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Real Horrorshow Podcast

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Sam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix.

tv & film film reviews

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23:47

All About These Americanizations (Real Minishow Ep. 49)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/12/06

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, we’re back this week to let you know that we’re still not caught up on The Originals. But it’s okay. We’re just watching for funsies anyway. But, that doesn’t mean we’re not going to fill you in on all the other fun stuff going on in our daily lives. Like, Sam getting to attend Kevin Smith’s SModCastle Film Festival and how Stormy is hard at work on that Ph.D. We’ve also chosen the next film we want to review, which will be *drumroll* Goodnight Mommy (2022). And

56:49

Three Inches Deep (Terrifier)

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2022/11/29

Terrifier 2 was recently trending on the TikTok, so naturally, we had to jump on the bandwagon by reviewing…its predecessor, the cult classic 2016 horror film about Art the Clown. Terrifier, if you will. Yes, it’s taken us a minute to get around to it, but were fame hungry Internet sluts who only review what’s popular. Or whatever we want to watch. You’re not paying us for this shit. We also spend an appropriate amount of time discussing boobs and peens. #allpeensarebeautiful Guest Find Us

26:47

Sticky All the Time (Real Minishow Ep. 48)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/11/22

Why is it so sticky in Philadelphia? Is there a hurricane outside? This week on the minishow we ask all the important questions. But we mostly decide on the next movie we're watching to review. We're also going to have a quick chat about the weather and upcoming horror-adjacent releases coming to a theatre near you. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:

59:22

Colonization is the Real Horrorshow (Prey 2022)

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2022/11/14

We’re back with our highly-anticipated review of the Hulu original movie “Prey.” Prey is the fifth installment of the Predator franchise and serves as a prequel to all the other films in the series. We’re taken back to the year 1719, where a young Comanche woman must prove herself as a warrior when she comes face-to-face with the advanced alien race we’ve all come to know and love. We also talk about Native representation in other media powerhouses, specifically Twilight. Guest Find Us Online -

24:48

Am I Being Mandela Effected? (Real Minishow Ep. 47)

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2022/11/02

It’s time for another mini-sho where we talk about whatever the hell we want--but mostly Season 3 of ‘The Originals’. The stakes have increased with the arrival of Klaus’s ex-girlfriend who wants him back. Or she wants to kill him. It’s always hard to tell with this group. We also have some scathing critiques of the horror community in this episode. It’s gonna get spicy. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support:

54:19

Were Those Real Fiji Fish? (Sweetheart 2019)

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2022/10/21

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, we're traveling to a beautiful remote island to catch some sun and relaxation. And to fight a horrible man-fish living in a hole in the bottom of the ocean. Which is more or less the plot of this week's movie: 2019's Sweetheart starring Kiersey Clemons, Emory Cohen, Hanna Mangan-Lawrence, and Andrew Crawford. Sam also does her best to give a mini-Halloween Ends review without spoiling the movie for Stormy. Guest Find Us Online - Website:

21:34

Composition 101 with Sam and Stormy (Real Minishow...

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2022/10/10

We’re worried, darling. This week, we’re picking out our next movie review and having a quick discussion on what went wrong with the smash hit new movie Don’t Worry Darling. Because what else is there to talk about in the film industry besides juicy drama? And Harry Style's lackluster performance. Sorry no sorry. XOXO, Gossip Girl Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:

38:35

Show Me the Peen (Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight II)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/09/30

Being life-long horror fans, we know a thing or five about unnecessary sequels, which is why we're pumped to cover "Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight II." Picking up exactly where the first left off, we follow a young police officer who just wants to be a hero and impress the woman he loves. Naturally, things are never so simple, so when our final girl from the last movie turns into a monster, he and the survivors of the previous film must fight for their lives before they're left for dead. This

23:05

A Vampire Custody Battle (Real Minishow Ep. 45)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/09/14

No one ever said raising a vampire baby would be easy, which is exactly what Klaus Mikelson is going to learn in Season Three of 'The Originals'. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/ Good Things to Support *This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade came out. Below is a link to a

46:56

Vampire’s Don’t Pee or Poop (Day Shift)

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2022/08/28

Vampires are slowly coming back into vogue after being overplayed in the 2010s. So, this week we’re reviewing the hot new Jamie Foxx movie Day Shift, which also features the incredible talents of Drew Franco as his dorky sidekick, and Snoop Dogg as the coolest vampire hunter in the United States. Jamie Foxx plays a struggling vampire hunter who is just trying to make ends meet and hold his family together. However, something sinister is lurking in the shadows of LA that just might complicate

22:03

I Accidently Made it Accessible (Real Minishow Ep. 44)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/08/21

As Summer starts winding down, we’re getting back into our regular schedule of movie reviews and watching terrible vampire TV Shows. This week on the Minishow, we have an update on The Originals situation, a discussion about James Franco as Fidel Castro, and a super duper quick review of Fall, a new thriller featuring two girls who get stuck on the tallest TV tower in the United States. Really, a very preventable situation. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter:

59:58

Just Wait, like, Five Minutes (The Mist)

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2022/08/07

This week, we're reviewing the early 2000s classic 'The Mist'. Based on the Steven King novella of the same name, 'The Mist' follows a father in his desperate struggle to survive a strange phenomenon with his young son. He finds himself trapped in a local grocery store when a mysterious mist filled with horrifying monsters descends upon the town. Sam and Stormy also discuss their new jobs, and the exciting steps Stormy is taking in her education. They also learn a valuable lesson in the importance

22:49

Not All Death is Perma Death (Real Minishow Ep. 43)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/07/17

Netflix has betrayed us. They took away the show we’re watching, so now we’re struggling. But don’t you fret--we will plow forward in our consumption of ‘The Originals’ no matter what! Because season 2 is filled with sex, family drama, body swapping, and werewolf trust falls! Klaus will do whatever it takes to protect his family* *Including killing his family. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support:

01:09:03

THE BOY is Back in Town (Brahms: THE BOY 2)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/06/27

I don't know about you, but when we finished THE BOY in a previous episode I was really itching for a sequel that has absolutely nothing to do with the original. Well, it kind of does, but in the way that it shits all over what its predecessor tried to do. Brahm's: THE BOY 2 is a 2020 horror movie starring Katie Holmes, a mother trying to keep her family together after a traumatic incident that occurred a year earlier. And the dad is just there. Their lives are even more disrupted after their son

46:58

The Ginger Dies Regardless (A Classic Horror Story)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/06/05

CONTENT WARNING: Today’s episode contains a brief discussion of rape and child death. This week, we're taking our first adventure into the world of Italian horror with 'A Classic Horror Story' which is your quintessential "group of teens who get lost in the woods and end up dying." So, a very fitting title for this little romp. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:

31:17

Everyone Wants to Sacrifice this Baby (Minishow Ep. 42)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/05/27

Klaus just can't seem to catch a break in his journey to reclaim the city he helped build. And it doesn't help that everyone and their grandmother wants to murder his baby. And him. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/ Good Things to Support *This episode was recorded two weeks before the leaked Supreme Court Opinion on Roe v. Wade

52:42

A Million Little Internal Papercuts (Choose or Die)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/05/12

This week we return with a hot new review for the hot new Netflix "original" horror movie 'Choose or Die'. 'Choose or Die' (originally titled 'Curs>r') stars 'Sex Education's Asa Butterfield and newcomer Iola Evans, as they try to solve the mysteries behind a deadly retro game...narrated by the wonderful Robert Englund. We also discuss the economic status of the 'Euphoria' characters and how they shouldn't be able to afford their lifestyles. Guest Find Us Online - Website:

38:30

So, We’re Watching The Originals Now (Real Minishow...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/05/04

We’re back from spring break, and we couldn’t be more excited to dive into ‘The Originals, the ‘Vampire Diaries spinoff that follows Klaus Mikelson as he prepares to embark on the journey of fatherhood. Oh, and there’s also some weird turf war going on with a guy named Marcel who’s known Klaus…for a very long time…yeah…The expanded ‘Vampire Diaries universe still has its weird relationship with race. We also decided on the next movie we’re going to review (Choose or Die) and get an update about

50:37

She’s Gonna Lose a Toe (Till Death)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/03/31

Sam got engaged, so now’s the perfect time to watch a movie wherein a husband handcuffs his corpse to his cheating spouse instead of going to therapy. That’s right, this week we’re reviewing “Till Death” starring Megan Fox in all her Foxy glory. Will she manage to untangle herself from her husband and survive his twisted, post-mortem mindgames. And seriously, when will Megan Fox get her chance to shine in the eyes of film critics everywhere? And is she really going to marry Machine Gun Kelly

36:14

So, We Finished the Vampire Diaries (Minishow Ep. 40)

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2022/03/19

What a long strange journey it's been through 'The Vampire Diaries'. We're talking about how the showrunners just like to screw Bonnie over for the sole purpose of screwing Bonnie over, how underwhelming the return of Katherine was, and how STEPHAN AND ELENA SHOULD HAVE BEEN END GAME. We're sad to end this chapter of the podcast, but oh so excited to finally rejoin our beloved Kalus in "The Originals" Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter:

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