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01:12:01

23. Best Chemist - Kara Klenk

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2020/03/23

It may feel like the world is ending but good news - Fuck You, I’m Smarter isn't going anywhere! This week we sit down with super funny comedian - and our Resident Chemist - Kara Klenk. (Don’t worry! We recorded this before we were quarantined so no one was infected in the making of this podcast). Let’s begin, class! First, Kara tells us she's no good at science, only to win the game “It’s Elementary My Dear” in elementary level Chemistry Class. She then shows off her Mom-Knowledge in Home Ec class

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22. St. Patrick’s Day Special

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2020/03/16

Sanitize your hands, mix yourself a quarantini, and queue up our St. Patty’s Day Special. We learn about the history of the holiday and how Americans ruined it, find out some St. Patrick’s Day Hot Goss of past and present (Did you know St. Patrick was not actually Irish?) and learn some fun Irish expressions you can use to describe how extra everyone is being about toilet paper. Stay safe out there, kids. Check out the show’s Instagram feed: https://www.instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly:

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21. Carole Montgomery Was The School Mascot

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2020/03/09

This week, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with Carole Montgomery, creator of Showtime’s ‘Funny Women Of A Certain Age’ to talk in French about cheerleading. Pom-PON, anyone? They find out Carole isn’t as good at math as she once believed, and that she literally knows nothing about menopause, despite what her hot flashes might tell you. Watch ‘More Funny Women Of A Certain Age’ on Showtime, Saturday, March 14th. Carole’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/carolemontgomerycomic Check out the show’s

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01:36:34

20. Cassidy Davis vs. Mallory Fuccella

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2020/03/02

Cassidy Davis and Mallory Fuccella, the masterminds behind the hilarious web series, ‘Adulting’, join us this week on FYIS. When we get into it, we find out that one of these ladies used to wear black and had a deep connection with many of her teachers (Hint: Rhymes with Tallory), while the other LOVED school. Like, LOVED it. (Hint: It's the other one) In Driver's Ed, we play the game "Dad, What Is My Car Doing?", where we find out who would survive in a desert by living off of only the contents in

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