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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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3:51:36

May 6, 2025: Moody Has Landed! More Karmex Madness!...

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2025/05/07

Moody has landed in Las Vegas, and the weekend is shaping up to be a memorable milestone in the story of Aaron Imholte. Both Nick Rekieta and Paul Shea are bringing the goods! Karmex is recovering from last night's insane breakdown, and we can finally revisit the previously recorded events that Patrick wanted to cover yesterday. Let's all get together and seethe or laugh - your choice! ...

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4:23:09

May 5, 2025: Charles Chance is a Hero! Karmex Makes a...

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2025/05/06

It's Hackamania week, and that means phoning the shows in! Don't expect a lot of shucking and jiving around here because Patrick is busy with stuff, ok? Get with the program, ladies and germs! Charles Chance makes an appearance in the chat and we might be able to convince him to come up on stage at Hackamania! Have you heard of Karmex and his patented brand of circular logic and completely unhinged aggression? Watch as another Minnesota mong tries to act like a guy before our eyes! Aaron imholte

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1:43:39

BONUS: Hackamania Updates! Charles Chance Update! The...

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2025/05/03

Patrick dishes the latest details about Hackamania in Las Vegas! We check out local Charles Chance and speculate about his life and possible participation in the upcoming event. We wander down the rabbit hole of Daddy Derek and his 420 Awards to see what's taking so long with this masterpiece! ...

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4:31:27

April 30, 2025: Opie Inks A NEW DEAL! Hackamania...

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2025/05/01

Hackamania is next week and the drama keeps building! Patrick has the latest dirt and some updates about the premiere event of the Hackverse! Will there be a fight? Will there be an arrest? Will there be pouting? One can only hope! Opie is at it again, in his feelings and literally turning purple with envy! Watch as he tells us about his latest endeavor to grow his pathetic podcast! Aaron Imholte's numbers are slipping and so is his grip on reality! Plus a brand new episode of Metropolitan Detective

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4:38:59

April 28, 2025: Hackamania Drama, Ahoy! New Nuts! New...

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2025/04/29

Hackamania is only two weeks away, and lots of drama is unfolding around the premier event of the Hackverse! Vito Gesualdi from The Biggest Problem in the Universe is melting down over threats from an unhinged fan. Doctor Steve's attendance is called in to question at this late hour! We may be subject to exposiure to madness from fans we have never met. Aaron Imholte claims to have spies on the inside! How will this event possibly live up to the hype? We've got a new rising star who's headed for

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5:08:44

April 22, 2025: A Steel Toe Catch-Up Show! Chad...

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2025/04/23

Patrick is back from New York, and has learned so much from his quick jaunt to the east coast. There's a million clips of Aaron Imholte acting like a complete boob in front of his shiny new sign. How long will Steel Toe suffer at the hands of the idle-brained embarrassment pretending like his new "set" or "sign" is an improvement over the previous setup. Tookie and Dat Potato made an appearance on MLC and Chad Zumock is losing his mind about it. When will the 50-year-old wannabe comedian find solace

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2:37:31

April 16, 2025: Chad Zumock is a PODCASTER O-Gain!...

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2025/04/17

Aaron Imholte Is sitting in the mess he made, trying to convince the rest of the audience that his sign is cool, his camera is in focus, and this is the look he was going for all along. But is it? Is he happy with what he now has to pretend his show has become? Let's find out. Patrick has some PO Box items to rummage through. Chad Zumock is back from his quarterly comedy gig, and he's clearing Nick's seed out of the back of his throat and trying to catch up with the stuff he missed. Ricard Leland

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4:44:31

April 15, 2025: Aaron’s NEW LOOK! Metropolitan...

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2025/04/16

Aaron Imholte thinks everyone is screwing with him about his new show look. There's no way that anyone could genuinely think that the Steel Toe show looks bad now - it's awesome and you're coping! Let's watch him talk about his setup for the fourth consecutive show, and who knows, maybe we will come up with some ideas to change things around! Opie Radio is back doing his early morning whine session, with hot takes about Katy Perry in space and some tidbits about how he likes to go against the grain

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5:01:50

April 14, 2025: Patrick Is GOING DOWN Again! Michael...

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2025/04/15

Patrick is back in the crosshairs of the FBI, as the evidence against him and his major crimes stack up. There's no denying that Patrick has run his mouth on his show and on Discord, and all of that very real evidence will not serve the fat pretender in court! Aaron Imholte reveals his new studio, and you're not going to believe this, but he can't seem to get it figured out. The new camera is blurrier than ever, and the sign can't be read. Another win for the Toe! Michael Ray Bower shares with the

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5:04:36

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion...

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2025/04/12

Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

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5:58:21

April 10, 2025: KITTY PINEAPPLE Is Back! COMPOUND...

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2025/04/11

In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it's most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn't circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let's all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It's court day for Aaron Imholte and we are all on pins and needles about the deal that he may or may not be making behind the doors of the Stearns County courthouse on this sunny Minnesota day

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3:31:45

April 10, 2025 BONUS SHOW: The HERSHEY HANDS...

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2025/04/11

Patrick has been challenged to hold his own excrement above his head like John Cusack in the movie Say Anything. He has demanded $10,000. We are 15% of the way there. Who will win before the clock strikes midnight? ...

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4:45:52

April 8, 2025: Opie Is GONE! The Best Detective Show...

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2025/04/09

We have so much we can't even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don't overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that "attack" him. We've got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her coloring book simply because she wanted some water. Summer Sinclair has an admirer and his name is Marc-Andrew Chicoine, and he has some videos you

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5:08:06

April 7, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Will Be HOMELESS! Aaron...

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2025/04/08

Chad Zumock is almost 51 years old and has no money, talent, ideas ,or future. As the very few comedians on the planet begin to stop calling the dudfart to open for them two or three times a year, his calendar and his prospects are drying up. The loyalest of fans are starting to find out that his word is worthless, and the financial support for his sham of a podcast is decreasing by the day. Aaron Imholte spent another weekend cleaning up his life, and walking his kids slowly down the path of being

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2:17:53

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion...

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2025/04/05

Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl Hamburger and Adam Busch they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

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4:31:29

April 2, 2025: The NIGHT Time Is The RIGHT Time!...

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2025/04/03

Aaron Imholte is on fire lately, between embracing false reports from trolls and other bitter beta bros, he cannot stop wallowing in falsities to comfort his own insecure nature. Let's watch some of his latest loser lash-outs together! Michael Ray Bower is anxious and depressed, and he wants to tell you about it again in between boasting about how blessed he is. You'll never believe what this man has made over the life of his career! Plus a palette cleanser that will have you looking over your

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4:04:30

April 1, 2025: APRIL. FOOLS.

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2025/04/02

It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn't know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but 'Can April Fly Solo?' has become a meme of a meme and a permanent fixture in Steel Toe lore. Let's take a walk down memory lane! We've got a yellow brick road of dummies to check in on, so let's get to it! Hit the LIKE button! ...

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5:44:58

March 31, 2025: MAKE-YOUR-NUT MONDAY! Opie Radio...

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2025/04/01

It's the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia's radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a dummy you've ever seen! Michael Ray Bower has a history of lying and grifting his audience, and it isn't a recent thing. Will this guy do anything in his

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8:03:16

March 27, 2025: FORE! It’s a GOAL IN ONE! Watch AARON...

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2025/03/28

Take a couple days off from doing shows and you will miss gallons of gaslighting from Steel Toe Morning Show and it's sad host Aaron Imholte. Let's see if we can catch up on the latest rounds of ridiculousness imposed upon the few fans who haven't fled! From fantasizing about a golf tournament, to making up stories about your humble Onion host, the ability to shroud himself with a complete lack of humility and honesty has consumed this former radio redact. And if there's time, we can even check in

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5:13:59

March 25, 2025: Lost LOSERS Longing For Fame! Aaron...

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2025/03/26

Opie Radio really enjoys what he's doing, and it's not a new thing! Unearthed from the archives over a year ago, we eavesdrop on Opie and Chad Zumock talking like they're the lynchpins in the entertainment sphere! Chad Zumock is mad at everyone who doesn't FEEL like he FEELS, and threatens to harm a dog for laughs and revenge! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is sick and can't figure out what to do with his life, but a doctor has given him a new excuse! Aaron Imholte prepares nothing for his evening

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